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Dance of the Manwhore
Not mine but it turned me into a 42 year old jacked up lumberjack. LYRICS
Love as large as brontosaurus
Passion like a bleeding walrus
Our love is real it's no mirage
Want to lock you in my garage
Climb upon my trusty steed
Later you will taste my seed
This heart of mine is yours to capture
From now until velocirapture
I wield my passion like an axe
It's warm and gooey just like wax
You cannot tame such juicy lust,
can you withstand my manly musk?
Roses are red, violets are blue
I must eat yogurt off of you
Know that I can never hold back - ocean/rocks
That might be why I smoke the crack
My father never loved me..
Love is like a ripened squid,
It stinks with limp appendages.
You scratch the rash that's on my ass,
The itch only love can surpass.
Yogurt is a dish best served chilled
Forgot to get my prescription filled.
Tonight I will have sex with you,
Then we will prepare a stew.
So just lie down and let me touch,
I promise you it won't hurt much
Stalk like a lizard of the night
Come closer, Fernando won't bite
Tears and screams of pain and pleasure
Are gifts we will share forever
Drenched deep in sweaty brine
is this blood yours or mine?
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