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You're a Wizard Harry

- You're a wizard Harry.<br />
I'm a... WHAT?!<br />
- Harry, you're a wizard.<br />
I'm a what?!<br />
- A wizard, Harry.<br />
I'm a WIZARD?!<br />
- Yes Harry, you're a wizard.<br />
but I'm just Harry.<br />
- Well, &quot;Just Harry&quot;, you're a wizard.<br />
but I'm just Harry!<br />
- No, &quot;Just Harry&quot;, you - are a wizard!<br />
Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!<br />
- NO! Harry, you are a wizard!<br />
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!<br />
- Listen Harry, you are a wizard!<br />
No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!<br />
- Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!<br />
A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!<br />
- Nooo, &quot;Just Harry&quot;! You're a wizard.<br />
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.<br />
- Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.<br />
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!<br />
- HARRY, you are a wizard!<br />
Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a ******* WIZARD!<br />
- For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a ******* WIZARD.<br />
I don't give a **** you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I'm not a ******* WIZARD!<br />
- Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and **** . And you're going to be ******* pleased about it!<br />
I don't WANT to do your ******* spells you BASKET CASE! stick it up your ******* DICK-HOLE!<br />
- My ******* WHAT?!?!<br />
HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the ******* line!<br />
- No I'm not. You - are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a ******* owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.<br />
I'M GOING TO ******* PUT MY DICK IN THE OWL<br />
- I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.<br />
I'm a WHAT?!<br />
- YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR **** SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!<br />
Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY **** WHAT YOU THINK.<br />
- This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT **** SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER<br />
I'LL ******* SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!<br />
- 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE<br />
I'LL ******* BURST YE'<br />
- Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your ****** meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.<br />
I'll ******* NAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!<br />
- Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH<br />
I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.<br />
- C'MON THEN YA CUNT<br />
SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON<br />
- I'll RUPTURE YOUR ******* ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK<br />
I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT<br />
- LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK<br />
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Thanks to mr-kaki (facepunch) for the transcribe.<br />
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Submitted: 01/27/2011
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User avatar #7 - VLG (01/28/2011) [-]
I have to admit, I havent lauphed like that in a VERY LONG TIME. Good job!
To the front page!
#3 - leegles (01/27/2011) [-]
I've seen this multiple times and I still laugh every time.
#2 - Jumpingisnotacrime **User deleted account** (01/27/2011) [-]
LOOOOOOOLLL!!
#6 - Jumpingisnotacrime **User deleted account** (01/27/2011) [-]
how do u download this **** ive watched it over and over again LOOOOOL
User avatar #4 - Koutetsu (01/27/2011) [-]
I posted this a month or so ago...
#1 - anonymous (01/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Seen this before.
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#5 to #1 - Jumpingisnotacrime **User deleted account** (01/27/2011) [-]
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