Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

The Mom Song

funny song that i found on my computer.<br />
The mom song<br />
<br />
The lyrics:<br />
Get up now<br />
Get up now<br />
Get up out of bed<br />
Wash your face<br />
Brush your teeth<br />
Comb your sleepy head<br />
Here's your clothes<br />
And your shoes<br />
Hear the words I said<br />
Get up now<br />
Get up and make your bed<br />
Are you hot? <br />
Are you cold? <br />
Are you wearing that? <br />
Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at? <br />
Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat<br />
Don't forget you gotta feed the cat<br />
Eat your breakfast<br />
The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all<br />
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall<br />
Please remember the orthodon'tist will be seeing you at three today? <br />
Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon<br />
So you must play<br />
Don't shovel<br />
Chew slowly<br />
But hurry<br />
The bus is here<br />
Be careful<br />
Come back here<br />
Did you wash behind your ears? <br />
Play outside<br />
Don't play rough<br />
Would you just play fair? <br />
Be polite<br />
Make a friend<br />
Don't forget to share<br />
Work it out<br />
Wait your turn<br />
Never take a dare<br />
Get along<br />
Don't make me come down there<br />
Clean your room<br />
Fold your clothes<br />
Put your stuff away<br />
Make your bed<br />
Do it now<br />
Do we have all day? <br />
Were you born in a barn? <br />
Would you like some hay<br />
Can you even hear a word I say? <br />
Answer the phone<br />
Get Off the phone<br />
Don't sit so close<br />
Turn it down<br />
No texting at the table<br />
No more computer time tonight<br />
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up<br />
Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home? <br />
Saying thank you, please, excuse me<br />
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam<br />
You'll appreciate my wisdom<br />
Someday when you're older and you're grown<br />
Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own<br />
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly<br />
But right now<br />
I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me<br />
Close your mouth when you chew<br />
Would appreciate<br />
Take a bite<br />
Maybe two<br />
Of the stuff you hate<br />
Use your fork<br />
Do not you burp<br />
Or I'll set you straight<br />
Eat the food I put upon your plate<br />
Get an A, Get the door<br />
Don't get smart with me<br />
Get a Grip<br />
Get in here I'll count to 3<br />
Get a job<br />
Get a life<br />
Get a PhD<br />
Get a dose of... <br />
I don't care who started it<br />
You're grounded until your 36<br />
Get your story straight<br />
And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake<br />
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff<br />
Would you jump too? <br />
If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that<br />
You're too old to act this way<br />
It must be your father's DNA<br />
Look at me when I am talking<br />
Stand up straight when you walk<br />
A place for everything<br />
And everything must be in place<br />
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about<br />
Oh! <br />
Brush your teeth<br />
Wash your face<br />
Get your PJs on<br />
Get in bed<br />
Get a hug<br />
Say a prayer with Mom<br />
Don't forget<br />
I love you<br />
KISS<br />
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends<br />
You don't need the reason why<br />
Because<br />
Because<br />
Because<br />
Because<br />
I said so<br />
I said so<br />
I said so<br />
I said so<br />
I'm the Mom<br />
The mom<br />
The mom<br />
The mom<br />
The mom<br />
Ta-da

+6
Views: 3583
Favorited: 0
Submitted: 12/11/2009
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to mrspamcam E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#11 - Womens Study Major (07/07/2010) [-]
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK lol
#10 - Womens Study Major (07/07/2010) [-]
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK lol
#9 - darkeststar **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK lol
#8 - darkeststar **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK lol
#7 - darkeststar **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK lol
#6 - darkeststar **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK lol
#5 - Womens Study Major (01/22/2010) [-]
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK lol
#4 - Womens Study Major (01/08/2010) [-]
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
#2 - Womens Study Major (12/11/2009) [+] (1 reply)
wow she's an asshole...
#1 - Womens Study Major (12/11/2009) [-]
wow.... this was just weird
 Friends (0)