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I'm on a Blimp

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Oh snap!<br />
Get your trading cards ready,<br />
Cause we're about to throw down!<br />
Everybody in the place,<br />
shuffle your ******* deck!<br />
But make sure you don't have any illegal cards<br />
Or you shall be disqualified!! <br />
(God Cards are okay though)<br />
<br />
I'm on a blimp!<br />
I'm on a blimp!<br />
Everybody look at me,<br />
'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!<br />
I'm on a blimp!<br />
I'm on a blimp!<br />
Take a good hard look at the mother ******* blimp!<br />
<br />
I'm on a blimp, ************ <br />
In the ******* sky<br />
Straight pimping on a blimp<br />
And I'm so high.<br />
Yugi Moto wears clothes like a ******* gimp.<br />
He can't stop me and my minions,<br />
Cause I'm on a blimp.<br />
<br />
Hit the ignition switch.<br />
I'm on a blimp, bitch.<br />
We're playing card games in the sky<br />
Cause I'm so rich.<br />
I got locator cards,<br />
And my duel disk.<br />
I'm winning finals,<br />
You're in Duelist Kingdom losing star chips!<br />
<br />
I'm riding on a dragon,<br />
Shooting flames and smoke,<br />
It's breathing fire,<br />
Making everybody choke,<br />
But this ain't Middle Earth,<br />
And we're not Frodo and Sam,<br />
And we're not gay by the way,<br />
Least I don't think that I am.<br />
<br />
I'm on a blimp and<br />
It's going fast and<br />
We're flying over a city that looks like Zanarkand.<br />
I'm the KaibaCorp King<br />
On a blimp like Kiki,<br />
If you're on the ground<br />
Then you're sure not me-me.<br />
<br />
Get the **** up!<br />
This blimp is real!<br />
<br />
**** land, I'm in the clouds, mother ****** !<br />
**** Squall, I like Cloud, mother ****** !<br />
My fangirls think I'm well-endowed, mother ****** !<br />
To ****** Yugi's what I've vowed, mother ****** !<br />
<br />
Hey dad, if you could see me here,<br />
Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer,<br />
Sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear,<br />
With Obelisk in my deck,<br />
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!<br />
<br />
Yeah.<br />
Never thought I'd be in the air<br />
I'm just a fluffy cute teddy bear<br />
Lord Satan<br />
Look at me,<br />
Oh.<br />
<br />
Never thought I'd feel so well<br />
It would be funny if somebody fell.<br />
Hey, what's that burning smell?<br />
Oh, it's your mother playing card games in hell!<br />
<br />
I'm on a blimp!<br />
I'm on a blimp!<br />
Everybody look at me,<br />
'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!<br />
I'm on a blimp!<br />
I'm on a blimp!<br />
Take a good hard look at the mother ******* blimp!

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Submitted: 11/26/2009
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#4 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
hit the mission switch im on a blimp bitch. win win epic win!
#3 - anonymous (11/28/2009) [-]
ahahaha "hail satan!"
#2 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
******* awesome
#1 - anonymous (11/26/2009) [-]
oh **** this is awesome!
#6 - icecreamvan (11/11/2011) [-]
Why didn't he rhyme the Obelisk line using "fear"? T-T
#5 - anonymous (12/25/2009) [-]
That "Your mother plays card games in hell"never gets old :D
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