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The Assumption Song

*Thumb if you assumed*<br />
Lyrics...<br />
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock<br />
He sat in the meadow just shaking his<br />
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick<br />
Their feet in the water, their hands on their<br />
Marbles and play things at a half passed four<br />
There came a young lady who looked like a<br />
Pretty, young preacher<br />
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress<br />
And she showed them her <br />
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck<br />
She said she was learning a new way to<br />
Bring up her children, so they would not spit<br />
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling<br />
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt<br />
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her<br />
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock<br />
He looked like a man with a sizable<br />
Home in the country, with a big fence out front<br />
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her <br />
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits<br />
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her<br />
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick<br />
And then she'd bend over and suck on his<br />
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch<br />
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her<br />
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf<br />
If you think this is dirty<br />
You can go **** yourself!

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Submitted: 12/24/2010
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