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Smosh and I Set My Friends on Fire combine forces to teach you the real truth about the birds and bees in this hardcore music video. Your no-no place will never be the same. Trust us.<br />
LYRICS:<br />
There comes a time in every man's life<br />
When he grows hair where it used to be bare<br />
I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy<br />
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy<br />
Because periods suck and commas rule!<br />
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!<br />
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection<br />
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?<br />
In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)<br />
Just forget what the others have said<br />
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed<br />
And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,<br />
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy<br />
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry<br />
They have the ability to pee in your eye<br />
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry<br />
They have the ability to pee in your eye<br />
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS! )<br />
And did we mention<br />
The risk of getting STDs<br />
Not just gross hookers have it<br />
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit<br />
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?<br />
Well maybe you should watch more basketball<br />
Wait a second this is not about sports<br />
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts<br />
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection<br />
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?<br />
In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)<br />
Just forget what the others have said<br />
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed<br />
Your body is growing<br />
You will get hairy<br />
Your puny voice will start to change<br />
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange<br />
Your pits will stink<br />
You will get zits on your face<br />
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away<br />
So listen to this song every day

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