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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny<br />
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MP3: www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/showdown<br />
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Animation by AltF4 www.albinoblacksheep.com/altf4/<br />
Music by Lemon Demon www.albinoblacksheep.com/lemondemon/<br />
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( * Secret link to The Ultimate Showdown Parody - The Ultimate Orgy www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/ultimateorgy )<br />
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Old Godzilla was hopping around<br />
Tokyo City like a big playground<br />
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade<br />
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade<br />
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack<br />
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq<br />
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu<br />
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue<br />
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And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal<br />
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile<br />
But before it could make it back to the Batcave<br />
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave<br />
And took an AK47 out from under his hat<br />
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat<br />
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away<br />
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day<br />
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This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny<br />
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see<br />
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be<br />
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny<br />
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Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime<br />
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime<br />
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track<br />
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back<br />
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady<br />
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete<br />
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped<br />
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip<br />
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Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind<br />
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find<br />
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed<br />
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist<br />
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault<br />
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault<br />
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air<br />
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh<br />
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This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny<br />
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see<br />
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be<br />
This is the Ultimate Showdown...<br />
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Angels sang out in immaculate chorus<br />
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris<br />
Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones<br />
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones<br />
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain<br />
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne<br />
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise<br />
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs<br />
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Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and<br />
&quot;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&quot;'s Black Knight and<br />
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and<br />
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie<br />
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader<br />
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger<br />
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,<br />
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan<br />
All came out of no where lightning fast<br />
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass<br />
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw<br />
With civilians looking on total awe<br />
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And the fight raged on for a century<br />
Many lives were claimed, but eventually<br />
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:<br />
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater<br />
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This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny<br />
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see<br />
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be<br />
This is the Ultimate Showdown...<br />
This is the Ultimate Showdown...<br />
This is the Ultimate Showdown...<br />
Of Ultimate Destiny

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Submitted: 12/02/2010
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#4 - DJ SpoonTooBig (12/06/2010) [-]
>on my ipod
#1 - rosebud (12/02/2010) [+] (2 replies)
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