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Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. Literally. By Toby Turner.<br />
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Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE<br />
A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade.<br />
and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH<br />
The birds get the hell out of there.<br />
Because they know something's going down<br />
Is he gonna die?<br />
No, it's a medium shot.<br />
Pan, zoom, and slow-mo<br />
means he's the target.<br />
Mysterious hooded man watches<br />
(from a distance)<br />
Take a second to look awesome<br />
Time to go.<br />
Walk in slow-motion<br />
So you still look awesome.<br />
Guard just saw you,<br />
And he's gonna shot you.<br />
But don't mind him<br />
Just keep looking awesome.<br />
That shadow will take care of him<br />
WHITE! Guard says &quot;Stop!&quot;<br />
Just kill him with your awesome<br />
The other got it by an arrow so you're good.<br />
Hopefully those guards have good armor<br />
No, they don't. Maybe they do<br />
They don't.<br />
Now act like you didn't do it.<br />
They're not buying it...<br />
Target comes out of his shelter<br />
He's distracted by a feather.<br />
He's like, &quot;SHOOT ME!&quot;<br />
He likes feathers.<br />
He looks up when he remembers<br />
Ooh, I LOVE birds!<br />
Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE<br />
Everywhere PEOPLE DIE<br />
Target doesn't die,<br />
HE'S FINE!<br />
Target sends horsemen to die.<br />
Kill the horse, the rider falls down.<br />
Kill the rider the rider falls down.<br />
Target's still fine.<br />
Target nods and some other guards<br />
that were hiding in pillars<br />
COME OUT<br />
and then take their formation<br />
then Target pulls out his sword<br />
then goes to smell his sword<br />
...not sure why.<br />
Mysterious hooded man joined by<br />
other hooded people...<br />
YOUR'E NEXT.<br />
RUN-NING<br />

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#4 - anonymous (01/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yea, I have never seen this on FunnyJunk before either...

I'll just leave these here...
#5 to #4 - pickinon (01/16/2013) [-]
My bad, I'll log in to say that like a man.
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