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Ultimate Showdown

I Didn't make this video i just put the lyrics<br />
<br />
Lyrics- Old Godzilla was hopping around<br />
Tokyo City like a big playground<br />
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade<br />
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade<br />
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack<br />
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq<br />
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu<br />
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue<br />
<br />
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal<br />
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile<br />
but before it could make it back to the Batcave<br />
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave<br />
and took an AK47 out from under his hat<br />
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat<br />
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away<br />
because Optimus Prime came to save the day<br />
<br />
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny<br />
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see<br />
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be<br />
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny<br />
<br />
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime<br />
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime<br />
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track<br />
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back<br />
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady<br />
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete<br />
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped<br />
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip<br />
<br />
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind<br />
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find<br />
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed<br />
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist<br />
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault<br />
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault<br />
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air<br />
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh<br />
<br />
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny<br />
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see<br />
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be<br />
this is the Ultimate Showdown...<br />
<br />
angels sang out in immaculate chorus<br />
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris<br />
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones<br />
into the crotch of Indiana Jones<br />
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain<br />
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne<br />
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise<br />
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs<br />
<br />
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and<br />
&quot;Monty Python and the Holy Grail&quot;'s Black Knight and<br />
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and<br />
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie<br />
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader<br />
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger<br />
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,<br />
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan<br />
all came out of no where lightning fast<br />
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass<br />
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw<br />
with civilians looking on total awe<br />
<br />
and the fight raged on for a century<br />
many lives were claimed, but eventually<br />
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:<br />
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater<br />
<br />
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny<br />
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see<br />
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be<br />
this is the Ultimate Showdown...<br />
this is the Ultimate Showdown...<br />
this is the Ultimate Showdown...<br />
of Ultimate Destiny

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Submitted: 11/21/2010
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User avatar #4 - dragonstew (11/21/2010) [-]
I remember watching this on newgrounds before it even got to fj or youtube... i love this video
#2 - UlquiGrimmHime (11/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
thats impossible nothing can kill Chuck Norris
User avatar #9 to #7 - KoCChampion (11/21/2010) [-]
Only Old Spice Man can kill Chuck Norris
User avatar #3 - Rellikthebrit (11/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Finaly classic fj.
and you din't make the lyics.
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