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A good history lesson on my favorite English Word; funny as hell ;)<br />
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the<br />
English language today is the word &quot; **** &quot;. It is the one magical word which,<br />
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language,<br />
&quot; **** &quot; falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both<br />
transitive (John ****** Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ****** by John).<br />
It can be an action verb (John really gives a **** ), a passive verb (Mary<br />
really doesn't give a **** ), an adverb (Mary is ******* interested in John),<br />
or as a noun (Mary is a terrific **** ). It can also be used as an adjective<br />
(Mary is ******* beautiful) or an interjection ( **** ! I'm late for my date<br />
with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, **** she's<br />
also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall<br />
versatility of the word &quot; **** &quot;. <br />
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used<br />
to describe many situations:<br />
1. Greetings &quot;How the **** are ya?&quot;<br />
2. Fraud &quot;I got ****** by the car dealer.&quot;<br />
3. Resignation &quot;Oh, **** it!&quot;<br />
4. Trouble &quot;I guess I'm ****** now.&quot;<br />
5. Aggression &quot; **** YOU!&quot;<br />
6. Disgust &quot; **** me.&quot;<br />
7. Confusion &quot;What the **** .......?&quot;<br />
8. Difficulty &quot;I don't understand this ******* business!&quot;<br />
9. Despair &quot; ****** again...&quot;<br />
10. Pleasure &quot;I ******* couldn't be happier.&quot;<br />
11. Displeasure &quot;What the **** is going on here?&quot;<br />
12. Lost &quot;Where the **** are we.&quot;<br />
13. Disbelief &quot; ******************* !&quot; <br />
14. Retaliation &quot;Up your ******* ass!&quot;<br />
15. Denial &quot;I didn't ******* do it.&quot;<br />
16. Perplexity &quot;I know **** all about it.&quot;<br />
17. Apathy &quot;Who really gives a **** , anyhow?&quot;<br />
18. Greetings &quot;How the **** are ya?&quot;<br />
19. Suspicion &quot;Who the **** are you?&quot;<br />
20. Panic &quot;Let's get the **** out of here.&quot;<br />
21. Directions &quot; **** off.&quot;<br />
22. Disbelief &quot;How the **** did you do that?&quot;<br />
It can be used in an anatomical description- &quot;He's a ******* asshole.&quot;<br />
It can be used to tell time- &quot;It's five ******* thirty.&quot;<br />
It can be used in business- &quot;How did I wind up with this ******* job?&quot;<br />
It can be maternal- &quot; ************ .&quot;<br />
It can be political- &quot; **** Dan Quayle!&quot;<br />
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:<br />
&quot;What the **** was that?&quot; Mayor of Hiroshima<br />
&quot;Where did all these ******* Indians come from?&quot; General Custer<br />
&quot;Where the **** is all this water coming from?&quot; Captain of the Titanic<br />
&quot;Thats not a real ******* gun.&quot; John Lennon<br />
&quot;Who's gonna ******* find out?&quot; Richard Nixon<br />
&quot;Heads are going to ******* roll.&quot; Anne Boleyn<br />
&quot;Let the ******* woman drive.&quot; Commander of Space<br />
Shuttle &quot;Challenger&quot;<br />
&quot;What ******* map?&quot; Mark Thatcher<br />
&quot;Any ******* idiot could understand that.&quot; Albert Einstein<br />
&quot;It does so ******* look like her!&quot; Picasso<br />
&quot;How the **** did you work that out?&quot; Pythagoras<br />
&quot;You want what on the ******* ceiling?&quot; Michaelangelo<br />
&quot; **** a duck.&quot; Walt Disney<br />
&quot;Why?- Because its ******* there!&quot; Edmund Hilary<br />
&quot;I don't suppose its gonna ******* rain?&quot; Joan of Arc<br />
&quot;Scattered ******* showers my ass.&quot; Noah<br />
&quot;I need this parade like I need a ******* hole in my head.&quot;<br />
John F. Kennedy<br />
-author unknown<br />
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(this is being passed via mail lists and was submitted to me by Deadkat)

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