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B.o.B. ft hayley williams, 'airplanes' parody. Entitled 'I need a piss right now' VX220na style.<br />
<br />
Lyrics as follows..<br />
<br />
CHORUS<br />
======<br />
<br />
HE CAN'T DISGUISE THAT WET STAIN<br />
JUST BY HIS FLIES<br />
IT'S NO SUPRISE<br />
THAT HE COULD REALLY USE A PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
HE CAN'T DISGUISE THAT WET STAIN<br />
JUST BY HIS FLIES<br />
IT'S NO SUPRISE<br />
THAT HE COULD REALLY USE A PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
<br />
WE'RE ALL OFF TO BLACKPOOL<br />
ON THE LADS COACH TRIP<br />
WE CRACKED THE CANS AN HOUR AGO<br />
BUT NOW THERE'S A BLIP<br />
<br />
COS AFTER ALL THE DRINKING,<br />
THE CARDS AND THE CHATTING<br />
ME BLADDER IS FULL<br />
AND ME LEGS I AM PLATTING<br />
<br />
SO I TRIED TO FILL A BOTTLE<br />
BUT ME KNOB WOULDNT FIT IN<br />
IT WENT DOWN ME LEG<br />
AND ON ME SEAT THAT IM SITTING<br />
<br />
SO NOW IM SAT STARING<br />
AT THE DAMP PATCH IN ME LAP<br />
I MIGHT SWAP SEATS<br />
BEFORE KEV COMES BACK<br />
<br />
HOW LONG TILL WE STOP<br />
I SHOUT AT THE DRIVER<br />
I NEED TO SHOVE ME JEANS<br />
UNDER A HAND DRYER<br />
<br />
I'M GONNA ******* SMELL<br />
LIKE A OLD FOLKS HOME <br />
WHAT A BLOODY MESS <br />
AND WE'VE ONLY JUST GOT GOING<br />
<br />
SO WET STAINS, DOWN ME JEANS, WHAT A STATE<br />
I NEED A PISS BADLY AS IM STARTING TO ACHE<br />
IF I DON'T MAKE IT TO A BOG SOON, IM GONNA PASS OUT<br />
COME ON DRIVER, NEED A PISS RIGHT NOW<br />
<br />
CHORUS<br />
======<br />
<br />
WE MAKE IT TO THE SERVICES<br />
I'M BAD AS A DOG<br />
I JUMP OUT THE COACH,<br />
AND I HOBBLE TO THE BOG<br />
BUT IT DOESNT QUITE GO<br />
LIKE I WAS HOPING<br />
I LET MYSELF GO<br />
AND THE FLOODGATES OPEN<br />
<br />
ME FLIES DONE UP,<br />
THE PISS FLOWS DOWN<br />
INSIDE ME JEANS<br />
RIGHT TO THE GROUND<br />
<br />
I JUST SQUELCH BACK <br />
TO THE COACH FULL OF LADS<br />
FOR THE REST OF THE JOURNEY<br />
SIT ON CARRIER BAGS<br />
<br />
WE ARRIVE AT BLACKPOOL,<br />
STRAIGHT OFF TO THE PUB<br />
JEANS NOW DRY<br />
BUT NOT SMELLING TOO GOOD<br />
<br />
A FEW PINTS DOWN<br />
AND I NEED TO PAY A VISIT<br />
PUB PACKED, NEED THE LAV, WHERE IS IT?<br />
I FEEL A LITTLE DRIBBLE LEAK DOWN ME THIGH<br />
AS I MADLY SEARCH FOR A TOILET SIGN<br />
<br />
TOO LATE WAS THE CRY,<br />
TOO PISSED TO CARE<br />
I JUST LET IT GO THEN AND THERE<br />
<br />
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - swissdudeluvsdacoc
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(10/28/2010) [-]
so could he.
so could he.
User avatar #3 to #1 - GIFJunk
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(10/28/2010) [-]
I was waiting for the headshot
User avatar #4 to #3 - flesheater [OP]
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(10/28/2010) [-]
NOT TODAY LOL
User avatar #5 - CPforPB
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/28/2010) [-]
the guy looks like a young rick astley o.O
User avatar #6 to #5 - flesheater [OP]
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(10/28/2010) [-]
which one thats vx220na at 1.02
User avatar #7 to #5 - whereisthelove
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(10/28/2010) [-]
thats a woman you doylum
User avatar #8 to #7 - CPforPB
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(10/29/2010) [-]
no..... the ginger kid is a guy. look closely and listen.
User avatar #9 to #8 - iamacunt
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/29/2010) [-]
I KNOW BOTH OF THEM THATS HIS WIFE U ASS
User avatar #10 to #9 - CPforPB
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/29/2010) [-]
sure.
User avatar #11 to #10 - iamacunt
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/29/2010) [-]
YE AND THE KID THAT SHOUTS AT START OF VID IS THIERS THEY FROM NEAR ME
#12 to #11 - CPforPB
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/29/2010) [-]
why so capitalised?
User avatar #14 to #12 - iamacunt
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/29/2010) [-]
stop it at 1.21 u can see tits
User avatar #15 to #14 - CPforPB
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/29/2010) [-]
not really.
User avatar #16 to #15 - flesheater [OP]
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/29/2010) [-]
trust me i posted it its a chick
User avatar #17 to #16 - CPforPB
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/29/2010) [-]
butt ugly rick astley looking ginger chick , if it really is a chick.
User avatar #18 to #17 - flesheater [OP]
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/29/2010) [-]
yup
#13 to #12 - iamacunt
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/29/2010) [-]
forgot it was on im tired m8
forgot it was on im tired m8
#2 - ReLigion
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(10/28/2010) [-]
im already pissed
im already pissed
User avatar #19 - yourAfaggot
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(10/30/2010) [-]
this sucks
User avatar #20 to #19 - flesheater [OP]
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/30/2010) [-]
gee thanks simon cowell i will sleep better for your advice