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Dear God: You're a bit of a twat.

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Featuring Dan White Derulo.<br />
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Lyrics:<br />
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I remember the time I wrote my first real rhyme,<br />
I was like 6 years old and it was about guns and knife crime.<br />
I'm lying, it was about golf and fine wines, <br />
The better the bottle the bigger the price tag mosta the time.<br />
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Whoma kidding, I'm a countryside kid,<br />
Aint never seen a weapon, God forbid.<br />
If I did, I'da run to the back of the streets and hid from it,<br />
I hate violence, I just wanna get rid of it.<br />
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Dear God mate you really confuse me.<br />
If you wanna sort the world out then use me.<br />
Text me, ring me, or get a priest to abuse me.<br />
Just stop ruling the world so cluelessly.<br />
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There's kids starving round the world so needlessly,<br />
Its hard for me to sleep, thinking about it.<br />
You sent your son down 2000 years ago,<br />
Well thats a long time, we're starting to give up hope.<br />

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Dear God, you're a bit of a twat,<br />
I prayed to get a girlfriend did you sort that, no<br />
I prayed to stop poverty did you stop that, no<br />
But pray for something arbitrary and yeah you'll sort that.<br />
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Dear God, you're a bit of a twat,<br />
I prayed to get a girlfriend did you sort that, no<br />
(God) Yeah but you prayed the other day to get paid a couple of days late... oh yeah you sorted that.<br />

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A couple of people told me my **** was offensive.<br />
So I raped em and put their heads on my fences.<br />
I told em understand a joke is a joke, <br />
and if they weren't so dense then maybe I wouldn't get so defensive.<br />
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Listen God you seem like a bit of a hypocrite,<br />
Telling me not to kill people well I'm sick of it.<br />
I skim read through a couple of chapters of the bible,<br />
You killed people just for worshipping different idols.<br />

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Listen God if you really exist,<br />
You gotta be helpful and stop taking the piss.<br />
Because there's a couple of girls living in Ireland that I miss.<br />
And that poor girl jodie didn't even get a kiss,<br />
Even though it was obvious she wanted my babies,<br />
I had to pie her off, she drove me crazy. <br />
I just want one decent girl I've been looking for AGES. Sort me out god. <br />

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Dear God, you're a bit of a twat,<br />
I prayed to get a girlfriend did you sort that, no<br />
I prayed to stop poverty did you stop that, no<br />
But pray for something arbitrary and yeah you'll sort that.<br />
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Dear God, you're a bit of a twat,<br />
I prayed to get a girlfriend did you sort that, no<br />
(God) Yeah but you prayed the other day to get paid a couple of days late... oh yeah you sorted that.

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Submitted: 10/21/2010
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User avatar #1 - aPoorJewBoy (10/21/2010) [-]
pretty sweet haha
User avatar #2 - sixties (10/21/2010) [-]
Thought it was going to be deep and philosophical, but no. Just whinging about not having a girlfriend and getting paid late.

******* bollocks.
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