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mean kitty song

SPARTA NOW HAS HIS OWN PROFILE!:<br />
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LYRICS:<br />
I got this little kitty about 2 months back<br />
he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack<br />
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet<br />
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean<br />
he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand<br />
tries to get in trouble in any way that he can<br />
I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper<br />
and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper<br />
You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care<br />
kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair<br />
always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch<br />
playing in the window sills and tearing through the house<br />
He's so full of energy and easily amused<br />
kitty will attack anything that moves<br />
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of<br />
he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta<br />
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight <br />
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
little bitty kitty wanna bite<br />
Where'd you go<br />
are you stalking me?<br />
are you under the couch, quite possibly<br />
ears laid back so you don't get caught<br />
ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got<br />
I know you're probably watching me from across the room<br />
concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon<br />
You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first<br />
Come out come out before I make things worse<br />
I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been<br />
Hey kitty why don't you give in <br />
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared<br />
Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared<br />
I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed<br />
I know your making noises just to mess with my head<br />
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray<br />
cause you always seem to find me first, but not today<br />
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight <br />
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now<br />
I've got 'em cornered<br />
and now he's mine<br />
He's not gonna get away this time<br />
I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...<br />
Aw man! He's asleep in the sink<br />
What is with this cat? I'm confused<br />
He's got a bed, but it's never been used<br />
In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight<br />
then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light<br />
How could I let this creature live inside of my home<br />
I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone<br />
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone<br />
this kitty may destroy everything that I own<br />
Look at him now, I kinda feel bad<br />
He's the best little cat that I've had<br />
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that<br />
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention<br />
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight <br />
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite<br />
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight<br />
showing love, that's all this kitty does <br />
BEHIND THE SCENES<br />
If you have a cat, I'm sure you can relate, lol. I originally wrote the song because I didn't want to do a simple talking blog about my Sparta's little biting problem and I also wanted to show my friends back home in Turlock what my new place in Thousand Oaks looks like.. BTW, trying to get a cat to perform for a music video... nearly impossible! lol Thanks for watching : )

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Submitted: 10/07/2010
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User avatar #4 - Cheadder (10/07/2010) [-]
My cat use to sleep in the sink.... until i turned the water on.
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