yfw no gf. This isn't Oc, if you couldn't tell. Found it in my folder, thought I would share it.. WARN}! MAKE OUT? THE INTERNET . I. IT" I" tatty TUE SET Crg" r
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yfw no gf

This isn't Oc, if you couldn't tell. Found it in my folder, thought I would share it.

WARN}!
MAKE OUT?
THE INTERNET . I. IT" I"
tatty TUE SET
Crg" rutter"
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User avatar #4 - asick (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I wish my gf would wear cute black short shorts, but all she does is say no because she thinks she'll look fat.
Has anyone ever been able to convince a girl she doesn't look fat?
I mean I'm obviously lying when I say I have a gf because I'm really just a fat neckbeard but seriously, is there a special phrase that anyone knows that will make girls believe you when you tell them they're not fat?
User avatar #5 to #4 - aggressiveunicorn (07/23/2014) [-]
Man, if I knew that, I wouldn't be here. I would be spreading joy and happiness in the form of butt shorts all across the globe.
#1 - okamibanshu (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
heh, i'd be the one on the right XD
#2 to #1 - kristovsky (07/23/2014) [-]
False alarm guys, put your ***** away
#8 - zocard (07/23/2014) [-]
>tfw no gf
#10 - anonymous (07/23/2014) [-]
Joke's on you, gamers don't have girlfriends. unless they're lesbians
#9 - robuntu (07/23/2014) [-]
Everyone blames the guy. Sometimes it's the girl's fault.

Lots of girls think their pussy is made of gold and whenever they are down for sex, it should happen, when, how and where they want. Date a girl like that, and get rejected time and time and time again - cause she only wants it when she wants it....then watch as she gets older, fatter, and uglier. After a while, you don't hardly care anymore.

Then, like a child who wants to play with the one toy someone else is playing with - she waits until it's the 4th quarter of the game or you are at the raid boss and she's all 'Do me!'

And if you don't drop everything, you're the bad guy.

Just sayin....
User avatar #7 - kellendros (07/23/2014) [-]
Girl I knew, Nikki, did the left side to her boyfriend, she was pretty upset about it, even after she started diddling herself on the coffee table, in front of him. Talk about a true gamer.
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