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#49 - fortes (12/24/2013) [-]
Book Club Approved.
#45 - nevolmon (12/24/2013) [-]
FINALLY THIS IS RELEVANT
User avatar #44 - nousernamefound (12/24/2013) [-]
airbourne hearthbreaker is best hearthbreaker
User avatar #41 - chaoticlaw (12/24/2013) [-]
Please tell the writer made this book as a joke.
User avatar #43 to #39 - therockofshame ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Just remember that every picture of Benjamin Franklin looks like somebody just stole his parking spot.
#34 - alos (12/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #32 - ScottP (12/23/2013) [-]
Not as toasty as "The Romance of Lust" written in 1873

ex: She humoured my fancy, and pulling a couple of
pillows off the bed to prop up my head, she stepped across my body, and
kneeling down, took my prick in her mouth, and brought her splendid
backside and lascivious **** down to my face. I first glued my lips to
the open **** , thrust my chin in, and then my tongue, as far as I could
reach, licking the luscious moisture which our previous handlings had
excited; it was as sweet and delicious as cream. This stimulated her
very much, and she closed the sides of her **** upon my tongue so
closely as to give it a good squeeze. I never saw a woman but her, who
had such a wonderful power in that way. My nose actually felt it was
reciprocating the pressures of the **** , so I changed the venue, and
slipped my tongue into her bottom-hole, evidently to her excessive
delight.
User avatar #54 to #32 - hideyowives (12/24/2013) [-]
hot
User avatar #29 - soule (12/23/2013) [-]
I wonder which of the authors wrote that passage.
#28 - haqq (12/23/2013) [-]
#27 - manazetsugi (12/23/2013) [-]
Well....I guess its kinda hot.
User avatar #25 - KayRed ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Not as good as Samwell Tarly's "Fat pink mast" in Feast of Crows.
User avatar #40 to #25 - coolalliki (12/24/2013) [-]
Oh God...
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#12 - smartasshobo ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Just like 50 shades of grey.

Literature is going to **** .
User avatar #50 to #12 - zzforrest (12/24/2013) [-]
Maybe you didn't get the memo
There are eroticas that are centuries old. As in, there are books worse than 50 shades of gray that go back hundreds of years.
If literature is going to **** , it must have been going to **** for a veeeery long time.
User avatar #51 to #50 - smartasshobo ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
I love **** . Don't you?
User avatar #42 to #12 - coolalliki (12/24/2013) [-]
Because this is meant to be taken seriously, right?
Because a ****** series is popular at the moment litterature is going to **** ?
Because this is the first time ever a ****** series has been popular, right?

It is downright impossible for litterature to 'go to ***** . This post shows an excerpt of a comedic book, and it made me laugh. 50 Shades is an erotic novel. It's goal isn't to engross you in its story, it's to give you a ******* feeling while reading it. The Lord of the Rings wasn't made as a character study, its characters are **** . Its goal was to place the traditional fight between good and evil in a new, fantastical world and making the reader care for that world in its entirity.

Saying 50 Shades and the book in the post are the death of litterature makes no sense. These books accomplish what they set out to do, just like classics like 1984 and the Lord of the Rings. It's like saying film is dying because there's stuff like 'Hotel Transylvania' out there. It isn't, because there's still stuff like Killing them Softly, the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford or Melancholia.

If something doesn't strike your interest (50 Shades), it's not automatically bad. 50 Shades is not written like a 12-year old wrote it. It's not a masterpiece by any means, but all these people on the internet complaining about it probably haven't even read the damn thing. It's a story about sex (not a great story), so it's only natural the writer put a lot of sex in it.
User avatar #47 to #42 - smartasshobo ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Also I did read it, it's **** .

But my mom likes it, so it's not **** right?
User avatar #46 to #42 - smartasshobo ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Dude, calm your tits, I got the joke, but seriously, more and more ridiculous "romantic" books are being published these days because people read them.

Everything can go to **** .
User avatar #26 to #12 - slapchoppin (12/23/2013) [-]
i wasn't aware that 50 Shades of Grey was ******* hilarious

i'll go get it now
#21 to #12 - azraelthemage (12/23/2013) [-]
You do realize there's a whole genre of this stuff right? 50 Shades of Grey was hardly the first of it's kind.
You do realize there's a whole genre of this stuff right? 50 Shades of Grey was hardly the first of it's kind.
User avatar #30 to #21 - smartasshobo ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Actually, 50 shades started as a fanfiction of twilight
#31 to #30 - azraelthemage (12/23/2013) [-]
Regardless of what it started out as, it still falls under the genre of "Erotic Romance" or more commonly known as "Erotica".
#9 - kennyxvi (12/23/2013) [-]
Every single women.....
#35 to #9 - oodlesandoodles (12/23/2013) [-]
No, I refuse to let this slide. You ******* correct yourself before I'm forced to bring down the hammer
#36 to #35 - kennyxvi (12/23/2013) [-]
fack tha gramar yahtzees!
#37 to #36 - oodlesandoodles (12/23/2013) [-]
I warned you, mother 						******					.   
   
   
Women is plural. Therefore, "every single women" is contradictory. You either say "women," or "every single woman."   
   
Consider yourself educated.
I warned you, mother ****** .


Women is plural. Therefore, "every single women" is contradictory. You either say "women," or "every single woman."

Consider yourself educated.
#38 to #37 - kennyxvi (12/23/2013) [-]
Lawl grammers gona gramm!
Liek teh way I grammed yo mumma!
Yeahhhhh boi I waz edukated coz yu mumma gav me so much bran fuud it helpzed me done her gud sun!
Korrect me if im rite but yo edukation is flawwd!
#20 to #9 - drynix (12/23/2013) [-]
here have a gif form
here have a gif form
#52 to #20 - zzforrest (12/24/2013) [-]
I felt like adding the caption, here you go.
I felt like adding the caption, here you go.
User avatar #56 to #52 - drynix (12/24/2013) [-]
Why thank you!
#19 to #9 - anonymous (12/23/2013) [-]
No.
#10 to #9 - kennyxvi (12/23/2013) [-]
Then men...
#8 - gux (12/23/2013) [-]
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