>go over to my parents house cause I was driving around and got hungry
>parents aren't home
>kinda weird cause its like 10 at night
>grandma is home
>she gives me a quarter of a watermelon
>decide to stick around and eat some
>Gabriel Iglesias is on TV
>eat half the watermelon while watching
>Gabriel makes joke about getting pulled over and having donuts on his lap
>"you know why I pulled you over?"
>"CAUSE YOU COULD SMELL 'EM!"
>parents aren't home yet
>decide to leave with my 1/8 of a melon
>driving home see blue and red lights coming up behind me
>got pulled over
>brain tells me to play it cool
>black officer gets out of the car, starts to walk over
>brain wants me to say, "who let you out of the back?"
>brain tells me to say, "do I smell burnt bacon?" when he gets to me
>"do you know why I pulled you over?"
>grab the watermelon and say, "CAUSE YOU COULD SMELL IT!"
>officer laughs and takes my watermelon
>walks back to his car and drives off
>stereotypes stopped me from getting in trouble