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User avatar #13 - danster (10/13/2013) [-]
I already shout "Ave Satanas" out loud to make religious folks feel uncomfortable, this add a good effect.
User avatar #161 to #13 - Lintutu (10/14/2013) [-]
What does that even mean?
User avatar #118 to #13 - commontroll (10/14/2013) [-]
And then you get shot. Congratulations, you can fly but you're now dying.
User avatar #87 to #13 - newforomador (10/13/2013) [-]
I hope you know that Ave means 'Hello'.
User avatar #85 to #13 - threeeighteen (10/13/2013) [-]
I already shout "Ave Sultanas" out loud to make grape folks feel uncomfortable, this add a good effect.
#31 to #13 - howunexpected (10/13/2013) [-]
OMG so edgy and cool have my babiez omg so hardcore
User avatar #33 to #31 - danster (10/13/2013) [-]
Well, sorry for naturally being a dick. It's not my fault I find it hilarious when people think I'm a demon every time I do something as simply as crossing my eyes. It's not my fault for hating how independent thought has been discarded by my "peers" and all they need is golden and silver and ivory crosses.

If you all think I do it just to be cool, then you're wrong. Virtual popularity means nothing when actual popularity means nothing to me as well.
#53 to #33 - kinginthenorth (10/13/2013) [-]
You fedora'd so hard, it's not even funny.
User avatar #55 to #53 - danster (10/13/2013) [-]
I've never once said the word "euphoria."
#58 to #55 - kinginthenorth (10/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, but you're cutting diamonds man.
User avatar #36 to #33 - howunexpected (10/13/2013) [-]
Touching speech, really. But, how about instead of trying to get a rise out of others simply because their narrowmindedness disallows them from rational thought, you attempt to open their eyes to the truth of life.
Because making them think you're a demon is highly damaging and simply pulls them further into the closet of their faith
User avatar #40 to #36 - danster (10/13/2013) [-]
They'll come out of the closet when the walls fall down.
When the Black Plague struck Europe tons of people lost faith. Why? Priests died to it too. Poor, starving farmers that have nothing to look forward to but a good afterlife will be incredibly religious, and they saw that their religion failed. But, sadly, science has developed too far for stupidity to be a consequence and another "apocalypse" seems improbable

These people cannot be taught because they're not willing to be taught. Seriously, I'm surrounded by retards that would rather go to a school with **** education and gang violence than a good, free school with a simple uniform.
#115 to #40 - crowsnest (10/14/2013) [-]
I follow a religion to help me follow a set of morals and to try to better myself as a human being, and you are sitting here pretending that you are better than me and that I need to be "taught". People like you are exactly the reason I'm writing a novel on religion. Religious nuts and confounded atheists alike have forgotten what the point of religion is. Quit acting like you're special because you think your way is right.
I follow a religion to help me follow a set of morals and to try to better myself as a human being, and you are sitting here pretending that you are better than me and that I need to be "taught". People like you are exactly the reason I'm writing a novel on religion. Religious nuts and confounded atheists alike have forgotten what the point of religion is. Quit acting like you're special because you think your way is right.
User avatar #83 to #40 - threeeighteen (10/13/2013) [-]
So the uniform will stop the gang violence in a public school?
User avatar #23 to #13 - heroofkvatch (10/13/2013) [-]
you're not being the person Anton LaVey wants you to be.
User avatar #28 to #23 - danster (10/13/2013) [-]
Who's that?
#45 to #28 - anonymous (10/13/2013) [-]
If I'm not mistaken, he created Satanism.
User avatar #46 to #45 - danster (10/13/2013) [-]
I'm not a satanist. I don't worship anything.
#104 to #46 - nagafever (10/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #88 to #46 - heroofkvatch (10/13/2013) [-]
neither do satanists.

Satanists worship themselves.

It's a big world out there, good luck finishing the 8th grade
User avatar #119 to #88 - commontroll (10/14/2013) [-]
I remember how a bunch of people said how horrible I was to say that I don't like Satanism because it's a very selfish worldview. I don't know how they could possibly see it as anything but that.

Well, some of the sects are. But yeah, too many people confuse devil worship with Satanism. Bear in mind this is being said by a Christian, when some of us recognize there's a difference, then damn there's a difference.
User avatar #176 to #119 - captainfuckitall (10/14/2013) [-]
You're right, actually. All in all, Satanism (not just LaVeyan, as there are multiple sects, some that actually do worship Satan, although they see him as a good being and god of justice) is not a nice-nice religion in the slightest, and nearly every one will admit that flat out. It's because that as part of the belief, there really is no such thing as 'good or evil' (at least not in ways we can understand) and so they simply hold themselves to a ground of ethics rather than morals, the thing is, the biggest common ethic is 'Might Makes Right' and that 'Justice for All' is something that should be truly taken to heart.
User avatar #121 to #119 - heroofkvatch (10/14/2013) [-]
Because anton LaVey straight up says to be kind to everyone, until they harm you?

because it's about personal enlightment and accepting others, instead of forcing beliefs on people and shuning people who are different?

It's in no way selfish, it's about embracing our humanity, and accepting that perfection is unattainable, and don't be an asshole to people who aren't assholes to you first.



read the satanic bible, it's very well written
User avatar #122 to #121 - commontroll (10/14/2013) [-]
You just said they worship themselves. It's putting yourself before anybody else. It's not necessarily bad, but it is still selfish. Selfish is a neutral term, but generally used as negative. I was using it as a neutral one.
User avatar #123 to #122 - heroofkvatch (10/14/2013) [-]
selfish: (of a person, action, or motive) lacking consideration for others; concerned chiefly with one's own personal profit or pleasure.

Self worship =/= putting yourself above others.

infact, atleast 2 of the 11 satanic statement pertain to being a good guest to other people, being a good host to others, treating strangers with respect (unless they are being rude to you. if they are rude to you, ask them to stop, if they don't, destroy them).

Other statements include respecting others modesty by not making sexual advancements towards people who have not expressed interest, not doing drugs, never harming children, and not killing animals unless you're planning on eating them.
User avatar #125 to #123 - commontroll (10/14/2013) [-]
Worship is an adoration and reverence for a deity. If you put that into worshiping yourself, that's adoration of yourself. Adoration isn't simply loving yourself for who you are. Adoration is being almost obsessed with them, thinking they're better than any other.

Again, I'm not saying it at all in a negative manner. Tell your panties to not be so knotted.
User avatar #126 to #125 - heroofkvatch (10/14/2013) [-]
They weren't knotted until you decided to be a douche and imply they were.

bye.
User avatar #127 to #126 - commontroll (10/14/2013) [-]
Whatever. Have a good day dude.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - lordlucifer ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
Good good!
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