I was to tell ms but fuck It, I guess you' ll have a good laugh
be last year
may heading over to a the nds apartment to hang
he' s not ho me, door unlocked
Insade, yell to see If anyo he' s ho me
about to glare hlm a call when I see hls phone on the table
hls new gt
the glorious Prankster I am, I delude to fuck wath hlm
he has an Iphone, whooh oan open Tamera from looked semen
pull my pants down
take a close up photo of my pale and hairy asshole.
pput the phone back In place and leave.
meme hams couple of hours later
hear sho atl no Insade
he and hls gals mg tlmb
and balling hlm
he' s confused
he kee sayang It wasnt hlm
1-“ SHE' S MY LITTLE SISTER YOU FREAK?
dld he hang her lettle sister
2-“ I KNOW YOUR ASS WHEN I SEE IT"
dawns on me
gt' s younger sister was no
she has an Iphone
l took the photo wath hers
buddy tales to explain that It wasnt hlm
ffront hear hlm out
she grabs her stuff and leaves
she never ohmes back
I destroyed a relatio wath my butthole,
TL; DR My butthole Is the sword.