worth the read. fresh outta the chan. I was to tell ms but It, I guess you' ll have a good laugh be me be last year may heading over to a the nds apartment to h
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worth the read

fresh outta the chan

I was to tell ms but **** It, I guess you' ll have a good laugh
be me
be last year
may heading over to a the nds apartment to hang
he' s not ho me, door unlocked
Insade, yell to see If anyo he' s ho me
and answer
about to glare hlm a call when I see hls phone on the table
hls new gt
the glorious Prankster I am, I delude to **** wath hlm
he has an Iphone, whooh oan open Tamera from looked semen
pull my pants down
spread
take a close up photo of my pale and hairy asshole.
gaggle
pput the phone back In place and leave.
meme hams couple of hours later
hear sho atl no Insade
he and hls gals mg tlmb
and balling hlm
he' s confused
he kee sayang It wasnt hlm
1-“ SHE' S MY LITTLE SISTER YOU FREAK?
dld he hang her lettle sister
2-“ I KNOW YOUR ASS WHEN I SEE IT"
dawns on me
gt' s younger sister was no
she has an Iphone
l took the photo wath hers
buddy tales to explain that It wasnt hlm
ffront hear hlm out
she grabs her stuff and leaves
she never ohmes back
I destroyed a relatio wath my butthole,
TL; DR My butthole Is the sword.
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User avatar #1 - indonesia (03/22/2014) [+] (4 replies)
but you're still cockblocking your friends, and that's not cool
User avatar #4 to #2 - hudis ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
The honourable thing to do would be to enter the room, admit it was you and if necessary pull down your trousers to prove it. Pranks aren't worth breaking people up over.
#11 - darthcupquake (03/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Sounds like she was pretty... butthurt
Sounds like she was pretty... butthurt
#6 - bonlino (03/23/2014) [-]
TL;DR MFW
#21 - alucord (03/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>>but 						****					 it
>>but **** it

User avatar #7 - letting (03/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Funny...but...Also a ****** thing to do to somebody.
#43 - thoughtspot (03/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What an asshole
#19 - haqq (03/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
why do people do these type of things?
#10 - hydromatic (03/23/2014) [+] (12 replies)
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#13 to #10 - nibbero (03/23/2014) [-]
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#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The question to ask now, is you butthole mightier than the penis?
#14 - logthumper (03/23/2014) [-]
>Be me
>Be last year
.. Well which is it?! Me or last year?!
#26 - xcoreyx (03/23/2014) [-]
My god that last line
#35 - anaklusmos (03/23/2014) [-]
I'm not exactly sure but I'm pretty sure you could have done much worse to their relationship with a sword.
User avatar #33 - WhitePimp (03/23/2014) [-]
you now know his butthole looks like your butthole
#31 - naroshida (03/23/2014) [-]
**naroshida rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Im getting sick of your shit ** Butt **** it.
#25 - cjthreesixty (03/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #30 to #25 - WhitePimp (03/23/2014) [-]
jimbo the clown
#5 - wutangnash (03/23/2014) [-]
Green thumbs for you sir!
Green thumbs for you sir!
#63 - wilder (03/26/2014) [-]
Why didn't he come clean? Seems to be an easy misunderstanding. Sure the GF would think he is a creep, but his friend would have gotten over it most likely.
#44 - sedativechunk (03/23/2014) [-]
Funniest 						****					 I've read in a while, thanks for posting this OP.
Funniest **** I've read in a while, thanks for posting this OP.
#28 - bazda (03/23/2014) [-]
That is one of the funniest, and most probable of all the green text stories I've heard.
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