worth the read. . Whenever I get a package of plain Misti's. I make it my duty to continue the strength and toughness of the M& M as a species. To this day, I h
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Whenever I get a package of plain Misti's. I make it my duty to continue
the strength and toughness of the M& M as a species. To this day, I hold
twin duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and , I apply pressure,
squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is
the “loser.” and teat the interior one "'irradiate) y, The winner gets to
go another round.
these found that, in general. the brown and red Hadjis are tougher,
and the newer blue ones are genetically interior. I have hypothesized
that the the as a race cannot survive long In the' intense theater
of competition that is the modern candy and superfood worm.
Occasionally I will get a mutation. a candy that is pointer, or flatter
than the rest. Aimed: this proves to be a weakness. but on
were rare occasions it gives the candy more strength. In this way, the
species continues to adapt to its M,
when I reach the and of the pack, I am left with one MEI“, the
strongest of the herd. Erica it would make no sense to eat this one as
well. t pack it needs in an envelope and send it to Metro Mats asking
them tn use this Here for breeding purposes.
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a
has III: kg bag of plain M& Mg. I consider we "grant money." I have set
aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds,
we will discover the True Champion,
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#1 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Of all the things that never happened, that never happened the most.
User avatar #2 to #1 - unlithe ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
u wot m8? i do this. everything except the sending in part.
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