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worth the read, /k/ommando gets revenge

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We 342735 1520 pg (62 KB, 520x757)
man cave, cleaing nugget, toysci
here because' -"
apparently
ussually host the chistmas eye party because "muh my home"
alight, usually stay warm mum chistmas eye about chistmas eye aue
at parents nuns
annoyed because 1 know aunt stole my old as, mp, and
******* hate ths
attleast they dont steal en holders
tank
mancave, remaing to some Frank my char
next to crsplace guru
WOH WHATS new HERE"
mount semes download as she wen also stole my she
aen hey guys, ths 15 where 1 keep my guns"
TS NICE AND WARM new HERE"
r" WHY THE WHOLE FAMILY COME new HERE"
r" WHATA seen IDEA, LETS GET THE FAMILY"
HEY FAMILY COME HERE AND SEE wees ROOM
radon' know whether have to cemo to my god damn
god damn reason
yr old
meowths you get my god damn hause you ******* assholes
Now these Tame members were all on my fathers see, who 1 hate
All the broader% wly members on my moms we who haning the god damn outback are allo melbourne
Ths IS the story about how 1 lucked out my Tame on mamas and tossed each except my grandfathers presents mo a We orono or
them greedy eyes
Go grab a beer or somethig and stay a whee
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all 3 111112 she cousins everyting they can get thw 111112 retarded hands en
AK'; yr old walks upto my and starts hang allmyrage magnets
yr old starts all the books hem my onto the Noor, onto each page as she
epins them
yr old peking me asking quesions about the mes en the wall
starts her quesions
maes a cool guy, gave me all ms old tools when he had he use fur em
chll use the cordless dall he gave me when 1 was 15
yhe was the member 1 trusted that mght, and 1 chll do
an eye en aunts and grandma, making sure hen of my goods are taken
around making sure bioweapons are safe
daunts are stanag atme, wondring where my safes
aas 1 approach the ask where I' m takng the guns
IS THAT WHERE YOU KEEP ALL UR GUNS"
BETTER GIVE ME THE CASE A ROBBER WHILE 1 HOUSE ST"
r" HAHAHAHHA"
maake laugh, and put guns away
mlucky up
eene around
member except grandpa away as 1 turn
yr old does the mummy head thog to see
daunts steal newspapers the
News me go wen them to make sure they dont get as they walked hause to hause snatching papers
stold was and took em to we cream shop
aactually contemplated adoring them and aunts abuse ' done othe past, but that' s another story
daunts ask where my N 15
m" ddon' thave ene down here"
m" WHAT? WHAT YOU new HERE"
wen wane“
gets upto tend to food keenen
1 werry about
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reeal wen 111112 shes runing around man cave
my palatable
my desk
almost punched the 5 yr old Forgeting the smug: en my wear
almost 2 yr old he stepping en my computer keyboard
almost knocked out my aunt fur encouraging the 2 yr old to dance en my keyboard
r' HEY ms TS ALMOST 12 AM TIME FOR GIFTS"
frucking Maw new you assholes can leave
gget up, 3 111112 shes run up stews
daunts make grining gettng up hem my couch because theyre fat mace: MSW
Med up wen dealing wen her retarded ch/ dren and dead beat attends
both or them are on , both are unmanned, both have ch/ dren
eene ofthe fathers was a cool bro, was an extremal
a crazy we
New he was as an olympia, but turned e down
why ," ddon' tknow
knew hes ted to my aunt through ms daughter
a lot, but my see her
1 baby's her, 1 let her use my phone to callim
he does get to he takes herto and the we
yhe semes over someimes wen herto teach her about Brear's en my range
yhe ms we everyting gees to ms daughter, all ms weaps
yhe sad he ernerwher he des, as he we we wen me when he becomes/ l
shes the 5 yr old
because Instead a a good wee and daughter hes stuck wen my aunt
ssne blames mm everyting
yhe has a bad back because ems old
yhe has to take parakeets because e hurts we a bun to do anyting wen a she back
ssne mm to abuse and tred to sue he donthave
mthe court
yhe represented a god damn man
mm to counter sue
yhe deemed
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ma 1 she me every may because she wants ? 1 asked nerine
notacop herded, she replys," hot, he touches her"
aare you rucking smthng me
knew fur a fact he loved ms daughter, and nea neverbe she likethat
was actually ofended baths
ssne says ths as shes walks through my door, weaing makeup and a short skirt as her 5 yr old daughter standing next to me
her mamas
at ths print, egmn, mamas wen them
aen yeah, thats because they cant aha any good presents so they cemo to me
buying for the daughter and my grandpa, but everyone else can go ruck themselves
backto the story
enthusiam hem aunts
are "happy" forthe ghs thw mothers got them
dollar store clearance
em asda, aunts dont care, theyre en thw phone
tthey see the "expensive" wrapper's paper my bought
frucking an dollars fur 3 tubes
mthe she the sums em wen
abought em some we dollar she they ceded the toys r us catalog
Beach
about myself
epins ms g
yhe pretty lad back, he doesnt really care (newest 1 get em
bought em some new reloading tools because hes been complment about ms old rusty press
mold persin
thither, s up next
Mums coach purse my piked out
OAOH THANK YOU ANON"
know fur a fact that purse we end up bythe end
m" IT WAS STOLEN" actually means she pawned e he bingo money
bwne cares, 1 hate you all anyway
daunts are up next
s me cheap coach wallets and she
COACH? l 1 WANTED GUCCI"
yyea ************** sums:
over because ofcourse 1 was the only ene who actually brought a , who got me some
surplus hem ms days the navy
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are you assholes gettng or my property
go backto my cave and play stalker
LOOK AT THE TIME, BETTER BE HEADING HOME"
tthank ruck
theyre the keenen stealing my layovers 1 scout the Hams
he my bearely
guest
yhe mum Me
ANON WE' RE LEAVING, ms SAY BYE"
r" Yeah, yte me a sec"
before greying the 111112 shes seeable
zguns, sare, computer, everythings Me
to walk upsets
at kestral en counter
my watch
yhe he he
generes my watch
my fathergame to me
you ******* seems
aen ******* mamas eye
****** up
up stews
cornetto aeur
mounts are already the car
and was putang sneez
the most pssed ' everheat
retep onto porch, look at aunts
smug race
eyebrows
aen you ****** up alight
anywway, theyre ******* putang en make up
retep upto newwindow
we where you guys heading?"
OH WE' RE GOING Te SOME MIDNIGHT HOLIDAY CLUBBIN"
what?) what about the kds
WE' RE LEAVING THEM AT HOME WITH PAPA new
enough wen thw singed eyebrows
enough wen yearoldman / rathe hottest she
enough wen mes
enough wen
m" Get out ofthe car"
tthey each look up at me
m" Get out ofthe car"
slaughter
an ask why I' m ta% about
m" ' lsat anyting bedore, stole hem me when 1 was younger, lldn' tsay anyting Now 1 am
m" psh, whatever anon"
ssne starts roung up
mutant there, cold stare at em
back ardour, kds are Coming out and so are granparents
back, tell them to
5311131 :
herione: sed tone
r" WHAT, WHAT, ANON WHAT WRONG"
nugget hem
weeks way up
at the door, demanding what' s golnx en
ssne sees glorius m hands
rate's back, looks at me, hats he head because trifocals and falls against wall shock
are bang held back by grandpa
mall snek
retep upto aunts car, ene 15 hamon a car, ene 15 chll putang en makeup
up, member
upto anners seat
snugged hand, where watch 15
wne
button palm,
sstarr up me sky
dark
mthe saurce smang against my garage aeur
nugget shoulder
hand reach me pocket
container
mths 15 e
aunts men stare as 1 gently we the containerise my pocket
1 benito wisper ""
utter shock
retep back
m" where 15 my watch syntha"
yhe response
maake nugget hand
to caress es gentle wood hasn
maake
up at aunts
mst/ l noting
of utter rage overcomes me
retep back
mahout at the top "WHERE MY ROLEX"
ene swe mohin break wen we butt
sstarr
renly screams as aunt sewers banana hands
mother aunt does the same
even mere upset due the absence of my watch
VOU HAVE EXACTLY SECONDS BEFORE 1 INDUCT YOUR FACE INTO THE BUTT er MY RIFLE"
coining down hem
yhe reply, just screaming
banana me screaming
scream g
am screaming
screaming
mst/ l he ex
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Preach ene
mmy quesion only met wen mere screaming
sturman r
and an we a mamaa
Meade against e
Cammels
caunt at ths pm
glass and agent
her bythe shoulders and stand her up
her against car
r" cinema, / awn, where 15 my watch"
mother aunt chll car shoking at me to calm down
Ashes crying at ths pm
shout her name ene mere Mme
sen DAMNIT CYNTHIA, MY FATHER GAVE THAT Te ME ere HIS DEATHBED"
YOURS BROTHER"
WHERE IT YOU
shake her
ssne Maw breaks
ssne starts screaming stop
almost lost my mod
ssne points to my grandmother holding the watch doinng
mthe watch her sen, my fathergame to me
ryou' got to be smthng me
Ashes holding e
couldnt ******* belived
My and make the struggle to my grandmother
complete dabbler
tred to ask nerine but 1 couldnt
osnap out ere when 1 take e
to technally lose my she
aen you done ****** up
yyes w,
banana grandparents and see the ghs 1 bought banana them, waging to be loaded the car
to burn the ghs
evean, I' m golnx to totally burn the ruck out ofthose purses and wallets
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All-.,?, around to lawnmower
Mr and
hr’ backto rant yard
chll shock
eene by ene, grab each present and toss em me a pee
iceazn purse
iceazn wallet
Musk em
wwithout set worth allfather en We
mmust glass can and
back Insade without a word and shut the aeur banana me
aeur to say merry mamas to the was and grandpa
skewer
dge to bed
Next mornng the was gone, tthank my grandpa told me he waned for the We to the down when everyone let and took a
shovel and buneh the stuff Thanked mm and apolagies My grandpa was the onlyone wen a key so 1 guess he let
and spent the mght because 1 saw the was sleepign my guest room
Took em to Dennys and we had pancakes 1 dropped them on and packed up my gnol hove the raport she and
we went home
Apparently my aunts tnod to call the cops but they let them phones Wide my house or somethig
1 never had any authentic come by, seem; also how 1 We ******** nowhere
selena went to bed and 1 played stalker
Was a good day, sewer everyone was talkig about
...
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#6 - applescryatnight (06/12/2014) [+] (7 replies)
god this made me mad.
it seems the best greentexts get you thoroughly pissed.
im beginning to like being mad.
#3 - friedgreenpomatoes (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
No seriously, that was amazing.
#4 - skyhawk (06/12/2014) [-]
one of the best stories i have ever read. spectacular
one of the best stories i have ever read. spectacular
#1 - hikewne (06/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Man, this is long...
#7 - hudge (06/12/2014) [-]
#21 - winiacz (06/12/2014) [-]
I'g give some ammo to this /k/ommando, if i had any chance.
I'g give some ammo to this /k/ommando, if i had any chance.
#66 - sovereignty (06/12/2014) [-]
should've shot the 						*******					 cows, then comrade, you could truly admire beautiful soviet crafted weopan
should've shot the ******* cows, then comrade, you could truly admire beautiful soviet crafted weopan
#40 - ciacheczko (06/12/2014) [-]
>picked up my grill from the airport
>picked up my grill from the airport
#27 - cloymax (06/12/2014) [-]
ah yes   
   
people   
   
hate 'em
ah yes

people

hate 'em
#97 - pedocommando (06/12/2014) [-]
Oh god this was a good green text
#54 - salsawin ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
OP's fw
OP's fw
#64 - taratadada (06/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Probably a cool post but this would be the most text I ever read at once if I tried to read it from start to finish.
User avatar #67 to #64 - sovereignty (06/12/2014) [-]
it was ******* awesome read it
#2 - scriptsfordays ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - graboidzero (06/12/2014) [+] (20 replies)
Eurofag here : it seems the "nugget" is important to the story but I'm not sure what it is... :/ Yes I'm an idiot. Is it a gun? Or was he cleaning a gold nugget?
#35 to #33 - hondasupermoto (06/12/2014) [-]
Also eurofag, i think its some nickname for a rifle.
Also eurofag, i think its some nickname for a rifle.
#8 - hueman (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well, I'm not sure how to feel at the moment, so take this for future reference.
#106 - zeruaargi (06/12/2014) [-]
Man, this hit me to my core because my family is more or less the same.
#108 - sorinshrouds ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
To those who see this at first glance as a block of 						****					 text, it's immensely worth it. Seriously, it's a good read.   
   
   Good riddance to those 						*******					.  I'm currently living with thieves as well, can't wait to 						*******					 move out, or them to move out.
To those who see this at first glance as a block of **** text, it's immensely worth it. Seriously, it's a good read.

Good riddance to those ******* . I'm currently living with thieves as well, can't wait to ******* move out, or them to move out.
#50 - thearcher ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
I Hate families like that - I'd never invite them over my place
#121 - xerardo (06/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Cosmoline
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