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man cave, cleaing nugget, toysci
here because' -"
ussually host the chistmas eye party because "muh my home"
alight, usually stay warm mum chistmas eye about chistmas eye aue
at parents nuns
annoyed because 1 know aunt stole my old as, mp, and
fuckong hate ths
attleast they dont steal en holders
mancave, remaing to some Frank my char
next to crsplace guru
WOH WHATS new HERE"
mount semes download as she wen also stole my she
aen hey guys, ths 15 where 1 keep my guns"
TS NICE AND WARM new HERE"
r" WHY THE WHOLE FAMILY COME new HERE"
r" WHATA seen IDEA, LETS GET THE FAMILY"
HEY FAMILY COME HERE AND SEE wees ROOM
radon' know whether have to cemo to my god damn
god damn reason
meowths you get my god damn hause you fuckong assholes
Now these Tame members were all on my fathers see, who 1 hate
All the broader% wly members on my moms we who haning the god damn outback are allo melbourne
Ths IS the story about how 1 lucked out my Tame on mamas and tossed each except my grandfathers presents mo a We orono or
them greedy eyes
Go grab a beer or somethig and stay a whee
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all 3 111112 she cousins everyting they can get thw 111112 retarded hands en
AK'; yr old walks upto my and starts hang allmyrage magnets
yr old starts all the books hem my onto the Noor, onto each page as she
yr old peking me asking quesions about the mes en the wall
starts her quesions
maes a cool guy, gave me all ms old tools when he had he use fur em
chll use the cordless dall he gave me when 1 was 15
yhe was the member 1 trusted that mght, and 1 chll do
an eye en aunts and grandma, making sure hen of my goods are taken
around making sure bioweapons are safe
daunts are stanag atme, wondring where my safes
aas 1 approach the ask where I' m takng the guns
IS THAT WHERE YOU KEEP ALL UR GUNS"
BETTER GIVE ME THE CASE A ROBBER WHILE 1 HOUSE ST"
maake laugh, and put guns away
member except grandpa away as 1 turn
yr old does the mummy head thog to see
daunts steal newspapers the
News me go wen them to make sure they dont get as they walked hause to hause snatching papers
stold was and took em to we cream shop
aactually contemplated adoring them and aunts abuse ' done othe past, but that' s another story
daunts ask where my N 15
m" ddon' thave ene down here"
m" WHAT? WHAT YOU new HERE"
gets upto tend to food keenen
1 werry about
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reeal wen 111112 shes runing around man cave
almost punched the 5 yr old Forgeting the smug: en my wear
almost 2 yr old he stepping en my computer keyboard
almost knocked out my aunt fur encouraging the 2 yr old to dance en my keyboard
r' HEY ms TS ALMOST 12 AM TIME FOR GIFTS"
frucking Maw new you assholes can leave
gget up, 3 111112 shes run up stews
daunts make grining gettng up hem my couch because theyre fat mace: MSW
Med up wen dealing wen her retarded ch/ dren and dead beat attends
both or them are on , both are unmanned, both have ch/ dren
eene ofthe fathers was a cool bro, was an extremal
a crazy we
New he was as an olympia, but turned e down
why ," ddon' tknow
knew hes ted to my aunt through ms daughter
a lot, but my see her
1 baby's her, 1 let her use my phone to callim
he does get to he takes herto and the we
yhe semes over someimes wen herto teach her about Brear's en my range
yhe ms we everyting gees to ms daughter, all ms weaps
yhe sad he ernerwher he des, as he we we wen me when he becomes/ l
shes the 5 yr old
because Instead a a good wee and daughter hes stuck wen my aunt
ssne blames mm everyting
yhe has a bad back because ems old
yhe has to take parakeets because e hurts we a bun to do anyting wen a she back
ssne mm to abuse and tred to sue he donthave
yhe represented a god damn man
mm to counter sue
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ma 1 she me every may because she wants ? 1 asked nerine
notacop herded, she replys," hot, he touches her"
aare you rucking smthng me
knew fur a fact he loved ms daughter, and nea neverbe she likethat
was actually ofended baths
ssne says ths as shes walks through my door, weaing makeup and a short skirt as her 5 yr old daughter standing next to me
at ths print, egmn, mamas wen them
aen yeah, thats because they cant aha any good presents so they cemo to me
buying for the daughter and my grandpa, but everyone else can go ruck themselves
backto the story
enthusiam hem aunts
are "happy" forthe ghs thw mothers got them
dollar store clearance
em asda, aunts dont care, theyre en thw phone
tthey see the "expensive" wrapper's paper my bought
frucking an dollars fur 3 tubes
mthe she the sums em wen
abought em some we dollar she they ceded the toys r us catalog
epins ms g
yhe pretty lad back, he doesnt really care (newest 1 get em
bought em some new reloading tools because hes been complment about ms old rusty press
thither, s up next
Mums coach purse my piked out
OAOH THANK YOU ANON"
know fur a fact that purse we end up bythe end
m" IT WAS STOLEN" actually means she pawned e he bingo money
bwne cares, 1 hate you all anyway
daunts are up next
s me cheap coach wallets and she
COACH? l 1 WANTED GUCCI"
yyea wellfuckyoutoo sums:
over because ofcourse 1 was the only ene who actually brought a , who got me some
surplus hem ms days the navy
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are you assholes gettng or my property
go backto my cave and play stalker
LOOK AT THE TIME, BETTER BE HEADING HOME"
theyre the keenen stealing my layovers 1 scout the Hams
he my bearely
yhe mum Me
ANON WE' RE LEAVING, ms SAY BYE"
r" Yeah, yte me a sec"
before greying the 111112 shes seeable
zguns, sare, computer, everythings Me
to walk upsets
at kestral en counter
yhe he he
generes my watch
my fathergame to me
you fuckong seems
aen fuckong mamas eye
mounts are already the car
and was putang sneez
the most pssed ' everheat
retep onto porch, look at aunts
aen you fucked up alight
anywway, theyre fuckong putang en make up
retep upto newwindow
we where you guys heading?"
OH WE' RE GOING Te SOME MIDNIGHT HOLIDAY CLUBBIN"
what?) what about the kds
WE' RE LEAVING THEM AT HOME WITH PAPA new
enough wen thw singed eyebrows
enough wen yearoldman / rathe hottest she
enough wen mes
m" Get out ofthe car"
tthey each look up at me
m" Get out ofthe car"
an ask why I' m ta% about
m" ' lsat anyting bedore, stole hem me when 1 was younger, lldn' tsay anyting Now 1 am
m" psh, whatever anon"
ssne starts roung up
mutant there, cold stare at em
back ardour, kds are Coming out and so are granparents
back, tell them to
herione: sed tone
r" WHAT, WHAT, ANON WHAT WRONG"
weeks way up
at the door, demanding what' s golnx en
ssne sees glorius m hands
rate's back, looks at me, hats he head because trifocals and falls against wall shock
are bang held back by grandpa
retep upto aunts car, ene 15 hamon a car, ene 15 chll putang en makeup
upto anners seat
snugged hand, where watch 15
sstarr up me sky
mthe saurce smang against my garage aeur
hand reach me pocket
mths 15 e
aunts men stare as 1 gently we the containerise my pocket
1 benito wisper ""
m" where 15 my watch syntha"
maake nugget hand
to caress es gentle wood hasn
up at aunts
mst/ l noting
of utter rage overcomes me
mahout at the top "WHERE MY ROLEX"
ene swe mohin break wen we butt
renly screams as aunt sewers banana hands
mother aunt does the same
even mere upset due the absence of my watch
VOU HAVE EXACTLY SECONDS BEFORE 1 INDUCT YOUR FACE INTO THE BUTT er MY RIFLE"
coining down hem
yhe reply, just screaming
banana me screaming
mst/ l he ex
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mmy quesion only met wen mere screaming
and an we a mamaa
Meade against e
caunt at ths pm
glass and agent
her bythe shoulders and stand her up
her against car
r" cinema, / awn, where 15 my watch"
mother aunt chll car shoking at me to calm down
Ashes crying at ths pm
shout her name ene mere Mme
sen DAMNIT CYNTHIA, MY FATHER GAVE THAT Te ME ere HIS DEATHBED"
WHERE IT YOU
ssne Maw breaks
ssne starts screaming stop
almost lost my mod
ssne points to my grandmother holding the watch doinng
mthe watch her sen, my fathergame to me
ryou' got to be smthng me
Ashes holding e
couldnt fuckong belived
My and make the struggle to my grandmother
tred to ask nerine but 1 couldnt
osnap out ere when 1 take e
to technally lose my she
aen you done fucked up
banana grandparents and see the ghs 1 bought banana them, waging to be loaded the car
to burn the ghs
evean, I' m golnx to totally burn the ruck out ofthose purses and wallets
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All-.,?, around to lawnmower
hr’ backto rant yard
eene by ene, grab each present and toss em me a pee
wwithout set worth allfather en We
mmust glass can and
back Insade without a word and shut the aeur banana me
aeur to say merry mamas to the was and grandpa
dge to bed
Next mornng the was gone, tthank my grandpa told me he waned for the We to the down when everyone let and took a
shovel and buneh the stuff Thanked mm and apolagies My grandpa was the onlyone wen a key so 1 guess he let
and spent the mght because 1 saw the was sleepign my guest room
Took em to Dennys and we had pancakes 1 dropped them on and packed up my gnol hove the raport she and
we went home
Apparently my aunts tnod to call the cops but they let them phones Wide my house or somethig
1 never had any authentic come by, seem; also how 1 We buttfuck nowhere
selena went to bed and 1 played stalker
Was a good day, sewer everyone was talkig about