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Pretty inconvenient how windshield wipers only have two
settings: "one swipe even; full moon" and "metronome
for a Skrillex akbum."
me an - 9 May 2013
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User avatar #1 - GmCity ONLINE (09/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My car has automatic wipers and it STILL does this.
User avatar #4 - fawcks (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Does this ******* not know how to use the intermittent setting? .-.
#21 - asdffes (09/03/2014) [-]
Rainx master race reporting in.

Seriously, put that **** on your windshield and you will never need windshield wipers again
User avatar #3 - settlwlvs (09/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I have a 2001 Expedition, and it has around 10 different speeds for the wipers. I've never seen a car with less than 4 or 5.
User avatar #12 - beastkenten (09/03/2014) [-]
or you just have some broke ass windshield wipers ..
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Sooooo....140bpm, the default setting for most DAWs that most electronic artists are too retarded to change? Want something actually fast, do 'Overture to Candide' (Bernstein) conducted on the quarter note. I think it's something like 400 or 800bpm, it's been forever since I've played it.
#11 to #2 - rickastleylynched (09/03/2014) [-]
120bpm is the one you're thinking of.

That Candide BPM is an exaggeration, right? At 800 bpm any standard notation is going to have a bazillion measures full of measure-spanning notes. It's a speedy song but what you've suggested is human. Also, you're pretentious and lame and the works
#24 - auryn (09/03/2014) [-]
Actually the BPM isn't that high.

The BPM in Skrillex's song is Bangarang is around 110. Which is even low compared to the vast majority of other electronic music songs and genres.

Other songs might be around 140 BPM (which isn't that fast either compared to some of the faster electronic music genres), but the beat is usually in half-time. So it still has quite a slow feel to it.

But I'll have to agree that for windshield wipers a rate 140 wipes per minute is quite fast.
Although I suspect the guy who tweeted it was going for a big exaggeration, but it probably isn't nearly as fast as he thought he would be.
User avatar #20 - thelauinator (09/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
my 92 VW Golf has off, manual timesetting between wipes, then slow and fast. then there is like a 10 second timeframe for the rear wiper if I turn it on. that one's broken on my car tho
User avatar #18 - nightdge (09/03/2014) [-]
mine goes a little faster

Hobb's Angel of Death - Cold Steel [Bonus Track]
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/03/2014) [-]
Mine got 3 x 3 settings. 3 Basic settings (slow, fast, hurricane) and another turn button on them to regulate those 3 basic settings.
User avatar #16 - thingexplain ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Glorious ****** old toyota truck with a windshield wiper speed knob that is analog and therefore can be set to any point between minimum and maximum
User avatar #14 - Einsty (09/03/2014) [-]
VW automatic wipers are great. Very responsive too.
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