wii poop. Haha its funny cause its true... oh, i made myself sad.. WITH A NEW EXCLUSIVE SONIC GAME. WE THINK THE WII U WILL BE THE CONSOLE TO BEAT IN 2013! EVEN
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wii poop

Haha its funny cause its true... oh, i made myself sad.

WITH A NEW EXCLUSIVE SONIC GAME.
WE THINK THE WII U WILL BE THE
CONSOLE TO BEAT IN 2013!
EVEN THOUGH SONY AND MICROSOFT
WILL BE LAUNCHING NEW CONSOLES?
EVEN THOUGH SALES
ARE ALREADY SLOW?
SUPPORT IS PRETTY
WHAT ABOUT SST PARTY GAMES?
WILL THERE BE A NEW, ORIGINAL
MARIO GAME THIS YEAR?
A NEW ZELDA?
WIND V/ AKER
REMAKE COUNT?
NINTENDO' S OWN
SUREFIRE PLAN FOR NEW
CONSOLE SUCCESS:
1. SONIC EXCLUSIVITY
2. CONSOLE WHERE THE
PRIMARY GIMMICK IS
A SCREEN ON THE
CONTROLLER
LAUNCH A YEAR
BEFORE A MUCH MORE
POWERFUL NEW SONY
CONSOLE
NAME THE NEW SYS-
i; ICC, Sony cnsre
Nlli o
...
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User avatar #2 - StaticX (01/09/2014) [+] (54 replies)
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I think the Wii U actually won the counsel wars already. Why? Because it's the only one of the three that actually focuses on games. And support is become larger, Nintendo just has weird release dates. They either join the party a few years late (SNES vs Genesis) or a few years early (Wii, Wii U). The others are focusing on Multi-media, and smart TV's are actually on the rise in a big way in the commercial market, the can browse the Internet and access netflix etc. That makes the Xbox One and PS4 already outdated. And, all counsels need a TV, why get all that extra stuff on counsels when your TV has it? With the screen on the controller, you don't even need a TV to play the Wii U. It dabbles in netflix and Internet just to be a bit more competitive with the others in that field, but it's not needed. And the Wii U isn't underpowered by any means. Are the other more powerful? Yes. Does it make a big difference other than visuals? No, and if you think visuals are amazingly important for a good game, allow me to direct you to the NES, with a massive library of amazing games.

TL;DR: Wii U won because it knows what it is; A video game counsel.
User avatar #1 - Thehappyemu ONLINE (01/09/2014) [+] (24 replies)
I actually like my wii u and prefer it to other consoles.
#3 - lostdagame (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Wii U master race reporting in
Wii U master race reporting in
User avatar #38 - sketchysketchist (01/09/2014) [-]
I've played with the WiiU and I think it's pretty kick ass.
It's a family system, which is something Sony and Microsoft can't say about it's systems.
The screen on it's controller basically makes the control into a at home nintendo DS you can let your kids play with if you want to watch TV and they want to play super mario bros, and you don't want the little twat to smash your IPad.
Yeah, the graphics aren't ******* amazing, but who gives a **** . I've played with nintendo 64 games that are god awful and a real pain in the ass when you make it to the dark level where you can't see **** . And as long as you know what the hell's happening in a dark level, I think your graphics are good enough.
Besides, we want to let nintendo continue because I sure as hell do not want Microsoft to own the rights to pokemon, mario, or any other nintendo game after seeing how they ****** up Conker's Bad fur day's Multiplayer mode and Banjo-Kazooie 3. And not sony either seeing how they treat the Final Fantasy and Kindom Hearts series with remakes and semi sequels.
#20 - holyfool (01/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Except the Dreamcast was good!
Except the Dreamcast was good!
#166 - axtinguisher (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I actually really like the Wii U, the name aside it's a pretty neat console.
Super Mario 3D World is amazing, Nintendo Land is surprisingly good for being Wii Sports 2.0, Rayman Legends is the bees ************* knees and I can barely contain my nutsack in my pants while I wait for Smash Bros and Mario Kart.
And sweet Moses nipples if that screen-remote controller thingy isn't the most comfortable controller I've held in a long time.
#98 - gameshredder (01/09/2014) [-]
The Wii U's the best console I've played in a while.

The gamepad's one of the greatest things for it.

I can play all my games from my toilet or anywhere else in the house. I'm not just limited to my couch.

Plus the games are great too. Pikmin 3's fun. Mario 3D World is awesome. Wind Waker's still fun no matter if it's a remake or not, and when Smash Bros comes out, that's gonna be sweet.

Third party's never really been Nintendo's deal, even on the Wii U it still doesn't feel right, but they're still doing it for this console anyway.
User avatar #55 - amaezin (01/09/2014) [+] (11 replies)
So the Dreamcast controller had a screen on it? I don't remember that...
#64 to #55 - yaminotoncod (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't remember it because it was all but a terrible dreamcast
#127 - zpryed (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
any body notice how similiar some of the ps ideas are to nintendo
User avatar #53 - dreamcast (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Sigh.
#149 - finblob (01/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>tfw there was a Mario game
>tfw a new Zelda game coming out
>tfw a new pokemon game rumoured for console
#48 - insiderainbowdash (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'd rather get a WiiU than an Xbox ONE or PS4 anyday because of all the console wars and stuff. Plus, there's the DLC side of it too.
User avatar #31 - BmanX (01/09/2014) [+] (7 replies)
So Super Mario 3D World doesn't count as a new, original Mario game?
#171 - aerosol (01/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
At least there's always smash bros.
User avatar #41 - mutzaki (01/09/2014) [-]
The Wii U gamepad is very fun to use. The Wii U is also getting SSB and Mario Kart 8 soon, so that will be even more fun.
And don't even talk about gimmicks, dorkly. It was made evident that motion controls and original features are popular with gamers. That's why PS3 and 360 both got new motion control features not long ago, after the success of the Wii's "stupid gimmick". And the Wii U Gamepad is as much of a gimmick as the PS4's touch pad thing, the Xbone's Kinect and a PC's mouse.
I love how at one point, Dorkly posts something satirical saying that everyone should just shut the **** up and enjoy their games, and then they bash on specific platforms.
User avatar #13 - dagramcraka (01/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i love how people dont even know about the Wii U Zelda game that's coming out, if you look deep enough you can find it on the nintendo website.
User avatar #170 - guymandude (01/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I don't give a **** what anyone says

the Wii U is getting a new Super Smash Bros. this year - So I am getting a Wii U.

that's not even mentioning the next fire emblem, Monster Hunter 3, Monster Hunter 4 (to be released), the next Zelda, Wind Waker remake (yeah **** the haters I never finished the original), and a controller structure that allows it to make proper versions of cross-platform games and any number of ports.
#103 - fudgenuggets (01/09/2014) [+] (21 replies)
>"New original Mario Game?"
>"Nope!"

I call ******** .
#92 - kingdaniel (01/09/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I hate the Wii U but i think i'll buy it, if they release a new Zelda game
I hate the Wii U but i think i'll buy it, if they release a new Zelda game
User avatar #119 to #105 - theseventhmirror (01/09/2014) [-]
>Wind Waker
>New
User avatar #36 - hyeroshi (01/09/2014) [-]
I'd probably get a WiiU if I had the money for it. Considering I've put over 500 hours into Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate on my 3DS since the day it was released in America, I'd probably double or triple my playtime with the online feature.
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