why we say cat-like reflexes. .. I have dog like reflexes.
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#4 - isonig (08/09/2014) [-]
I have dog like reflexes.
I have dog like reflexes.
#32 to #4 - John Cena (08/10/2014) [-]
wasted?
#41 to #4 - isaiahrossdaboss (08/10/2014) [-]
Dog like reflexes
Dog like reflexes
#18 to #4 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
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#11 - ilikepatatas (08/10/2014) [-]
why the hell does a 60 fps video take less to load than a 12 fps 240p gif?
User avatar #21 to #11 - Mahazama (08/10/2014) [-]
We should permanently ban .gif's and replace them with .webm
The time is now!
Band Together!
#31 to #11 - John Cena (08/10/2014) [-]
what the **** is that an old maxwell
#42 to #31 - crcr (08/10/2014) [-]
I take it you havent finished adventure mode
User avatar #13 to #11 - anticitezenone (08/10/2014) [-]
Cus JIF's have peanut butter stuck in the already ****** compression codec
#37 - bbehemoth (08/10/2014) [-]
yeah... reflexes
yeah... reflexes
#5 - vultro (08/09/2014) [-]
That's some bitch **** mate
User avatar #6 to #5 - vultro (08/09/2014) [-]
I could have put pussy where the bitch is and it would have been amazing
#15 to #5 - georgiejohnson (08/10/2014) [-]
What's bitch **** m8? **** whoever says thats not the right stingray or some ****
User avatar #20 to #15 - equestriaman (08/10/2014) [-]
he died the way he lived, with animals in his heart
#16 to #15 - heydany (08/10/2014) [-]
too soon man...
it's always too soon
#17 to #16 - John Cena (08/10/2014) [-]
#36 - dawggz (08/10/2014) [-]
Well... he tried.
Well... he tried.
User avatar #2 - austinwidner (08/09/2014) [-]
I feel like this GIF is a metaphor for my love life.
#3 to #2 - meatboy (08/09/2014) [-]
You never get the pussy?

Very original, I know
#8 to #3 - John Cena (08/09/2014) [-]
Nah, he just continuously has "snakes" flying straight at his face.
User avatar #7 - thahaftoken (08/09/2014) [-]
can we get this in 60 fps?
#9 to #7 - John Cena (08/10/2014) [-]
then you'll only know the cat jumped backwards.

how would you enjoy the cat jumping backwards, smacking the snake in the head, snake going to strike again, cat moving is hind leg out of the way
User avatar #19 to #9 - lanfearandthecup (08/10/2014) [-]
Because we dont have akinetopsia, thats ******* how
User avatar #35 to #19 - vortexrain (08/10/2014) [-]
Dear Diary,
Today, I learned what akinetopsia means.

-vortexrain
User avatar #12 - olioh ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
did the cat slap the snake or did the snake bite the paw?
User avatar #22 to #12 - memeinmycoffee (08/10/2014) [-]
The cat hit the snake with a sneaky left cross counter on the retreat.
User avatar #43 to #22 - olioh ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
thanks fo answering , take a thumb
#44 to #43 - memeinmycoffee (08/10/2014) [-]
Don't mind if I do!
#27 - uchihalover (08/10/2014) [-]
this cat is no where near as reflexive as sasuke sama!
this cat is no where near as reflexive as sasuke sama!
User avatar #33 to #27 - captiancook (08/10/2014) [-]
You've really slowed down on the *********** . I'm kinda disappointed.
User avatar #28 to #27 - citizenofnecrocity (08/10/2014) [-]
Oh hey, this fag again.
#39 to #28 - uchihalover (08/10/2014) [-]
LOL @ you , you homobphobic trash
#40 - Jctomlinson (08/10/2014) [-]
Cat's like "All of my nope. Better luck next time."
#38 - John Cena (08/10/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
User avatar #34 - tinglyturtletaint (08/10/2014) [-]
Mongooses are better. Basically unless a mongoose is injured, inebriated, or some sort of fluke happens, it can kill a cobra with no issue at all in an open environment.
#30 - XxJackxX (08/10/2014) [-]
**XxJackxX rolled image** My reflexes
User avatar #29 - chickenbones (08/10/2014) [-]
I did that once. On accident. A king snake lunged at my man meat. So I ninjad backwards at the same second the ****** striked, was within an inch of my balls man. Never stepped on a snake since.
User avatar #23 - assdoreponyfucker (08/10/2014) [-]
i had a dog come attack my chickens and bunnies and i gave it 2 ribs, half a rotisserie chicken, and 10 slices of ham but he was so hungry i yelled, and beckoned him to leave them alone but he was so hungry we call the cops but he just sat there watched and called animal control who didn't even arrive

TL;DR i just realized i made an irrelevant story
#24 to #23 - John Cena (08/10/2014) [-]
I think you accidentally a word accidentally a word or two.
#14 - John Cena (08/10/2014) [-]
Son of The Boss vs The Son of Big Boss.
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User avatar #1 - breaken (08/09/2014) [-]
I just saw this on uberhumor lol
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