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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - furkfurk
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Wash your pillowcases on a frequent non frequent basis, It'll drastically reduce your acne.
User avatar #4 to #1 - lincolnpenis
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Does this actually work? Like universally?
User avatar #7 to #4 - tarantallegra
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It really helps.
And if you don't have clean pillow-cases, slip your pillow into a clean t-shirt
User avatar #8 to #7 - lincolnpenis
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Holy **** that's a good idea, cheers bro.
User avatar #12 to #1 - shnap
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As someone who dealt with severe acne for 8 years, washing my pillowcases hardly made any difference.
User avatar #18 to #1 - qwertykon
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Or if you're too lazy, Like me to wash your pillowcase often, just put a clean towel over your pillow every night. Same effects. Less effort
#24 to #1 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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But what about the wings?
#2 to #1 - taurusguy
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Frequent non frequent....as a person who speaks English as 2nd language this is very confusing now.
User avatar #3 to #2 - monkeybrains
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English is my first language and what he said was ******* confusing.
#85 to #3 - cobraghost
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English is my third language and what he said was a *******.
User avatar #9 to #2 - twdeathnote
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I speak English as my first language, however, I have no ******* clue what this guy is saying.
Carry on my wayward son.
#10 to #9 - taurusguy
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A supernatural fan, Kansas fan, or telling me to carry on?
User avatar #11 to #10 - twdeathnote
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Kansas fan, and telling you to carry on.
User avatar #49 to #9 - blackscrubs
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Godamnit now I have Carry On My Wayward Son stuck in my head
#58 to #2 - mogex
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I think if its formally interpreted I would consider him to be stating a hierarchical statement with an unnecessary attribute of having a 'frequent' non-frequent basis, so basically a frequent non-frequent basis is a basis that is simply non-frequent. Adding unnecessary verbosity through doing what I explained above is a great way to confuse and 'troll' people.    
   
Translation without unnecessary verbosity: "Wash you pillowcases on a non frequent basis,"
I think if its formally interpreted I would consider him to be stating a hierarchical statement with an unnecessary attribute of having a 'frequent' non-frequent basis, so basically a frequent non-frequent basis is a basis that is simply non-frequent. Adding unnecessary verbosity through doing what I explained above is a great way to confuse and 'troll' people.

Translation without unnecessary verbosity: "Wash you pillowcases on a non frequent basis,"
User avatar #73 to #58 - imaschizo
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that was verbose
#86 to #73 - mogex
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It is necessary to say it like so to get the concept across.

(you have to think about it for a minute or two to get the idea)
User avatar #19 to #2 - nativninja
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periodically
User avatar #17 to #2 - zight
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i speak english as my first language
User avatar #13 to #2 - unncommon
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I speak English as a primary language and I have no idea what the **** he's saying.
#14 - khearts
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(11/01/2013) [-]
Mmm... hot wings
#29 to #14 - mrhotwings
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(11/02/2013) [-]
mmmmm...
#107 to #29 - vapaus
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User avatar #6 - tarantallegra
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Or growing some hot wings.
User avatar #5 - ehzio
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Your sebaceous gland produces sebum.
Sebum is a natural oily substance that makes your skin well.....oily. Like if you didn't take a shower for a couple days, you would see that your skin got really oily for some reason. This is because of sebaceous gland naturally producing it.
Also if you were wondering about the smell that accomendates with you not showering, it's because of the sebum's bacterial breakdown. Naturally, sebum is odarless.
A concentration of sebum left uncleaned over time will produce acne.
If left uncleaned for a long time, the sebum will eventually dry out and will produce blackheads.




TL,DR: Anatomy stuff n sebum looks like bums and causes acne
#25 to #5 - sgtxrootbeer
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You can make said gland stop producing sebum by reducing or cutting out carbohydrates.

try it, I dare you.
#87 to #25 - ehzio
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You think you can ******* try and challenge me? I'll take this **** on

For how long? because carbohydrates is like......in every food other than meat...
User avatar #90 to #87 - carbohydrates
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Mentioning me in a comment? Heh heh, I'll show you some meat.
User avatar #91 to #90 - ehzio
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I wouldn't mind <3, you're tasty Onii-chan
#92 to #91 - carbohydrates
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All sorts of meat to put in your mouth.
User avatar #93 to #92 - ehzio
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I mainly only eat chicken and ham with once every week steak or some type of red meat.
User avatar #94 to #93 - carbohydrates
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Ah, so you like chicken cock
Side note: I mostly eat chicken, red meat messes my stomach up, too much grease.
User avatar #95 to #94 - ehzio
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Oh? I heard that happens a lot to people, not me though, I ******* love red meat.
User avatar #96 to #95 - carbohydrates
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I like red meat, but I can't eat fat, the squeaky-squishy consistency of it makes me gag.
As for the grease, if I go to a place like, say, Red Robin, and get a burger, by the time I get home I will feel like I have had a railroad spike rammed through my intestines.
Thanklfully, if I get something like a skirt-steak and fry it in my cast iron skillet until it is dead, then there is little enough grease for me to eat it.
User avatar #97 to #96 - ehzio
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But dude that's like......
I feel bad for you son, you're missing out on some good stuff
User avatar #98 to #97 - carbohydrates
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Yup, but, that's life.
I'm just lucky I don't have crohn's like my dad, he couldn't eat most green vegetables.
A big leaf of lettuce would land him in the hospital.
User avatar #99 to #98 - ehzio
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Jesus dude..... your families genetics.....damn son
#88 to #87 - sgtxrootbeer
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Try for 2 months. eat veggies, meat and fruit (some, not too much)

Tell me when done.
#89 to #88 - ehzio
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Okie doke! I'll fav this and I'll come back to you on January
#100 to #89 - sgtxrootbeer
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Just FYI, you can eat ally of the fatty and greasy foods you like, just no carbs
User avatar #101 to #100 - ehzio
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wait what? All good fatty and greasy foods that I like have carbs with them!!!
#102 to #101 - sgtxrootbeer
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do you like bacon?
Steak?
Fried chicken? (preferably no batter)
need I say moar?
User avatar #103 to #102 - ehzio
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yeah..but I also like burgers and fries and chips and good stuff that will give a healthy person a heart attack..
#104 to #103 - sgtxrootbeer
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Burgers w/o the bun, you will have 2 give up chips and fries tho.
User avatar #105 to #104 - ehzio
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gay
#106 to #105 - sgtxrootbeer
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Your choice, try it or not. But if you want no acne and hate washing your face, this is the way to go.
#71 to #5 - anon id: 651f83f9
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Correct. But you forget the most important thing, the cause for the sebum increase.

YOUR DIET.
#26 - gwenisghey
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or giving me just 2 more inches below the belt
#27 to #26 - anon id: 8a8befac
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how big
User avatar #28 to #27 - gwenisghey
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5. just below average
User avatar #59 to #28 - Leopard
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It really depends on your ethnicity. If you're a brown dude, congrats. You're above average for all brown guys.
User avatar #60 to #59 - gwenisghey
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im jewish
User avatar #62 to #60 - Leopard
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That's a religion.

Not an ethnicity.
User avatar #63 to #62 - gwenisghey
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it totally is tho
User avatar #64 to #63 - Leopard
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****, So i'll assume you're white. The average is 5.5
Use dick pills or a penile extendor or something
User avatar #65 to #64 - gwenisghey
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id just like to have 7. or 6.5 even. that would be fine
User avatar #66 to #65 - Leopard
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That could happen with a penile extender. What are you waiting for? Order one.
User avatar #67 to #66 - gwenisghey
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yes id very much like that on a credi/debit card history where my parents have easy access to. great fun.
User avatar #68 to #67 - Leopard
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What you buy isn't on your history, just your payments. Just say you bought something else with that money. DO you want 2 more inches or not?
#69 to #68 - gwenisghey
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yes

but im not paying for dick extension pills that may or may not even work anyway, or have to potentially messed up sideaffect that i could probably do without
User avatar #70 to #69 - Leopard
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User avatar #72 to #70 - gwenisghey
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this is on my youtube history now. cool.

yes, id like to wrap some surgical looking equipment around my dick which may or may not cause permanent damage to it, but hey at least ill get double refund back if it goes to hell.
User avatar #74 to #72 - Leopard
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It's on mine now too.

It's been proven to work as it only yanks at your dick slightly for a long period of time. But what ever, live with a 5 incher. Let women laugh at you.
User avatar #76 to #74 - wobblewub
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Wow, no offense but you saying that made you look like a huge cunt.
User avatar #78 to #76 - Leopard
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I'm not the one with a pony as my profile pic.
#80 to #78 - wobblewub
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Well, I never.
Well, I never.
User avatar #82 to #80 - Leopard
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A seductive red haired pony.
User avatar #75 to #74 - gwenisghey
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www.funnyjunk.com/why+must+you+hate+me+so/funny-pictures/4866220/51#51

doesnt do girth anyway, gonna end up needledick
User avatar #77 to #75 - Leopard
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So you rather have a short dick? Then one that's longer with the same girth..

Then stop complaining.
User avatar #79 to #77 - gwenisghey
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no
i just want a bigger one
but its not gonna happen
User avatar #81 to #79 - Leopard
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Longer = bigger
#83 to #81 - gwenisghey
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User avatar #35 to #28 - arukimasu
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In ******* where, Nigeria?
#43 to #35 - gwenisghey
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User avatar #30 to #28 - Dwarf
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5 isn't average.
User avatar #31 to #30 - gwenisghey
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i know, its just below
User avatar #32 to #31 - Dwarf
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5 is above average.
User avatar #33 to #32 - gwenisghey
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lolno
User avatar #34 to #33 - Dwarf
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Yes, it is. I Googled it because I felt like my dick was little. Turns out it's still little, but you're wrong.
User avatar #36 to #34 - gwenisghey
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average is like 5.12 or something. maybe in like japan 5 is above but much elsewhere
User avatar #37 to #36 - Dwarf
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Are you talking about erect?
User avatar #38 to #37 - gwenisghey
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yes ***** wtf would i be talking flaccid
#39 to #38 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at (untitled) ** Because your dick should be limp more than it is erect. My misunderstanding.
User avatar #61 to #39 - Leopard
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5 inches limp is huge.
User avatar #84 to #61 - Dwarf
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That's what I was saying.
User avatar #40 to #39 - gwenisghey
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should be. i have boners more often than not.
but why would i be talking flaccid of erect is bigger. that doesnt make sense
User avatar #41 to #40 - Dwarf
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Well, that's like saying you should measure your height in shoes because you're taller with them.
User avatar #42 to #41 - gwenisghey
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ive never heard anyone tell their dick size in flaccid inches. ur all ass-backwars
User avatar #44 to #42 - Dwarf
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Well, I've never actually measured my dick, but I did actually Google it. It said three inches, so obviously they weren't measuring with an erection.
User avatar #45 to #44 - gwenisghey
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im under that too
User avatar #46 to #45 - Dwarf
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How old are you?
User avatar #47 to #46 - gwenisghey
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18 :c
User avatar #56 to #47 - jalthelas
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I'm 18, and mine's about 5 1/2 erect, I think. You're not alone.
User avatar #57 to #56 - gwenisghey
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i dont give a **** about you tho. youre not me. your penis has nothing to do with mine. yours being bigger or smaller has no impact on how i feel about my own. i dont mean this in a dick way, this is really how i see it
User avatar #54 to #47 - bopeepwoody
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Well we are all little selfish bastards deep down... ;)
User avatar #55 to #54 - gwenisghey
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no but im like selfish to the point where its a problem..
User avatar #48 to #47 - bopeepwoody
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This conversation amuses me please continue.... and size doesn't matter. If u are thick and energetic you will rock any girls world
User avatar #51 to #48 - gwenisghey
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yeah therein lies the problem

also i dont give a **** about other people judging it, i dont like it. its too small and i hate it. who cares what someone else thinks who im not even gonna ****, when im the one stuck with it my entire life and fap with it every day

tl;dr im a selfish bastard and i want a bigger dick to please only myself