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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - stallioncock
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I...tried...
Oh god do I try.
Foreveralonelypotato
User avatar #2 - emptypotatosack
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Poser
User avatar #3 to #2 - thelonelypotato [OP]
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you're just sad i left your potatosack, for the last time i dont want you back, its over.
User avatar #6 to #3 - emptypotatosack
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why do you think you've been so lonely since you left? you need me and i need you inside me
User avatar #7 to #6 - thelonelypotato [OP]
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thats what they all say, ive found someone else ok, just leave me be and forget about me.... its for the best.
User avatar #8 to #7 - emptypotatosack
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fine i'll go find as many other potatoes as i can and just cram as many as i can into me and be a full potato sack
User avatar #9 to #8 - thelonelypotato [OP]
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just like you did on our anniversary! see this is why i left!
User avatar #10 to #9 - emptypotatosack
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you shouldn't have been working so late at the plant on our anniversary!
User avatar #11 to #10 - thelonelypotato [OP]
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i had to make money to pay for our house and food, you just pissed it away on those sweet potato whores!
User avatar #12 to #11 - emptypotatosack
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Don't be jealous that they filled me like you never could
User avatar #13 to #12 - thelonelypotato [OP]
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(06/28/2014) [-]
like i could with that ugly body, you were so loose and fat after we moved in together that my dick may as well have been entering narnia for all i know cause i felt nothing from your fat giant hole
User avatar #14 to #13 - emptypotatosack
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please with a dick as small as yours i needed a magnifying glass and the smallest pair of tweezers in the world just to find it
User avatar #15 to #14 - thelonelypotato [OP]
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that's not what you said when i took your virginity, i nearly broke but little did i know you would become a whore because of how good i was. you just couldn't get enough but i was always busy, so you slept with any two bit whore to sate your desires, but it never mattered how many you got, they just couldn't be as good as me.
User avatar #16 to #15 - emptypotatosack
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I just told you what every potato want't to hear. i never was able to get off with you, when you'd fall asleep i'd have to go to the bathroom to finish the half ass job you did for me
User avatar #17 to #16 - thelonelypotato [OP]
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(06/28/2014) [-]
that's not what laura told me
User avatar #18 to #17 - emptypotatosack
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yeah i know what laura told you and i also know what she wants from you
User avatar #19 to #18 - thelonelypotato [OP]
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ya you should ask your mom and your sister too!
User avatar #20 to #19 - emptypotatosack
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Yeah well you think your so smart, why didn't you ever ask me why i needed lube and never got wet with you?
User avatar #21 to #20 - thelonelypotato [OP]
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its probably because your fat body absorbed all the moisture, there is a lot of fat to go around after all
User avatar #22 to #21 - emptypotatosack
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HA you wish I used to be a guy moron
User avatar #23 to #22 - thelonelypotato [OP]
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that's why i loved you dammit
User avatar #24 to #23 - emptypotatosack
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You knew all along and still did all you did for me?
User avatar #25 to #2 - thelonelypotato [OP]
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how could i not? so brave and so beautiful.
User avatar #26 to #25 - emptypotatosack
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only because you made me that way
User avatar #27 to #26 - thelonelypotato [OP]
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no i only let it out, its unfortunate but now all i can be is a lonelypotato
User avatar #28 to #27 - emptypotatosack
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(06/28/2014) [-]
and i an empty sack
User avatar #29 to #28 - thelonelypotato [OP]
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and thus ends this drama wonderfully played out by an emptypotatosack and thelonelypotato. it has been fun but im gonna be off to bed now.
User avatar #30 to #29 - emptypotatosack
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sounds good
User avatar #1 - trolltyler
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Your a lonleypotatoe
User avatar #31 - pitifulsoul
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Potatouhou