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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - beyondthebatman
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I know the one that summons the devil.
I know the one that summons the devil.
User avatar #91 to #4 - bobindun
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The reminds me of Gremlins
User avatar #7 to #4 - littleliz
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it literally looks like a guy with his back turned comming out and as he turns it morphs into a screaming face
User avatar #12 to #7 - notlucozeid
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yeah no ****
It's called adobe after effects
User avatar #13 to #12 - littleliz
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well thank you for the information
#56 to #4 - fatspartan
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Hexxus returns!!!   
   
(source is Ferngully the Last Rainforest)
Hexxus returns!!!

(source is Ferngully the Last Rainforest)
User avatar #76 to #56 - zerpderp
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that ****** scared the **** out of me as a child
User avatar #84 to #56 - hydraetis
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Oh my god Fern Gully was ******* awesome
#20 to #4 - spycheckingpyro
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#14 - anotheroneonearth
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shove it up your ass
#39 to #14 - lokischosen
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#21 - easternigguh
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Wait, what use does this have?
User avatar #22 to #21 - bitchplzzz
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It looks cool
User avatar #24 to #22 - easternigguh
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So does cutting up someone with a chainsaw in front of their family, but you dont see me doing it.
User avatar #25 to #24 - bitchplzzz
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Ehh.. Ive seen someone do that. Its not really cool. It means the local pizza place gets shut down for like 3 months
#96 to #25 - anon id: 378b081f
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Can you elaborate on that?
User avatar #97 to #96 - bitchplzzz
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I was doing my hedge then aliens from outerspace called me a dick so I got angry at two passer bys
#62 to #21 - kingpongthedon
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Filling up water bottles.
User avatar #69 to #21 - demigodofmadness
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This is the only known way to fill up a bottle
User avatar #23 to #21 - sciencexplain
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Not everything happens because it has a purpose, but because our purpose was to find out how it works. Now shut up and microwave glass bottles you fool.

-S
User avatar #34 to #21 - raidaltamimi
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Imagine you accidentally ate Free-sugar gummy bears, after microwaving the bottle, stick it up your ass to end your suffering I need a doctor
User avatar #35 to #34 - easternigguh
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I dont think giving yourself a enema with boiling water is gonna kill you and/or ease the pain
User avatar #63 to #35 - captainprincess
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Oh it won't put water up your ass, no sir

You saw what it did to water
#59 to #35 - mrawwyeah
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Now im not a doctor or anything but i think that may have been a joke.
User avatar #51 to #35 - preacherQ
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Dude, if you put a bottle of boiling water up your ass? You would probably die. Like, an ounce probably wouldn't hurt too bad, but searing your intestines? You would die screaming. If you didnt kill yourself from the pain. Bro, BURNS CONSTANTLY COVERED IN ****. Can you imagine that? The horrific infections are more than I want to fathom.
User avatar #42 to #34 - rootintootinputin
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WHY ARE SUGAR FREE GUMMY BEARS BAD
User avatar #71 to #42 - vgmddg
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Ask Peanutbitter .
Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bear Review
#48 to #42 - EnergizierAnon
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User avatar #50 to #48 - rootintootinputin
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not supposed to eat 5 pounds of any candy in one sitting
User avatar #53 to #50 - EnergizierAnon
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well, no. that is generally a bad idea. Haribo sugar free gummy bears though, you only have to eat about 5 or so.
User avatar #54 to #53 - rootintootinputin
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i heard if you get diaherria with a small amount of junk food, than you dont have enough fiber. i never got diaherria with only 5 lol
#64 to #54 - lolfacejimmy
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its the suger substitute they use for a lot of people even small amounts have the effect of laxitives doesn't matter if your fiber intake is normal or not
User avatar #89 to #34 - trollinggenius
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and in turn you turn your asshole inside out and its stuck in the bottle.
#28 - thhomass
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Mircowave your balls then you get weed. And cancer
User avatar #41 to #28 - rootintootinputin
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I JUST WANT CANADA TO TAKE OVER THE US SO I CAN LIVE IN CANADA WITHOUT MOVING. AND I HAVE A IDEA OF HOW THEY CAN DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
#55 to #41 - anon id: 2dc0b571
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Yeah and I have an idea how the US can shut down every major port in Canada and bomb each major city in Canada and win the war in less then 3 months.

Don't mess with America, pussies.
User avatar #67 to #55 - traycepickering
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And then Putin would have an excuse to come to the America's and 'save' Canada from the evil muricans. Silly anon.
User avatar #58 to #55 - rootintootinputin
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someone could just bomb the power grid, the new york and chicago stock exchange and our economy would basically just stop, and send a could missles at fort knox and than take the gold
User avatar #98 to #58 - jogoto
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i am canadian and you sir are a faggot who the **** is our biggest trade partner?
the answer is america
User avatar #100 to #98 - rootintootinputin
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so? you get vermont which has more maple syrup, all that gold and land. you would have the people and manufacturs in america that makes all the goods and export them
User avatar #101 to #100 - rootintootinputin
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and all the us oil
User avatar #57 to #28 - bostpost
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Tell mom im gunna just get a little cancer, m'kay stan
#3 - miia
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put two bowls of water in the microwave
tap water and drinking water

microwave them until the tap water is boiling

then, from a distance, throw a sugar cube into the drinking water

have towels ready
#36 to #3 - anon id: b4616e81
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Do you live in ******* africa?
Tap water = Drinking water.
User avatar #52 to #36 - preacherQ
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He means filtered water smartass. We put minerals and small amounts of fluoride in the tap water and it affects how the water boils. The pure water will superheat and make like an explosion if it gets sugar in it.
#44 to #36 - rootintootinputin
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#49 to #3 - lifetime
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YEah I'm gonna favorite comment so I can uh...come back to it later
#82 to #3 - xshredderx
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Ohh Paige Turnah... The things I want you to do to me.
Ohh Paige Turnah... The things I want you to do to me.
#8 to #3 - daorien
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what's the difference between tap water and drinking water?
what's the difference between tap water and drinking water?
User avatar #37 to #8 - biscuitsunited
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Depends on where you live, for example, I live in the north of England, so lots of nice clean lakes for water.
But in places like London, they just filter the river water; And if you know anything about the Thames then you'll not want to drink from it. It tastes disgusting.
Fun fact, the Thames is the only river you can leave footprints on That was a joke.
User avatar #65 to #37 - createdjustnow
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well in my case, i live in florida and have a well beneath my house. So drinking water is tap water. It is clean and fresh water that i thoroughly enjoy
User avatar #45 to #8 - rootintootinputin
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BOTTLED WATER IS SUPPOSED TO BE TAP BUT FILTERED A LITTLE MORE LIKE STEAM DISTILLED OR REVERSED OSMOSIS AND ADDED MINERALS. HOPEFULLY IT IS TRUE CAUSE I DONT TRUST TAP
#9 to #8 - doktorwhat
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some people don't drink their tap water because their city doesn't clean it enough for their liking. For instance: I believe London, England has ungodly amounts of iron (Fe) in their tap water. Many US cities add fluoride (F) to their water. Drinking water (from a water company like Volvic) should just be H20 (dihydrogen oxide). Some even drink their water carbonated (with bubbles).

> themoreyouknow.jiff
User avatar #19 to #9 - Anonomousthirteen
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Actually, pure water (ie, distilled water) is really bad for human consumption. It leeches a ******* of nutrients from the body. Bottled water is usually just cleaned river or spring water, or comes from aquifers (underground souces, for those who haven't taken 6th grade yet), and therefore has many dissolved substances in it.

But I might just be splitting hairs, here.
User avatar #32 to #9 - telmarine
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if your gonna try and be technical about it its called dihydrogen monoxide di meaning 2 mon meaning one the more you know
#99 to #32 - doktorwhat
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if you're going to be technical about it, it's "you're" and not "your"
User avatar #43 to #9 - iphony
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I live in the US and there is fluoride in the water, but in my city there's also traces of limestone.(not enough to really make a difference but tap water leaves obvious water marks if you don't clean it off places)
User avatar #38 to #9 - whycanticaps
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so you mean distilled water, which is just pure water, nothing added to it right?
#15 to #9 - anon id: 437e93ca
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People are afraid of Fluoride? O.o
#16 to #15 - doktorwhat
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Fluorine is the most abrasive naturally-occurring element in the periodic table. It has the highest electron affinity and bonds quickly, and often violently, with nearly any other element. Of course Fluoride is stable, but I can still imagine people having an aversion to any heavy chemicalisation of their drinking water. If a company puts fluoride in the water, what else do they put? Or how about people that move from a city with ****** water or from a house with sub-par well water to a town with fluoride/treated drinking water? Perhaps it's better for them to just purchase their drinking water as their systems/psyches were not used to chemicals in their water.
User avatar #18 to #16 - Sethorein
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also technically everything is a chemical...
User avatar #17 to #16 - Sethorein
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You... You aren't allowed to put anything in tapwater without disclosing it to the public...
User avatar #27 to #17 - immatakeaduty
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Ahp, wrong mate. With the transparency laws for frack and strip mining, they are allowed to keep 2 percent of any chemicals put into the water table undisclosed. regardless of how many processes that water goes through before it hits your tap, it will still have those unknown chems in it. you could go through and use the art of deduction to figure out which they are, but they don't need to tell you straight out.
User avatar #29 to #27 - Sethorein
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Wait, fracking puts water OUT of the water table... How would fracking laws be relevant to drinking water at all?
#30 to #29 - immatakeaduty
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Definition of Frack Mining:

Fracking (hydraulic fracturing) is a process by which high volumes of water , sand, and chemicals are injected under high pressure into shale to create fractures. The frac sand keeps the fractures open in order to extract natural gas.

The water and chems being injected into the earth make their way through the water table and end up in your drinking water.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Sethorein
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No, see the water is pushed so deep into the ground that it can't be recycled by into the water table... guh... vlogbrothers did a video on this... It's sorta trapped down deep...
User avatar #33 to #31 - immatakeaduty
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no, see, there really isn't an instance in where water put into the planet wouldn't be recycled into the water table...if it goes in, it must come out. unless of course we are on a constantly expanding planet, which could very well be the case, just need the proof.
User avatar #11 to #9 - captinchikin
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You faggot, it's a jiff-eye-eff
User avatar #5 - engstu
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-Put a marshmellow in the microwave. It will expand a lot.
-Put a CD/DVD in and it will make mini fireworks and leave a cool pattern on the disc
-Put a bit of wood (or something similar) that it on fire. The fire will turn into plasma.
-Put in your mobile phone and it will charge your battery magically void your warranty
User avatar #26 - whichever
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I think a cut-in-half grape where the two halves are connected by a tiny bit of the skin in the microwave creates plasma
#2 - phukyou
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#46 - hudis
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does it work with a metallic bottle
User avatar #68 to #46 - shadowbreech
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metallic...
microwave...
Do I need to explain your error?
#72 to #68 - tristmilt
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thats the joke.
User avatar #73 to #72 - shadowbreech
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Amazing how clear the world becomes after one clicks "Reply" ...
I should've gone to bed a while ago... I'll go do that...
User avatar #86 to #46 - mrturferpop
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Well, if you are to heat up a can on an oventop and then stick in water as shown in the gif, what you get is the can crushing.
User avatar #47 to #46 - TheHutchie
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Nobody knows; we just can't see inside.

I've called a scientist, but had to leave a message. Now we play the waiting game.
#1 - mordenkrad
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Comment Picture
#70 to #1 - shadowbreech
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Mfw yours is a gif...