wheres the rum gone?. . Ill. Except that he got promoted in the military into a captain. Get your facts checked.
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#1 - mudkipfucker (11/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#12 - classybot (11/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Except that he got promoted in the military into a captain.
Get your facts checked.
#10 - theghostace (11/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #9 - shamrockd (11/25/2013) [-]
Dammit FunnyJunk, we've been over this before... Captain America IS a real captain. Look it up.
#30 - RollerRolledRoll (11/25/2013) [-]
Yeah. He's not a Captain at all.
User avatar #7 - shunk (11/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
He was obviously a Special case. And in Army Rank Captain isn't even that high in officer ranks.
#23 - darthblam ONLINE (11/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Except Captain America was in the military and was actually promoted to the rank of captain.   
Jack Sparrow is a SELF-PROCLAIMED captain that doesn't even have a ship, there's nothing official about that 			****		.
Except Captain America was in the military and was actually promoted to the rank of captain.
Jack Sparrow is a SELF-PROCLAIMED captain that doesn't even have a ship, there's nothing official about that **** .
User avatar #20 - jbgotswag (11/25/2013) [-]
i've seen this a thusound times
#18 - itsmedumbass (11/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - enemyoftrn (11/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I know little **** about army/ armed forces rank, but don't you need to go to some sort of military college to get a commanding rank like a captain? And correct me if I am wrong, isn't a soldier who is a private, can get a field promotion to a commanding level?
User avatar #8 to #6 - enemyoftrn (11/25/2013) [-]
HS, as in High School?
User avatar #34 - thisotherdude (11/25/2013) [-]
Except Captain America is officially a captain.

And Jack is a pirate, which makes him basically just a criminal, meaning he has no official title.
#22 - darkminno (11/25/2013) [-]
Not officially a sparrow, everyone calls him Sparrow.
Not officially a sparrow, everyone calls him Sparrow.
User avatar #21 - xxcrimsonvelvetxx (11/25/2013) [-]
both are captain, tho >)
felling happy, tho ?
User avatar #19 - ghostofgemini (11/25/2013) [-]
is a pirate 'officially' anything tho?

Besides a criminal, maybe.
#15 - DutchBlood ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #14 - angelious ONLINE (11/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
again i must say.captain america was a captain.and the captain america thing was his superhero name(and thus not an official rank but just a nick name.same way lieutenant obvious is not actually lieutenant)

also if we started taking names seriously then green arrow would be robin hood wannabe

and black canary would be bitch screamalot
User avatar #17 to #16 - angelious ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
and i repeat again


captain america was a captain
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