wheres the rum gone?. . Ill. Except that he got promoted in the military into a captain. Get your facts checked.
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wheres the rum gone?

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#1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (11/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#12 - classybot (11/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Except that he got promoted in the military into a captain.
Get your facts checked.
#10 - theghostace ONLINE (11/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #9 - shamrockd (11/25/2013) [-]
Dammit FunnyJunk, we've been over this before... Captain America IS a real captain. Look it up.
#30 - RollerRolledRoll (11/25/2013) [-]
Yeah. He's not a Captain at all.
User avatar #7 - shunk (11/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
He was obviously a Special case. And in Army Rank Captain isn't even that high in officer ranks.
#23 - darthblam (11/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Except Captain America was in the military and was actually promoted to the rank of captain.   
Jack Sparrow is a SELF-PROCLAIMED captain that doesn't even have a ship, there's nothing official about that 						****					.
Except Captain America was in the military and was actually promoted to the rank of captain.
Jack Sparrow is a SELF-PROCLAIMED captain that doesn't even have a ship, there's nothing official about that **** .
User avatar #20 - jbgotswag (11/25/2013) [-]
i've seen this a thusound times
#18 - itsmedumbass (11/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - enemyoftrn (11/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I know little **** about army/ armed forces rank, but don't you need to go to some sort of military college to get a commanding rank like a captain? And correct me if I am wrong, isn't a soldier who is a private, can get a field promotion to a commanding level?
#5 to #4 - anonymous (11/25/2013) [-]
Field promotions are no longer done, you may be a team leader as an e-4 or whatever and the "commander of the watch" is highest rank so that could be an e-3 (private first class in the army) OCS is the school where assholes are made
User avatar #34 - thisotherdude (11/25/2013) [-]
Except Captain America is officially a captain.

And Jack is a pirate, which makes him basically just a criminal, meaning he has no official title.
#22 - darkminno (11/25/2013) [-]
Not officially a sparrow, everyone calls him Sparrow.
Not officially a sparrow, everyone calls him Sparrow.
User avatar #21 - xxcrimsonvelvetxx (11/25/2013) [-]
both are captain, tho >)
felling happy, tho ?
User avatar #19 - ghostofgemini (11/25/2013) [-]
is a pirate 'officially' anything tho?

Besides a criminal, maybe.
#15 - DutchBlood (11/25/2013) [-]
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#14 - angelious (11/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
again i must say.captain america was a captain.and the captain america thing was his superhero name(and thus not an official rank but just a nick name.same way lieutenant obvious is not actually lieutenant)

also if we started taking names seriously then green arrow would be robin hood wannabe

and black canary would be bitch screamalot
#17 to #16 - angelious (11/25/2013) [-]
and i repeat again


captain america was a captain
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