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what men wants

EALLY
want from women
mi: NOT what you think.
Learn the shocking truth
about what his (politik' i' u'
looking for.
It' s NOT what
THAT' S EXACTLY
o''') WHATI THOUGHT
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Submitted: 01/05/2014
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#7 - randolphthebeast (01/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It's apparently not a 3 hour orgasm
It's apparently not a 3 hour orgasm
#1 - doujinshi ONLINE (01/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone?
#8 - darkjustifier (01/06/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Obviously we all want the declaration of independence.
Obviously we all want the declaration of independence.
#19 - damiar (01/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
All I want is a nice place to put my cock
#20 to #19 - damiar (01/06/2014) [-]
Ok so it's not that great but who hasn't been slummin before?
#2 - navywannabe (01/06/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I'm actually looking for a girl to love.
Sex is the by product.
#13 - fagnut ONLINE (01/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Nibble on Marge's elbow to get her pussy to erupt
Nibble on Marge's elbow to get her pussy to erupt
#29 - kanedam ONLINE (01/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
as if guys only want sex...
User avatar #32 to #29 - RandomAnonGuy (01/06/2014) [-]
Cuddles and just making out are my favorite things.
#24 - ivroht (01/06/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Did the Simpsons just go all Dick-in-a-box on us?
Did the Simpsons just go all Dick-in-a-box on us?
User avatar #39 to #24 - mankey (01/06/2014) [-]
I believe it was when Marge accidentally got a job at a risqué cake shop. So it very well might be a cookie cock in a box.

Here I would normally post a picture to make my point, however it might make the mods horny and start fucking the banhammer
User avatar #17 - wolviewolverine (01/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
meh.. only very young/ unexperienced people desire sex all the time.
I'm in my mid 20s and I can surely say that sex is somewhat in the 2nd place when I think about women
User avatar #10 - ilcecchino ONLINE (01/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i'm actually not looking for sex. ofc i want it to be there. but not as the main thing. i feel like it falls under the entirety of a relationship. i want the whole thing. Dating. connections. love. being able to say that someone is mine
#42 - unncommon ONLINE (01/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I have a box of chocolates (dark, those ball things with chocolate in then, whoppers) and condoms (Trojan Fire&Ice, try it...they're a lot better than those "Ultra-thins" or w/e the fuck) on my night stand. And like it's weird because I have girls like 10 minutes out that I could call and we could come over and watch Disney movies (yeah, Disney and Pixar is what I watch, tell me they're not the shit) after having sex and eating chocolate (masterofromance.jaypeeg), but then my brains like "Nahh, fuck it. Let's go masturbate to interracial midget porn and eat pudding."
My life's one big dilemma...
#40 - anonymous (01/06/2014) [-]
top lel
User avatar #33 - ilovetocuddle (01/06/2014) [-]
I'd settle for a girl that isn't a swaggit. Everyone around here is all trendy its sickening.
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