what if earth stopped rotating?. .. Unless you're at the poles
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#41 - realvegzillar (05/14/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Unless you're at the poles
#46 to #41 - itraxx (05/14/2014) [-]
So I'm safe here?
So I'm safe here?
#9 - bitchletsgo (05/14/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Isn't this like common knowledge?
#1 - jeanmariegrangon (05/14/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Being able to stop the rotation of earth quickly enough to launch people to a speed of 800 miles per hour would probably cause the earth to collapse on itself or most of the earth's crust to crumble. People flying out of windows would be the last of your concerns.
#40 - spacehawk (05/14/2014) [+] (14 replies)
But would people in airplanes survive?
User avatar #16 - terminalvelocity (05/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>be me
>be 18yo
>be stitting in the park minding my own business
>sudenly i jump out of the bench and roles at 800mph due to east
>MFW earth stop rotating
>it was the worst day of my life FML
#64 - shiim (05/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Thanks a lot Superman...you cock
User avatar #7 - tazze (05/14/2014) [+] (10 replies)
if you were seatbelt buckled to the earth the force resulting from the inertia would do very nasty things to your body, probably still sending pieces of it 800 miles an hour due east
I'm just sayin'
#12 - stabbedinthecrotch (05/14/2014) [-]
Yup, and if I had wheels I'd be a wagon.
#95 - swedishassassin (05/14/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I was hoping for a funny gif of him flying out the window. I am incredibly dissapointed
I was hoping for a funny gif of him flying out the window. I am incredibly dissapointed
#76 - pappathethird (05/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#38 - infinitereaper (05/14/2014) [-]
"bad" day

black science man pls
#136 - deathsn (05/14/2014) [-]
I already buckled up.
#29 - murphymcbean (05/14/2014) [+] (36 replies)
What would happen if you knew it was coming and you jumped into the air at the right second?. I with I was there to ask black science guy.
#42 to #29 - xchaosreaperx (05/14/2014) [-]
If you were able to jump west at an equal velocity of 800 mph, then the earth under you would not move. But assuming you jump straight up, you would travel a quarter to a half mile within a couple seconds, and break mach 1 (sound barrier) as you do. And you will disintegrate. Because science.
That is unless your a z fighter.
#20 - Lacuna (05/14/2014) [+] (8 replies)
What is if you stood on one of the poles?
#39 to #20 - spacehawk (05/14/2014) [-]
*****					 you would have already frozen to death
***** you would have already frozen to death
#107 - allliiisonnn (05/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #130 - lizardlickscereal (05/14/2014) [+] (5 replies)
What a bad day
#175 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
too athiests: how did the earth start to rotate on it's axis in the first place? exactly you don't have an answer. well, ill tell you. God.
#177 to #175 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/14/2014) [-]
Well you see, when Earth was first created it immediately noticed the sweet aesthetics of Sun-senpai. Naturally, Earth was shy and turned around but Sun-senpai's gravitational pull slowly rotated Earth-chan around him and slowly she began to face him again, to counter this Earth-chan kept right on turning.

Super simple really.
#69 - myjunk (05/14/2014) [-]
Well, obviously we have some momentum in here. It's makin' you fly through your window' it's snatchin' yo people up, tryin' to make 'em fall over, rollin' 800 miles per hour.
So y'all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cause Newton's Law of motion be killin everybody out here."
#222 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/15/2014) [-]
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