what happend?. . did you know? l tom tir.: em There was an experiment where three schizophrenic men who believed they were Jesus Christ were ail put in one plac what happend? did you know? l tom tir : em There was an experiment where three schizophrenic men who believed they were Jesus Christ ail put in one plac
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#3 - utterson
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Will the real Jesus Christ please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Jesus Christ please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

Y'all act like you never seen a Jew before.
Jaws all on the floor like you did expect dark skin and a curly hair-do
It's the return of the Christ! "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Satan said... nothing you idiots! Satan is dead. Lucifer's locked in your own basement.
Radical's love my movement.
"Gays, I'm sick of them, walking around grabbing men's you-know-what doing who-know-who." "Yeah, but Jared's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of nails in my hands loose, but no worse, than what's going on in your pastors' bedrooms.
Sometimes, I wanna revive and just let loose, but can't, but it's cool for Westboro to push people towards their own noose?
"His bum is on your lips, His bum is on your lips!"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss!
And that's the message that you deliver to little kids? And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is?
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade.
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." But if you can hump your neighbor and tech kids not to cope,
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope.
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote My children raise your hands up and fill your heart with hope.

'Cause I'm the savior, yes I'm the real man
All you other 'voices of God' are just imitating
So won't the real Christ please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
User avatar #7 to #3 - zestyfiesta
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this deserves so many more thumbs, if its yours, bravo
#2 - nospyonme
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Well, what happened with that? Worse story ever
#6 to #2 - yukitsumi
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I found this, hope it helps fix your intrigue
#4 to #2 - thatonenerd
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They pretty much all came to the conclusion that the other ones were crazy. They also stopped talking about their delusions of divinity to each other, which lead to plenty of awkward silences, as they secretly resented the others for stealing there claims. Overall, if i remember correctly, it led to a decrease in there symptoms. The paper that was written on it was ******* hilarious, I wish i still had it saved.
User avatar #5 to #4 - nospyonme
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