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#3 - DrollHumor ONLINE (05/07/2014) [+] (24 replies)
I've had these thoughts. Many times.

The ones that come when I'm holding/near babies scare me the most.
I could punt them like a football.
It would probably kill them.
Who could react fast enough to stop me?
No one.
#5 - ihateaccountnames ONLINE (05/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I always get thoughts like these. Everyone could do something completely random, like hit a complete stranger, run around in circles screaming gibberish, start jumping up and down when in the middle of town....

...but no-one ever does.
#75 - ifun (05/08/2014) [-]
For later
#53 - butchersteve (05/08/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I am so ******* glad at least one other person thinks like this. Even if comically.
#78 - grievver (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I need it!
User avatar #29 - MonstrousAngel ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks for putting the punch line in the title
#40 - xcoreyx ONLINE (05/08/2014) [+] (32 replies)
Pretty sure this is how sociopaths thinks
User avatar #43 to #40 - mairon (05/08/2014) [-]
I think a lot of people think this way, but not a lot act on it
User avatar #87 - soldiertwo (05/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
this is quite common among basic human nature, we kinda got 2 sides of ourself thats equal lvl with our moral, like the "angel" and the "devil" on our shoulders, they both constantly argure about whats right and whats wrong, its also what keeps us from doing it. so for short: sick thoughts are normal as anything else, the question is if you do it or don't.
i'm no Psychologe, neither do i study it, i've learned about it in school.
#88 to #87 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [-]
you must be a smart guy to say something like that without even needing to study it
#86 - niikhavod (05/08/2014) [-]
They're called intrusive thoughts. They can get really annoying.   
   
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thoughts
They're called intrusive thoughts. They can get really annoying.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thoughts
User avatar #73 - temporalguardian ONLINE (05/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I thought this only happened to me. Yay i'm not a psychopath. I just imagine what the world would be like if there would be no consequences for absolutely anything.
#66 - dickchupacabra (05/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I've always wondered about something similar to this. I have no idea exactly how other people's minds work, and since mind-reading isn't possible, I can only rely on what others tell me about themselves. And who is gonna be completely honest about that sort of stuff?    
   
Like, is it normal, for example, when you look at a piece of really moldy bread, to have two separate thoughts 1) I should dispose of that and 2) I should eat that and see what happens.   
 I'm under the impression that for most people, a filter or something kicks in and they immediately approve of the first idea, dismissing the second, and don't think twice about it.    
For me, my mind constantly approves of both ideas as valid and wonderful things to do, and I have to consciously choose and restrain myself from going with option 2 while carrying out option 1, and the mental pressure doesn't stop until I've disposed of the piece of bread and am able to stop thinking about it.    
   
Figured I'd ask you guys since, hey, what do you have to lose by telling me whatever 						******					 up stuff goes on in your head? Have a bat gif
I've always wondered about something similar to this. I have no idea exactly how other people's minds work, and since mind-reading isn't possible, I can only rely on what others tell me about themselves. And who is gonna be completely honest about that sort of stuff?

Like, is it normal, for example, when you look at a piece of really moldy bread, to have two separate thoughts 1) I should dispose of that and 2) I should eat that and see what happens.
I'm under the impression that for most people, a filter or something kicks in and they immediately approve of the first idea, dismissing the second, and don't think twice about it.
For me, my mind constantly approves of both ideas as valid and wonderful things to do, and I have to consciously choose and restrain myself from going with option 2 while carrying out option 1, and the mental pressure doesn't stop until I've disposed of the piece of bread and am able to stop thinking about it.

Figured I'd ask you guys since, hey, what do you have to lose by telling me whatever ****** up stuff goes on in your head? Have a bat gif
#91 - sirbrentcoe (05/08/2014) [-]
8/10, got me to blow a little air out of my nose
#63 - icameheretotroll (05/08/2014) [-]
The level that I relate to this is terrifying
#1 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
OMG, i thought I was the only one.
User avatar #58 - benschien (05/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i once got attacked by a thug in the street and as a reaction i started screaming like a crazy ************ and ran while swinging around with my hands and running like retarded duck. that guy had no clue how to respond to that. it's my advice to u if you ever get into a difficult situation with someone whos looking for a fight
#34 - kaboozle123 (05/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
the thoughts i have in my head are what makes me very afraid of other humans and what would happen with no government or police force to give us some mental check. thoughts like

i could take this knife and just jam it into my neck. just to see how it feels

i could rape her right now, no one would know and i could easily do it

if i carried machine guns into the supermarket i wonder if i'd be able to escape

i should just chuck my phone in the water and walk off in the woods

if i took out a loan for a few grand and gave it to a homeless person, what would he do?

if i killed my parents, how long would it be until people noticed and found out? assuming there was no smell

there are good thoughts too, **** like lending money, hugging and randomly kissing girls. standing in an elevator and skipping small talk and getting really personal with life issues. just random ****
User avatar #2 - thepandaking (05/07/2014) [-]
I get a little scared when I start thinking about this stuff, the idea is so funny to me that the impulse starts to rise, and I start to feel like my mind is willing me to do it, but obviously it never goes beyond that.
User avatar #94 - lanfearandthecup (05/08/2014) [-]
sometimes i wish i would
User avatar #4 - crazyolitis (05/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Open the car door while you're a passenger and the car is going really fast.
#36 - VyeVedrai ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
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