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whale of a tale pt.2

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Submitted: 03/06/2014
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User avatar #21 - littleliz ONLINE (03/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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so this story went well i decided to leave another short story
Land creature returns to the store
>My husband is bagging when the same land whale comes to him
>He recognizes her right away
>She doesn't know its him
>Hes wearing a bright orange t-shirt because hes advertising something
>He helps her to her car and she asks if the shirt is orange
because it means you've been in jail
>He plays along jokingly and says yes if you see a person
with this shirt on that means the have been in jail
>Shes getting nervous and upset because almost all employees
had them on
>Starts ranting about how they shouldnt hire people like that and
its bad business and how stupid they are
>Hes laughing and says hes just kidding
>She gets upset for being tricked and huffs to her car
This women is obviously not all there but she makes a fun story thanks for reading everyone
User avatar #1 - littleliz ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 - soundofwinter ONLINE (03/06/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Just a future tip, finish the story in the comments of part 1
User avatar #12 - hellomynameisbill (03/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Where did you get the shirt from?
User avatar #16 to #15 - hellomynameisbill (03/06/2014) [-]
Are you sure that you didn't

STEAL IT???
User avatar #26 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
She would make a great Imperial Guard, I'm sure.
User avatar #2 - decimatorthebeast (03/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
As a cashier at a 24 hour grocery store I actually see **** like this a lot but it is hilarious, I broke your rule and thumbed both, oh well
User avatar #22 - eatinyojello (03/07/2014) [-]
Funny stuff, I hope for more.
User avatar #20 - patwed (03/07/2014) [-]
i... wait.. what?
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