As said this is pt.2 of whale of a tale i apologize i wasn't aware of the character limitation.
back to the story
>SHE STOLE THE THING!!!!
>The clerk to her "M'am im sorry i cant make an arrests or call the police
I didnt see her take anything"
>SHE STOLE IT CALL THE POLICE DO SOMETHING
>The clerk tried to calm her down but she wouldnt stop her whale calls
>Its now store closing time and you could tell our clerk had just had it with the **** at
>She starts to mutter things like "Thank god its almost closing"
>Whale continues singing and sweating not telling us what i stole
>Finally our clerk turns around looks at her dead in the face and says
what did she steal?!!!
>*inaudible noises* *some fat grumbles* *cheeseburgers with extra bacon* THAT SHIRT IN HER SHIRT!!!!!
>The clerk looks at my shirt. its not a modest shirt but not crazy revealing either. you could clearly see there was no space to hide anything.
>Clerk turns around and says "the shirt? she stole the shirt?"
>SHE COULDNT TELL ME WHERE SHE BOUGHT IT!!! THIEF ARREST HER!!!!
>She sighs looks at me and says "dont worry we get crazy people like this all the time"
>**** hits all the fans in the store. flips her ****
>THE SHIRT THE SHIRT!!!!!!!!!
>Waddles out mumbling
>Glares me down in the parking lot
>Clerk had to watch me go to my car in fear she might try to roll over me
>Got to love stores at 10:30 at night
if you choose to thumb pick one they weren't intended to be separated. if you choose to thumb down then part. 1 and 2 are both available ill link in comment.