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#31 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
first: Lure, not allure
second: They're thinking of sirens. Sirens sing so beautifully, sailors will go overboard to follow the song, and the captain will steer the ship directly to the sirens, often into a rock face.
A mermaid may or may not kill you on purpose, depending on who tells the story. They're seemingly harmless, and people will approach for a variety of reasons. Either way, when you're within arm's reach, they'll reach for your face, then pull you underwater and drown you.
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