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#3 - shitposts (10/17/2013) [-]
Mermaids =/= Sirens
Mermaids =/= Sirens
#5 to #3 - ogreforeva (10/17/2013) [-]
Sirens used their songs to hypnotize sailors and make them sail into rocks and the cliffs located on islands along the coast of Greece. Mermaids attracted sailors with their looks and then ate them. LEARN YOUR ****
User avatar #34 to #5 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
Well technically his post just says that sirens and mermaids are not the same. Hes technically correct and that is the best kind.
User avatar #10 to #5 - imagnetsux (10/17/2013) [-]
you mean all their victims only died because they couldn't park a boat?
User avatar #11 to #10 - savirleo (10/17/2013) [-]
Ever tried parking while looking at a hot girl?
User avatar #12 to #11 - imagnetsux (10/17/2013) [-]
ever DIED parking while looking at a hot girl? if one of them even had the presence of mind to swim to shore, a lot of sex could have been had.
User avatar #13 to #12 - savirleo (10/17/2013) [-]
Pretty sure these sirens chose areas with rough waters and sharp rocks. So even if they could swim, you'd most likely end up smashed against the rocks
User avatar #14 to #13 - imagnetsux (10/17/2013) [-]
ouch. still, law of large numbers. hundreds of victims, one of them's bound to make it.
User avatar #15 to #14 - savirleo (10/17/2013) [-]
You'll be tired from swimming. Easy pickings
User avatar #16 to #15 - imagnetsux (10/17/2013) [-]
welp, guess i'll be avoiding greece. or getting a helicopter.
User avatar #17 to #16 - savirleo (10/17/2013) [-]
Just don't go on a boat. Wear sound proof headphones if you do. That's how a sailor got past. Had his men cover their ears with wax and something else to stop them from hearing, and to have them tie him up and to not listen to his orders during the entire time they were within siren territory
User avatar #23 to #17 - overlordweasel (10/18/2013) [-]
i believe you are talking about Odysseus, where he had his sailors put beeswax in their ears and strap him to the mast with his ears unclogged. He was curious what the siren song sounded like, you know...without the whole...dying part
User avatar #27 to #23 - vampiresensei (10/18/2013) [-]
I thought that was Jason and the Argonauts?
User avatar #24 to #23 - savirleo (10/18/2013) [-]
And so, that man knows. Maybe he ****** one?
User avatar #18 to #17 - imagnetsux (10/17/2013) [-]
wear noise cancelling headphones
park boat properly
bring my gun in case they try to eat me, enjoy free sex.
User avatar #20 to #18 - savirleo (10/17/2013) [-]
depending on which lore you use
www.mediafire.com/view/nagmmucw784c9/MonsterGirl#mysijwbsh50kvgd

The one for Siren is that of a subspecies of harpy instead of mermaid
www.mediafire.com/view/nagmmucw784c9/MonsterGirl#2y629u4sk2g4s57
User avatar #21 to #20 - imagnetsux (10/17/2013) [-]
that mermaid would be glorified if she were real, but a male of the same species would be hated as a rapist
User avatar #22 to #21 - savirleo (10/17/2013) [-]
In that lore, there are no male monsters

Also, as it turn out, sirens are indeed similar to harpies in mythology. I must have been thinking of something else

I have most of them here
www.mediafire.com/?nagmmucw784c9
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