well...it would offend me. . 7 monthsago how can being compared with a mermaid offend someone Pl. Reply . 141 Maybe the part where they' re bloodthirsty killers
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7 monthsago
how can being compared with a mermaid offend someone Pl.
Reply . 141
Maybe the part where they' re bloodthirsty killers that use their looks
and song to allure men to their death.
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#3 - shitposts (10/17/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Mermaids =/= Sirens
Mermaids =/= Sirens
#5 to #3 - ogreforeva (10/17/2013) [-]
Sirens used their songs to hypnotize sailors and make them sail into rocks and the cliffs located on islands along the coast of Greece. Mermaids attracted sailors with their looks and then ate them. LEARN YOUR SHIT
User avatar #9 - williamhowardtaft (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
there are more sirens in this comment section than a goddamn firehouse
#32 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sirens. Idiots.
User avatar #2 - ryalag (10/17/2013) [-]
But Sirens are the creatures that do that......
#7 - theshadowwalker (10/17/2013) [-]
MURMAIDER.
User avatar #35 - gmarrox (10/18/2013) [-]
Sirens =/= Mermaids
#39 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
do you guys think maybe they meant sirens?
#36 - neoexdeath ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
This. This is why.
#31 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
first: Lure, not allure
second: They're thinking of sirens. Sirens sing so beautifully, sailors will go overboard to follow the song, and the captain will steer the ship directly to the sirens, often into a rock face.
A mermaid may or may not kill you on purpose, depending on who tells the story. They're seemingly harmless, and people will approach for a variety of reasons. Either way, when you're within arm's reach, they'll reach for your face, then pull you underwater and drown you.
User avatar #29 - OldSnake (10/18/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for anyone whose username is "siren" right now.
#26 - anonymous (10/18/2013) [-]
lower part smells like fish
#19 - lingyang (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
siren no??
User avatar #28 to #19 - WinnerofTheGame (10/18/2013) [-]
Yeah I was thinking the same thing, he described Sirens
User avatar #6 - Lintutu (10/17/2013) [-]
I thought those were sirens?
User avatar #4 - bakinboy ONLINE (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
that's a siren you tard
User avatar #1 - silentfapper (10/17/2013) [-]
thatismyfetish
User avatar #37 - redrex (10/18/2013) [-]
that's a siren you dumbasses
User avatar #8 - atrumaliger (10/17/2013) [-]
That's...A siren, isn't it?

Unless they're actually one in the same. That'd be some sense.
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