we have it all wrong. . rct) you dent choose your sexuality your sexuality is handed to you by village elders after you kill yew first bear 112, 502 notes. >sexuality >handed >by elders mfw granny handjobs
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#2 - powerbook (12/02/2013) [+] (23 replies)
>sexuality
>handed
>by elders
mfw granny handjobs
#10 - ceniix (12/02/2013) [+] (14 replies)
homosexuality is wrong god made us for a reason he didnt want us running around with other mens dick in our asses anyone who goes against this should be treated harshly
#11 to #10 - masarua (12/02/2013) [-]
According to leviticus, god also didn't want us to shave or be circumsized.
He didn't want us to run around in clothes made from different fabrics.

Now, pull your fishing rod out of the water, because you're not gonna catch any fish.
User avatar #49 - nortledrones (12/03/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I had a dick in my ass today.


I just wanted to share that.
#24 - thisguyionceknew (12/03/2013) [+] (53 replies)
Why the 			****		 do people even still talk about this?   
   
Gay marriage should be illegal as it violates the marriage protection laws, it's a disgusting act that should be treated on the same level as incest.
Why the **** do people even still talk about this?

Gay marriage should be illegal as it violates the marriage protection laws, it's a disgusting act that should be treated on the same level as incest.
User avatar #36 to #24 - mintyfreshmenthol (12/03/2013) [-]
all i have to say is, why don't you just deal with it ? really who gives a **** what someone has to do to achieve happiness, if it means they find it with a member of the opposite sex then congrats to them for making it there.
#6 - psykobear (12/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#106 - deadmuerto (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
but hey how furry is a bear?

I wanna make some bear condoms

so I can give my gf something to beg fur
User avatar #23 - lifesavers ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Bears? It's gators down here. The village children... They don't usually come back.
User avatar #141 - Durp (12/03/2013) [-]
I can see it now.
"I hereby name you frolics with beavers"
User avatar #107 - mayormilkman (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Warning: these comments are full of people falling for obvious trolls.
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User avatar #109 to #96 - kayladewolff (12/03/2013) [-]
Sexual preference is like any other preference.

You like what you like.
#1 - skybornetide (12/02/2013) [-]
I guess I shouldn't have said he bear's pelt would look FABULOUS as a coat then, huh?
I guess I shouldn't have said he bear's pelt would look FABULOUS as a coat then, huh?
#139 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So I see we are discussing Sexuality well then lets talk about some things shall we. Do we choose whether we like cats or dogs? Do you choose your favourite colour? Do you choose what kind of car you prefer to drive? if the answer to any of these is yes then you cannot claim that it is not a choice to choose your sexuality. It is a sad statement which is an attempt to be accepted by society. Basically you are saying it isnt my fault I like people of the same gender I was born this way.
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#103 - keybladewarrior (12/03/2013) [-]
Directions not clear enough. Killed a cyclops instead.
Directions not clear enough. Killed a cyclops instead.
#83 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
I love thranduilings
#61 - dontknowmeatall (12/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm sorry, but I already lost the track of how it works. Let's sum up and maybe somebody can help me:

You don't choose your sex, it's a genetic thing, but you should be free to **** whoever you want. However, you don't choose your sexual preference either, because that's something you're born with and it's ok to be gay. What you can choose is your gender because it's up to you if you're a man or a woman. It has nothing to do with genitalia or reproductive systems or any of that **** . Still, you can't simply choose to be a straight man with XY chromosomes, because everyone should experiment at least once, right? You don't know if you like it until you try it (this doesn't apply the other way around though, nobody should force you to touch someone of the opposite sex if you don't want to). Well, if you don't want to experiment it probably is because you're a homophobic, and that clearly is a sign that you're afraid to be gay and thus you secretly are. So then you experiment and decide that you don't like it (or, to be more politically correct, that it's not your way to do that). So you get a girl and after you have done a lot of sexy things you kind of want a threesome. But wait, you can't ask for a FMF thing, that would be sexist. You must offer the opposite first and then see if she wants to return it. And since you are already naked with another man, the proper thing would be fooling around, right? Because you're not a homophobic...

Can anybody explain me how the whole thing works again please?
User avatar #46 - skeptical (12/03/2013) [-]
i c wat u did thar
#22 - tyroneisanigger (12/02/2013) [-]
For **** sakes, why the **** do people care?

#3 - anonymous (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
if you don't choose your sexuality, then you don't choose to believe homosexuality is wrong either.
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