we have it all wrong. . rct) you dent choose your sexuality your sexuality is handed to you by village elders after you kill yew first bear 112, 502 notes. >sexuality >handed >by elders mfw granny handjobs we have it all wrong rct) you dent choose your sexuality is handed to by village elders after kill yew first bear 112 502 notes >sexuality >handed >by mfw granny handjobs
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - powerbook
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>sexuality
>handed
>by elders
mfw granny handjobs
User avatar #64 to #2 - arstya
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So that's where homosexuality came from...
#87 to #2 - threeeighteen
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#108 to #87 - niggasaurus
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#128 to #2 - crazykidwithaknife
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Blue Mountain State anybody?
Blue Mountain State anybody?
User avatar #53 to #2 - chiopet
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or grandpa handjobs
User avatar #144 to #2 - ultracombo
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*grandjobs
#25 to #2 - rokkarokkaali
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I don't see the problem.
I don't see the problem.
#10 - ceniix
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homosexuality is wrong god made us for a reason he didnt want us running around with other mens dick in our asses anyone who goes against this should be treated harshly
#124 to #10 - callmeandeh
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#20 to #10 - masarua
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User avatar #137 to #10 - seventh
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not realizing this ***** wants the red thumbs
User avatar #27 to #10 - legayunicorn
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If god is the creator and created everything, then shouldn't he pay closer attention to what the heck he is created? True homosexuals are born homosexual or it gets handed to them by elders.
User avatar #17 to #10 - galkawhm
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The flying spaghetti monster says otherwise.
User avatar #21 to #10 - richardastley
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He wanted us to run around with vaginas in our asses. ****, I've been doing it wrong this whole time!
#11 to #10 - masarua
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According to leviticus, god also didn't want us to shave or be circumsized.
He didn't want us to run around in clothes made from different fabrics.

Now, pull your fishing rod out of the water, because you're not gonna catch any fish.
User avatar #142 to #11 - technosauce **User deleted account**
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Unfortunately he will
User avatar #12 to #11 - tenthdivine
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He did want us to be circumcised. There's a story about how Saul made David collect 100 Philistine foreskins as a wedding dowry.

25Saul then said, "Thus you shall say to David, 'The king does not desire any dowry except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to take vengeance on the king's enemies.'" Now Saul planned to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. 26When his servants told David these words, it pleased David to become the king's son-in-law.
#13 to #12 - masarua
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But, if he only wants them to take vengeance on the king's enemy, is it really what god wants for his people?
User avatar #14 to #13 - tenthdivine
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Man I don't have a clue, all I know is David (one of God's top homeboys) had to go get 100 pieces of of dickskin off the filthy, uncircumcised Philistines!
#15 to #14 - masarua
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But to take vengeance, so it's not really ment for his own people.
User avatar #16 to #15 - tenthdivine
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Nah dude, he did it to his own people as well, he nearly killed Moses because he was uncircumcised!

24 On the way to Egypt, Moses stopped at a place to spend the night. The Lord met Moses at that place and tried to kill him.[a] 25 But Zipporah took a flint knife[b] and circumcised her son. She took the skin and touched his feet. Then she said to Moses, “You are a bridegroom of blood to me.” 26 Zipporah said this because she had to circumcise her son. So God let Moses live.
User avatar #18 to #16 - hailhisnoodliness
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This just raises more questions considering the Jews picked up circumcision from the Egyptians.
User avatar #49 - nortledrones
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I had a dick in my ass today.


I just wanted to share that.
#119 to #49 - kawaiidesudesuu
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User avatar #50 to #49 - aldheim
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congrats on the sex.
#100 to #49 - hueman
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Vag or dick?
User avatar #102 to #100 - nortledrones
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dick
#116 to #49 - censius
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User avatar #121 to #49 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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a time when I can finally call someone a faggot, and they actually are a faggot
faggot
User avatar #122 to #121 - detroitt
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Broooooo i ******* love Chance the Rapper
User avatar #110 to #49 - kayladewolff
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Your abrupt confession has intrigued me. Do go on.
User avatar #112 to #110 - nortledrones
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uhhh there was jizz?
#114 to #112 - kayladewolff
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#58 to #49 - Mozzak
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User avatar #59 to #58 - nortledrones
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*boys
#60 to #59 - Mozzak
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Did you seriously downvote me for that?
User avatar #71 to #60 - nortledrones
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You can see you has downvoted you and no.
User avatar #99 to #49 - keybladewarrior
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Ha, gayyyyy

But, you poop from there...
User avatar #101 to #99 - nortledrones
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Use the bathroom before to wipe and a moisturize your butt. Though your butt may be clean, its easy to clean it up and make it smell like daises.
User avatar #123 to #101 - danzoshimura
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ew
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#24 - thisguyionceknew
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Why the **** do people even still talk about this?   
   
Gay marriage should be illegal as it violates the marriage protection laws, it's a disgusting act that should be treated on the same level as incest.
Why the **** do people even still talk about this?

Gay marriage should be illegal as it violates the marriage protection laws, it's a disgusting act that should be treated on the same level as incest.
#26 to #24 - anon id: 59e7d626
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And you're a terrible person, and wrong. I hate people like you. Whatever happened to freedom and equality? People like you make the "American Dream" a lie.
User avatar #28 to #24 - legayunicorn
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Sorry I'd whether marry someone of their genitals rather then how much I love them.

Geez I hope you aren't that mean to homosexuals. Many of them are quite nice.
Plus me and tons of other people are just born that way and should be allowed to get married.
#35 to #24 - opaayumu
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#47 to #24 - anon id: 51556181
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If by that mean you mean homosexuality should be the same as incest than I 100% agree with you. Incest is great. Its called wincest for a reason
#55 to #47 - thisguyionceknew
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You disgusting ****
You disgusting ****
#113 to #55 - priestoftheoldones
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Incest is wincest.
Incest is wincest.
#42 to #24 - silverhellion
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#29 to #24 - fuckthepopo
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#52 to #29 - agrofenlas
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Bait thread?
Bait thread?
#62 to #52 - sunfire
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#68 to #67 - agrofenlas
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My personal favorite.
#69 to #68 - sunfire
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Here's a chain
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#74 to #72 - agrofenlas
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Cancer.
#79 to #74 - sunfire
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#85 to #84 - agrofenlas
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Feels from the vine fall so slow.
#89 to #85 - sunfire
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#92 to #85 - sunfire
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Alright, I'm done. It was nice making a thread with you.

You seem like a very pleasant individual.
#86 to #85 - sunfire
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I am enjoying this.
#105 to #86 - hamstergeddon
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Have one more
Have one more
#88 to #86 - agrofenlas
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#32 to #24 - thegrimgenius
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User avatar #33 to #24 - nucularwar
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"This should be illegal, because it is against the law"
#147 to #33 - carlsagouin
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Maybe because there's clearly a definition problem...
User avatar #36 to #24 - mintyfreshmenthol
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all i have to say is, why don't you just deal with it ? really who gives a **** what someone has to do to achieve happiness, if it means they find it with a member of the opposite sex then congrats to them for making it there.
#39 to #36 - alucord
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Don't feed him. Please.
User avatar #138 to #39 - ugottanked
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but feeding trolls awards green thumbs
#146 to #36 - carlsagouin
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Well, what annoys us is that people feel the need to expose their cocks in a fag meeting to achieve happiness. The usual gay people don't annoy anyone.
#38 to #36 - anon id: 5930d094
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Homosexuality isn't illegal, it's their marriage. A homosexual man can **** his boyfriend all he wants, marriage wasn't designed to bring to men together. Deal with that
#57 to #38 - anon id: 60c851c6
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Marriage wasn't designed to bring anyone together you dumb cunt.
#48 to #38 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #256 at Aww yiss ** Actually, they can't in every state. Deal with that.
User avatar #41 to #38 - mintyfreshmenthol
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why does it matter so much to you let them do what they will its not like your life is going to be ruined if two girls get hitched? grow up man just let it be
User avatar #51 to #36 - lordmoldywart
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By that logic, pedophiles should be accepted

Soon there'll be a movement to allow them to be accepted into society too
#37 to #36 - thisguyionceknew
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Because they should learn to behave as the way nature intended them to, through heterosexual intercourse.

If nature intended us to be gay it would have worked in a system were homosexuality was possible.
#44 to #37 - jazzyietheferret
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I'm not sure if troll or just retarted...
#104 to #44 - hamstergeddon
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I mean, it is pretty much the same thing anyway.
#45 to #44 - thisguyionceknew
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Neither.
User avatar #143 to #37 - foxyloxxy
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then why do other animals display homosexuality? if its only natural to them then why is it weird for us?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - kanatana
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All I see is a child's new coat.
User avatar #8 to #7 - psykobear
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Child? You can't have child, the Elders have made it so. You are now a flaming homosexual and must make a hat instead.
User avatar #9 to #8 - kanatana
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Hey, I didn't say it was MY child.

And when I put on that hat, I will look FABULOUS
User avatar #43 to #9 - warzon
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Yes.
#106 - deadmuerto
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but hey how furry is a bear?

I wanna make some bear condoms

so I can give my gf something to beg fur
#111 to #106 - priestoftheoldones
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That was not that bad.
User avatar #23 - lifesavers
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Bears? It's gators down here. The village children... They don't usually come back.
User avatar #141 - Durp
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I can see it now.
"I hereby name you frolics with beavers"
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#1 - skybornetide
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I guess I shouldn't have said he bear's pelt would look FABULOUS as a coat then, huh?
I guess I shouldn't have said he bear's pelt would look FABULOUS as a coat then, huh?