we got a clever clogs here. . was Crawford d) wesc raw We should bury everyone upside down so if they Come back as zombies they' ll dig the wrong way. We called
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#2 - nimithecat (11/23/2013) [+] (15 replies)
But... then they'll dig through the earth and attack austrialia.
D:

What if they hurt those cute kangaroos?
Be considerate!
#9 to #2 - ennemi (11/24/2013) [-]
>implying a zombie could survive in Australia
#12 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (11/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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we should pour cement on the coffins before burying them so they cant get out
#27 - coryxyzagain (11/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Or, or, maybe cremation?
Or, or, maybe cremation?
User avatar #13 - propanex ONLINE (11/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The chance of a disease reaching a corpse that has no hope of having life that is 6feet underground is unlikely, nice try Wes Crawford, you're not tricking me that easily.
#50 - yoloswagswagyolo (11/24/2013) [-]
>Post about zombies
>Last name is Crawford
>Lee's FW
#22 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (11/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In the movie Fido, there was legitimate fear of the dead crawling through their graves so they started detaching the head from the corpse right after death.
Sounds morbid, but there's a scene with a funeral and there was a coffin for the body and a nice little coffin for the body, looked like a handcrafted beautiful wooden box.
Problem solved, and it was solved nicely.
User avatar #10 - vikingontour (11/24/2013) [-]
im just gonna be the good guy and get my body burned when i die.
#60 - chocolatedrizzle (11/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I imagine it being pretty difficult to dig yourself out of a 6 foot deep hole while laying on your back once you manage to get out the coffin in the first place. And with no muscle tissue.
I imagine it being pretty difficult to dig yourself out of a 6 foot deep hole while laying on your back once you manage to get out the coffin in the first place. And with no muscle tissue.

#1 - indonesia (11/23/2013) [-]
why don't we do this to help us find oil?
#59 - baconmne (11/24/2013) [-]
This is not necessary at all. by the time the body is embalmed, it is the equivalent of an action figure. If the dead were to rise, the plasticized body ain't gonna do 			****		. What we really have to worry about is the infections of the living that lead to zombie like behavior or actual zombie ism (or just keep watching for bath salts).
This is not necessary at all. by the time the body is embalmed, it is the equivalent of an action figure. If the dead were to rise, the plasticized body ain't gonna do **** . What we really have to worry about is the infections of the living that lead to zombie like behavior or actual zombie ism (or just keep watching for bath salts).
User avatar #48 - expeditas (11/24/2013) [-]
when youre dressing 'em up for the funeral, just tie their shoelaces together.
User avatar #40 - makedonski (11/24/2013) [-]
If you ever find yourself buried alive and disoriented (like from an avalanche), just spit and see which way it falls. Then dig in the opposite direction.
User avatar #63 - darkangeloffire (11/24/2013) [-]
Yes, but a Zombie buried normally wouldn't get out either. It wouldn't be able to scratch out of the coffin and even then, they have 6 feet of dirt to dig through, and a rectangle of 6 feet of dirt is heavy, so the chances of a zombie actually digging its way from a grave are slim to none.
User avatar #57 - sheisalion (11/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
am i the only one who thinks this zombie thing's stupid?
#41 - deadmuerto (11/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my wife just died

now I gotta get an automatic sandwich maker
User avatar #18 - menqudoneix (11/24/2013) [-]
We should detach their arms from their bodies. you can still place them in the coffin with them, but if they come back, they won't be able to use them to dig their way out. problem solved.
User avatar #14 - komandantmirkoo ONLINE (11/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
why is it that coffins are nailed shut if they are under the weight of 6 feet of dirt?
User avatar #6 - lolmasterx (11/23/2013) [-]
People used to do this so people wouldn't come back as vampires.
#5 - anonymous (11/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
people that die without the infection in them cannot come back as zombies...
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