wat. . til. T SHOT , Almira STILL WHINES ABOUT IT failin? A. Gie . sii BR) liein? i' FCC, ELS GOT WITH EVERY CHICK ON THE LOVE EDT WITH [BTW, MANY CHICKS OZZY ; inspirational
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#6 - ridivey
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I really hope justin bieber doesn't make 600 more songs...
#20 to #6 - moevleboevle
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oh god the horror!
User avatar #26 to #6 - cedrock
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But hopefully he dies at age 35. Or less. Please.
User avatar #49 to #6 - negativeone
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He apparently retired.
#58 to #6 - opsbuttbuddy
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>implying he makes his own songs
User avatar #69 to #6 - azroth
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implying he writes his own music
#82 to #6 - theshimmy
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so i don't know if you guys heard but  I was watching the spanish news last night and saw that he might get deported. now of course i have no evidence to back this up (not yet) just my word. but a quick trip to google might convince you otherwise
so i don't know if you guys heard but I was watching the spanish news last night and saw that he might get deported. now of course i have no evidence to back this up (not yet) just my word. but a quick trip to google might convince you otherwise
User avatar #84 to #6 - ninetyninepercent
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Yes but we do hope he dies before age 35.
User avatar #7 to #6 - monswine
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Thankfully pop works by copying and rerecording and covering older pop songs. Wait... that's not exactly better. ****.
User avatar #12 to #6 - manicekman
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Why do you even care? Are you gonna listen to all of them or what?
User avatar #30 to #6 - qqmumu
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Who the **** cares? just don't listen to it.
User avatar #83 to #30 - ridivey
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I for one don't want to have to listen to each and every one of those songs on the radio when they get played over and over and trust me they will
#93 to #83 - anon id: 35d8457d
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Ever tried playing your own CDs.
#94 to #93 - ridivey
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User avatar #10 to #6 - geese
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I don't care, i won't listen to them, no matter how many.
User avatar #25 to #10 - bushingenna
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He can do whatever the **** he wants as long as there are 12 year old girls who are obsessed with him. That doesn't mean he has to be a part of our lives too but people just want to get angry at him.
User avatar #17 - slapchoppin
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50 cent was shot 9 ******* times

one of them was in his face and he still has a bullet fragment in his tongue
#90 to #17 - anon id: 722dabad
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Eat lead they said
User avatar #121 to #17 - elcreepo
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Roosevelt carried the bullet he got shot with with him, the entire bullet, in his lung for the rest of his life.

He also got shot more than once.
#125 to #17 - anon id: b7947a4f
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I thought it was proven that he only got shot 3 times, by the police report?

or is this fake? :
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User avatar #126 to #125 - slapchoppin
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i don't see any police report i see a ******** "news" site claiming they have a police report
User avatar #45 to #17 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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Also he doesn't really "bitch" about it, he think that he's alive for a greater reason or some weird **** like that. From his song "Many Men"

"In the Bible it says, what goes around, comes around
"Hommo" shot me, three weeks later he got shot down
Now it's clear that I'm here, for a real reason
Cause he got hit like I got hit, but he ain't ******* breathing"
#23 to #17 - mrvoodoo
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Well comparing anybody to Teddy Roosevelt is unfair, the guy was known for being a total badass.
User avatar #32 to #23 - toosexyforyou
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It honestly sounds like 50 cent is even more badass after reading slapchoppin's comment, bullet to the face bro, I don't care if you get shot while jerking off the president, unless you were shot in the face or vital organ and continued to jerk him off then I think 50 cent has you beat.
#55 to #32 - mrvoodoo
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#54 to #32 - mrvoodoo
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt
And a shot to the face isn't as bad as it seems, and more likely to survive than for example a shot to the chest point-blank, which is more badass, not to mention Teddy ************* Roosevelt fought bears and hungry piranha.
User avatar #57 to #54 - toosexyforyou
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"its force was slowed by a glasses case and a bundle of manuscript in the breast pocket of Roosevelt's heavy coat"

If you read the rest of the comments on here, there's a guy who knows a lot more about this than I do and he said that the bullet was stuck in Roosevelt's muscle. It didn't even pierce it because it was slowed down so much...
#138 to #57 - mrvoodoo
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As i said, Theodore Roosevelt was a freaking badass.
And place that guy's name so i can thumb him TO THE DEATH
User avatar #9 - rokkai
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Well, getting shot is kind of a big deal actually.
User avatar #31 - lazypaul
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whining is hardly the right word to describe somebody who was shot 9 times including to the face. I'd probably be a tad grumpy about it as well.
User avatar #42 to #31 - makotoitou
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You're a Snorlax, your Assault Vest would have just blocked all the bullets.
#14 - ohhh
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#27 to #14 - optimussum
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#2 - baitdoesnttalkback
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playyaaa
User avatar #111 to #2 - thenikohero
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This pic is probaly not gonna be related in the future, but god damn it, I'm saving it!
#3 to #2 - reteip
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Hulagu certainly khan
#4 to #2 - grogovic
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KHAAAAN!
User avatar #5 - TheMather
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Actually Roosevelt got shot before the speech.
He started it by explaining that he'd been shot, then kept speaking for the next 90 minutes.
User avatar #124 to #5 - kanaka
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Actually he planned the whole thing, including being shot, so he could make himself look awesome because he was a dinosaur, and dinosaurs can get shot and live.
User avatar #8 to #5 - xxhadesflamesxx
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the reason he was fine was that it was a lower caliber bullet and also it hit either his diary or his written speech and it was so thick it slowed it down as well
just going off of memory so some of that could be wrong
User avatar #16 to #8 - TheMather
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It passed through the metal case for his glasses and a folded 50 page copy of his speech, so it just lodged itself in his chest muscle. Roosevelt, being an experienced hunter and general badass, just thought "Eh, I'm not coughing blood so I'm fine."
User avatar #28 to #16 - xxhadesflamesxx
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that's what it was thanks didn't remember it all
#64 - partnerintroll
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It's that time again children!!

What time?

Time to be a salty asshole!

> 50 cent doesn't bitch about getting shot, he was shot 9 times, and teddy should be remembered for his other accomplishments besides finishing a speech after a relatively minor gunshot wound after it had been slowed down so much

> Genghis Khan was one bad ************. But he wasn't very nice either. And Bret's sex was at least probably consensual

>Ozzy also accidentally ate a bat. Andrew Jackson was a pretty dimwitted president, but a goddamn awesome soldier. But how can 19th century profanity really be?

>I don't know how to be a salty asshole about this. Maybe Justin Bieber will outlive Mozart?

User avatar #71 to #64 - hugginsman
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that last one, the path he's on right now, he's probably gonna move on to more intense drugs and die in his 20's
User avatar #74 to #71 - thatscrewedupkid
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we can only hope. maybe he will eat someones face off
User avatar #131 to #74 - hugginsman
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I'd rather someone ate his face.

User avatar #132 to #131 - thatscrewedupkid
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then he may be thought of as something better than what he is
User avatar #133 to #132 - hugginsman
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something better? he wouldn't have a face.
User avatar #134 to #133 - thatscrewedupkid
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like a hero of sorts, imagine if he was eating someones face and a cop had to put him down
User avatar #135 to #134 - hugginsman
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true.
#75 to #64 - daemascus
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call me weird but Genghis khans mass rapes makes him seem cooler to me.
#104 to #64 - shypotato
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I wonder if it was even half as epic as the roman profanity
#56 - nortledrones
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If I'd got shot 9 times and lived to tell the tale I would put it on my ******* taxes you nostalgic dick-rider.
If I'd got shot 9 times and lived to tell the tale I would put it on my ******* taxes you nostalgic dick-rider.
#15 - thechosentroll
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It's not Genghis Khan. It's Genghis ************* Khan. Get your facts straight. 1d4chan.org/wiki/Genghis_motherfucking_Khan
#66 to #15 - cuntry
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Ah yes. Commissar Bravo. The greatest Commissar in the Empire.