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#118 - afroadam (01/26/2014) [-]
well i dont know bout you guys but if i got shot i'd probably never shut up about it either   
"oh man, i cant believe i sprained my wrist, this hurts"   
"oh ya? well i got shot several times"
well i dont know bout you guys but if i got shot i'd probably never shut up about it either

"oh man, i cant believe i sprained my wrist, this hurts"
"oh ya? well i got shot several times"
#117 - firesky (01/26/2014) [-]
Mozart wrote his first OPERA at twelve.
That's about 2hours music. He did his first "song" with 5. His father wrote it down for him, tough.
User avatar #115 - braxtotxarb (01/26/2014) [-]
I'm sorry but 50 cent is a rapper, and getting shot and surviving is a perfect lyric for rap. It's kinda like Taylor swift breaking up with someone and then singing about it in all her songs. It's just to boost his image through his music.
User avatar #122 to #115 - aaronsalsa (01/26/2014) [-]
Least original lyrics in history though
#116 to #115 - wagenmaster ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
Not to mention 50 cent got shot several times.
User avatar #114 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
50 cent vs Teddy

the white guy deals with his problems, the ****** cries about them
User avatar #110 - virtigo ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
Justin Bieber vs Beethoven -Epic Rap Battles of History #6 Last one.
User avatar #112 to #110 - hotschurl (01/26/2014) [-]
That's Mozart though
#113 to #112 - virtigo ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
I know, but it was the best I could think of
User avatar #108 - teoyeezy (01/26/2014) [-]
MF Grimm was shot 10 times, left paralyzed from the waist down, went deaf and blind for a temporary period of time then regained his hearing and eyesight and still continues to make music
User avatar #105 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
Andrew Jackson was also almost assassinated. The dude ran up on him, pulled out two pistols, fired, and missed both shots. Dat storm trooper aim Jackson then began to beat the assassin with his cane before the two were separated.
User avatar #103 - knarta (01/26/2014) [-]
I know right, how dare he mention the fact that he got **** , what a ***** !

I mean everyone on this website has been shot at least TWICE, right?
User avatar #100 - twdeathnote (01/26/2014) [-]
Bret Michaels is married. He was married during rock of love. All of it was fake, for television purposes.

#98 - anonymous (01/26/2014) [-]
50 got shot 7 times......and lived. I think he's allowed to bring up now and again. Pretty remarkable.
User avatar #119 to #98 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
But being shot and living isn't a choice. It's just something that happens. You live or you don't and don't have any say.

Finishing your speech shows stoicism.
User avatar #92 - smartyben **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
here is another fact! OJ was accused of killing more women then you will ever have sex with
User avatar #88 - thedrcool (01/26/2014) [-]
it almost seems like they're glorifying the fact that Ghengis Khan raped thousands of innocent women and girls. Brett Michaels is going, "look I'm a player." Not, "look I can rape thousands of people"
#78 - kilik (01/26/2014) [-]
oh look more of this "born in le wrong generation" 						****
oh look more of this "born in le wrong generation" ****
User avatar #96 to #78 - morbidbreath (01/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #77 - jonathankitty (01/26/2014) [-]
So this is pretty much a collection to show how much back then we put more effort into everything.

And I mean everything.
#80 to #77 - lankyman (01/26/2014) [-]
Well all the modern examples are modern
And all the historical examples are taken from 1900, 1200, 1800, 1700 (circa the last three) so don't feel too bad.
User avatar #81 to #80 - jonathankitty (01/26/2014) [-]
Even apparently I learned Cleopatra put more effort into making a ******** than we do now and days.
#85 to #81 - lankyman (01/26/2014) [-]
I don't think we should feel bad about not giving as much effort into ******** manufacturing, or anything at all. Let me put on my fedora and talk about 'human progress' when I say that the purpose of technological advances is to ease the intended procedure

I mean yeah, you could go to the fields and reap the crop with a sickle and then criticize me for using a combine harvester on the basis that im lazy, but in the end I have the yield for the winter and you starve in the cold and then you die and your family dies AND THERE'S ME LAUGHING AT YOUR GRAVE!!!

I digress, when it comes to tedious tasks, we will always want the easy way out. Its reasonable enough to say.
#89 to #85 - jonathankitty (01/26/2014) [-]
...Did you just have some kind of flashback? You're salivating...
...Did you just have some kind of flashback? You're salivating...
#106 to #89 - lankyman (01/26/2014) [-]
better not get into it, sorry if I figuratively got it all over you
#76 - johnpoppy (01/26/2014) [-]
Mozart is **** , Beethoven is THE **** .
#97 to #76 - oxYKellark ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
Thems fightin words son.
User avatar #73 - hankpym (01/26/2014) [-]
Sure Roosevelt was a cool guy for being able take a shot and continuing his speech, but you have to remember that old bullets can't match up to today's bullets and also that 50 got one in the face like everyone else said
User avatar #120 to #73 - gorgannan **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
Um. Bullets then shattered bones, bullets now go in and out. Idk what you meant to say, but it surely wasn't that.
User avatar #91 to #73 - nelliel (01/26/2014) [-]
>old bullets
>todays bullets
bullets haven't changed that much since teddy's day
unless you're talking about variation
its not a big difference,
he wasn't shot with a cap and ball gun
#95 to #91 - hankpym (01/26/2014) [-]
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Roosevelt was shot with an old type of .32 round with an old timey revolver, not much punch since the things in his breast pocket were able to defend him from the full damage

you should think before you type
User avatar #101 to #95 - nelliel (01/26/2014) [-]

>implying the fact that the round was ineffective means it has anything to do with the fact that it was old or not
32. was most likely ineffective due to the fact that it was smaller round
your argument is the effectiveness of newer rounds
over older ones
not the gun that fires it, or variables like what was in his breast pocket, were he was hit etc.
it is still invalid
>"old timey revolver"
that doesn't exactly narrow it down
different models of revolvers have been produced and are still being produced today
>think before you type
you can't even stick to one argument
User avatar #72 - sirfisticuffs (01/26/2014) [-]
Whining is a trivial way to describe a person saying that they got shot, it's kind of a huge thing.
#70 - newall (01/26/2014) [-]
Alright so i've seen this before, not gonna jump on the "repost" wagon, because it was a long time ago, however, the first one gets to me a little.

Im not a huge fan of 50 cent, but, h was shot 9 times.
in the chest, arms, stomach, and his face.
He got shot in the ******* face.
That's why he murmurs, he had his ******* jaw blown off.

with a modern 9mm pistol, several times more powerful than what shot ol' Teddy, not to mention modern ammunition is considerably more damaging, too.

Theodore "T.R." Roosevelt, Jr. was shot once, through a steel glasses case and a 50page copy of his speech, not to mention 3 inches of surface tissue (fat/muscle), as a result, NONE of his organs (or his face) were damaged.

Yes, Ted was clearly a hard man, but you can't compare someone being shot once, missing any critical organs or arteries, to someone being shot 9 times.
Aside from that, being shot is a big part of 50 cent's stage persona, he's a "Gangsta" and being shot makes you pretty "Gangsta" i suppose.
#68 - techjoker (01/26/2014) [-]
Don't you think i didn't notice that point, you sneaky bastard.
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