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til. T SHOT ,
Almira STILL
WHINES ABOUT IT
failin? A. Gie .
sii
BR) liein?
i' FCC, ELS
GOT WITH
EVERY CHICK ON THE
LOVE
EDT WITH [BTW, MANY CHICKS
OZZY ; Esas%
THIS GUY
Asiain 15
AND GOT WORLD FAMOUS
FOR IT
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#6 - ridivey (01/26/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I really hope justin bieber doesn't make 600 more songs...
User avatar #17 - slapchoppin (01/26/2014) [+] (11 replies)
50 cent was shot 9 ******* times

one of them was in his face and he still has a bullet fragment in his tongue
User avatar #9 - rokkai (01/26/2014) [-]
Well, getting shot is kind of a big deal actually.
User avatar #31 - lazypaul ONLINE (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
whining is hardly the right word to describe somebody who was shot 9 times including to the face. I'd probably be a tad grumpy about it as well.
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#14 - ohhh has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#2 - baitdoesnttalkback (01/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
playyaaa
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Meanwhile, the FJ community hasn't accomplished anything at all, yet give themself the right to judge others.
User avatar #5 - TheMather ONLINE (01/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Actually Roosevelt got shot before the speech.
He started it by explaining that he'd been shot, then kept speaking for the next 90 minutes.
#64 - partnerintroll (01/26/2014) [+] (9 replies)
It's that time again children!!

What time?

Time to be a salty asshole!

> 50 cent doesn't bitch about getting shot, he was shot 9 times, and teddy should be remembered for his other accomplishments besides finishing a speech after a relatively minor gunshot wound after it had been slowed down so much

> Genghis Khan was one bad ************ . But he wasn't very nice either. And Bret's sex was at least probably consensual

>Ozzy also accidentally ate a bat. Andrew Jackson was a pretty dimwitted president, but a goddamn awesome soldier. But how can 19th century profanity really be?

>I don't know how to be a salty asshole about this. Maybe Justin Bieber will outlive Mozart?

#56 - nortledrones (01/26/2014) [-]
If I'd got shot 9 times and lived to tell the tale I would put it on my 						*******					 taxes you nostalgic dick-rider.
If I'd got shot 9 times and lived to tell the tale I would put it on my ******* taxes you nostalgic dick-rider.
#15 - thechosentroll (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It's not Genghis Khan. It's Genghis ************* Khan. Get your facts straight. 1d4chan.org/wiki/Genghis_motherfucking_Khan
#41 - skullnigga (01/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
50 cent doesnt whine about him getting shot, he raps about it
50 cent doesnt whine about him getting shot, he raps about it
#70 - newall (01/26/2014) [-]
Alright so i've seen this before, not gonna jump on the "repost" wagon, because it was a long time ago, however, the first one gets to me a little.

Im not a huge fan of 50 cent, but, h was shot 9 times.
9.
in the chest, arms, stomach, and his face.
He got shot in the ******* face.
That's why he murmurs, he had his ******* jaw blown off.

with a modern 9mm pistol, several times more powerful than what shot ol' Teddy, not to mention modern ammunition is considerably more damaging, too.

Theodore "T.R." Roosevelt, Jr. was shot once, through a steel glasses case and a 50page copy of his speech, not to mention 3 inches of surface tissue (fat/muscle), as a result, NONE of his organs (or his face) were damaged.

Yes, Ted was clearly a hard man, but you can't compare someone being shot once, missing any critical organs or arteries, to someone being shot 9 times.
Aside from that, being shot is a big part of 50 cent's stage persona, he's a "Gangsta" and being shot makes you pretty "Gangsta" i suppose.
#59 - vladcobhc (01/26/2014) [-]
I think 50 is a cool guy though.
#78 - kilik (01/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
oh look more of this "born in le wrong generation" 						****
oh look more of this "born in le wrong generation" ****
#52 - teoberry (01/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
K I'm ******* tired of the 50 cent one. Fifty got shot 9 times, from super close range, in the chest, arms, legs/hips, and face with a 9mm handgun. Teddy was shot at a medium-close range with a .32 that went through his metal glasses case and his folded up, thich manuscript. Now, let's assume Teddy's attacker used a .32 ACP round because colt revolvers were the most popular back then. Even at it's highest, it only gets to around 1050 ft/s. The glasses case and book would slow it down even further, to the point where it only got stuck in a muscle, and it was slow enough he didn't know he was shot until he checked. Meanwhile 50, who, assuming his attackers used a glock 17, got shot with a 9x19 parabellum round, which at it's slowest, will go 1200 fps. The point is, 50 has every right to rap about his shooting on stage. What teddy did may have seemed badass but it's certainly doesn't put him above 50.
User avatar #103 - knarta (01/26/2014) [-]
I know right, how dare he mention the fact that he got **** , what a pussy!

I mean everyone on this website has been shot at least TWICE, right?
#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
50 got shot 7 times......and lived. I think he's allowed to bring up now and again. Pretty remarkable.
User avatar #88 - thedrcool (01/26/2014) [-]
it almost seems like they're glorifying the fact that Ghengis Khan raped thousands of innocent women and girls. Brett Michaels is going, "look I'm a player." Not, "look I can rape thousands of people"
User avatar #11 - thedutchs (01/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Well, Genghis Khan did rape the majority of them...

He was a raider and a mongol, so yeah.
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