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User avatar #64003 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
ITT: Poor descriptions of games.

>Land on mars
>Fuck Shit Up
>Fuck the Police
>End.
User avatar #64138 to #64003 - attifyon (07/02/2012) [-]
>Fish is body-slamming island
>Locals call you for help
>You kill 50 other things
>You decide to kill the fish
>It's wrong fish
>You scare a bigger fish off
User avatar #64109 to #64003 - natanhiel (07/02/2012) [-]
>heart stolen
>kill dragon
>almost destroy world
>save world
>die
>End.
User avatar #64098 to #64003 - riddari (07/02/2012) [-]
>be tired of your suit
>kill some people and try on their clothes
>get the most ridiculous ones
>remember that you were supposed to assassinate some asshole
>kill the asshole
>get detected
>change the clothes again
>escape
User avatar #64664 to #64238 - riddari (07/03/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #64094 to #64003 - Fezzle (07/02/2012) [-]
>wake up
>go hit shit
>grow the fuck up
>go hit bigger shit
User avatar #64550 to #64094 - lunascape ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
legend of zelda...
User avatar #64080 to #64003 - riddari (07/02/2012) [-]
Red Faction?
User avatar #64087 to #64080 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
Yep. Again late though.
User avatar #64091 to #64087 - riddari (07/02/2012) [-]
dang it, I never have the patience to look through those lenghty threads ;_;
#64095 to #64091 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
I understand your pain.
User avatar #64075 to #64003 - oldiemongrain (07/02/2012) [-]
>chat with gf
>fuck some blonde
>"should I stay or should I go"
>8 or 9 endings
User avatar #64085 to #64075 - Fezzle (07/02/2012) [-]
Catherine. :)
User avatar #64089 to #64085 - oldiemongrain (07/02/2012) [-]
You are a winrar too, though not as much.
User avatar #64079 to #64075 - cygnuswithasmile (07/02/2012) [-]
Catherine?
User avatar #64086 to #64079 - oldiemongrain (07/02/2012) [-]
a winrar is u
User avatar #64058 to #64003 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
>start
>King Dies
>Portals to hell
>Fuck hell up
End.
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User avatar #64065 to #64058 - blnelms **User deleted account** (07/02/2012) [-]
oblivion
User avatar #64066 to #64065 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
dingdingdingdingdingding winner!
User avatar #64068 to #64066 - blnelms **User deleted account** (07/02/2012) [-]
now i wait for my prize
User avatar #64073 to #64068 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
One (link to a) fucking massive widescreen wallpaper.
ns223506.ovh.net/rozne/19c765d576f57aaf8b698f1b1dcf9f00/wallpaper-2031778.jpg
#64074 to #64073 - blnelms **User deleted account** (07/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #64057 to #64003 - blnelms **User deleted account** (07/02/2012) [-]
red faction
User avatar #64059 to #64057 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
Yep you're late though!
User avatar #64052 to #64003 - TheRetardedEskimo (07/02/2012) [-]
>It's a game
>You can't win it.
>Repeat.
User avatar #64040 to #64003 - tehnukecomes ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
>sleeping bitch
>kill huge things
User avatar #64029 to #64003 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
>in new york
>Fuck Bitches
>Get Money
>Drugs
>guns
end
#64121 to #64029 - N. Korean citizen (07/02/2012) [-]
Max Pain
User avatar #64123 to #64121 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
Nope
User avatar #64024 to #64003 - veradux (07/02/2012) [-]
>be black
>fuck bitches
>get Hot Coffee
>free roam
User avatar #64030 to #64024 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
GTA SA
User avatar #64032 to #64030 - veradux (07/02/2012) [-]
Yep. Someone remembers the mod.
User avatar #64026 to #64024 - TheRetardedEskimo (07/02/2012) [-]
Crack Down.
User avatar #64028 to #64026 - veradux (07/02/2012) [-]
wrong.
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User avatar #64020 to #64003 - muffinzexe (07/02/2012) [-]
>Forrests
>Beans
User avatar #64043 to #64020 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
That is good I have no Idea at all.
User avatar #64019 to #64003 - goldenpotato (07/02/2012) [-]
> Be a Commander
> Get promated
> Kill a scaly thing
> Stop robots

fin
User avatar #64021 to #64019 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
Mass Erect?
#64023 to #64021 - goldenpotato (07/02/2012) [-]
You win
You win
User avatar #64018 to #64003 - TheRetardedEskimo (07/02/2012) [-]
>fight mole men
>Find dad
>End
User avatar #64041 to #64018 - aznsquishy (07/02/2012) [-]
Fallout 3?
User avatar #64051 to #64048 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
Gears of War 3?
User avatar #64016 to #64003 - adzo (07/02/2012) [-]
>Cat thing
>Get robot
>Kill pollution
>Fly and shit
User avatar #64011 to #64003 - hargleblarg (07/02/2012) [-]
>Land on planet
>Kill crabs
>Throw soldiers into buildings
>Jetpacks
User avatar #64063 to #64011 - aznsquishy (07/02/2012) [-]
Dark Void?
Only saying that because jetpacks.
#64084 to #64063 - hargleblarg (07/02/2012) [-]
Try again. Here's a clue.
User avatar #64088 to #64084 - aznsquishy (07/02/2012) [-]
Oh. Well shit, Halo: Reach.
#64093 to #64088 - hargleblarg (07/02/2012) [-]
No...
No...
User avatar #64009 to #64003 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
>Be a Man
>Kill every Russian on earth.
User avatar #64013 to #64009 - dispensa (07/02/2012) [-]
Quite possibly CoD, don't ask me which one though...
User avatar #64008 to #64003 - herecomesjohnny (07/02/2012) [-]
>lose hat
>pick up litter
>harass witnesses
>doubt
User avatar #64010 to #64008 - muffinzexe (07/02/2012) [-]
L.A. Noire
User avatar #64005 to #64003 - arsecandle (07/02/2012) [-]
Red Faction forgot the last bit
User avatar #64006 to #64005 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
Guerrilla. Good Job.
User avatar #64012 to #64006 - arsecandle (07/02/2012) [-]
Sweeeeet
User avatar #64004 to #64003 - dibles (07/02/2012) [-]
>Be a man
>Jump on shit
>save girl
User avatar #64007 to #64004 - nitrojoe (07/02/2012) [-]
Mario Obviously.
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