i'm starting to hate the horses in skyrim. they had a purpose but fucking shadow mere has to get involved in all of my fights and just gets in the way

I named my house McBeth. We had such fun on our adventures, like the time she kicked a bear to death. Then, after hearing about how easy and game breaking it was, I tried riding her up the side of a mountain. We made it 10 feet then she fell to her death.

I think your horse doing that to you is karmic pay-back for me basically killing mine...

Well bugger me silly, I'm just gonna kill loads of horses now and make them try to pay you back for paying me back

Do that, and Golbat will eat you in your sleep.

I'll be fine unless he uses confuse ray, then I'll just be really angry instead of in pain. Fucking confuse ray

Red Dead Redemption? My horse always walks away from me when I call him. He moves just fast enough to where I can't get close enough to jump on him but he's still just out of reach.

Nah, good old Skyrim fucking with me

Ah I see. At least he's not fighting everything in Skyrim, dying and wasting a good 1000 gold.

He was fighting but then he just stopped for no reason and decided to run into me.

I'm not sure if he can die

If it's shadowmere the only thing that can kill him is falling from tall heights I believe.

Well that's a pretty good deal

It is, but as soon as Dawnguard comes to the PS3 I'm ditching Shadowmere for that skeleton horse.

WOAH hold your shit, a skeleton horse?

Yeah, in the Dawnguard DLC you can get a spell that lets you summon an undead skeleton horse covered in blue flames. You can dismiss it whenever you're done using it like a regular familiar.

Aww fuck I might buy it right this second

Apparently the quest to get him is piss easy too. Just find where his skull is, kill 4 flying skeleton things, and return the skull to unlock the spell.