Madden 10

>Playing some random guy online.
>Getting my ass kicked.
>Somehow manage to get within 3 points of him.
>5 seconds left at the 50 yard line.
>Fuck my life.
>Throw a fucking hail mary and hope for the best.
>Defender tips it, my guy one hand catches it.
>Win game by 3 points.
>MFW

>My cousin and I are playing some Motorcross game in split screnn
>To unlock new vehicles in split screen like monster trucks, biplanes, ect. you have to first beat those vehicles in a race.
>We're racing the monster truck
>Failing horribly
>We decide to have one person race the truck while the other rams into it constantly with their bike in order to slow it down.
>During the beginning of the race there's a ramp the truck and player drive off to reach some highway
>As soon as the monster truck hits that ramp I ramped off a dirt hill from close by and I slammed into that monster truck mid-air
>It gets flipped onto its roof and can't move for the rest of the race
>Easy victory

Split screen*

Not the most incredible, but more of a quick thinking.
>Spec Ops: The Line
>Multiplayer
>Kill an enemy sniper
>Turn around
>reload and see an enemy turn the corner, right at me
>He's reloading to
>We stare at each other for a good second or so while we reload
>I decide to charge at him
>Hit him with my rifle, he falls
>Plant my boot on his chest and put a bullet between his motherfucking eyes.
>mfw

Playing Modern Warfare 2.

>Sniping on the desert map with the crashed plane.
>Positioned on the cliff that drops off behind the tail of the plane.
>Up there for a few minutes, I have team-mates all around me so I'm not worried about enemies sneaking up on me
>While I'm scoped in I hear another sniper shooting beside me, I think nothing of it because I assume it's a team-mate
>Sit up there for about another minute or so, can't find anybody to shoot so I'm getting bored.
>Unscope and turn to my right, only to realize the sniper I've been chilling out with is a sniper from the OTHER team
>I shoot him in the face and reposition somewhere far away
>"How in the actual fuck did we not notice each other this entire time?"

>Playing MW2
>Search and Destroy
>Have Marathon Pro, Cold Blooded Pro, Ninja Pro (Can't be detected by ANYTHING)
>Playing on Estate
>My team is inside the house, 3 enemies at the front, being tacticool
>Sneak up behind one guy, they all turn and look at me
>They don't shoot, because they don't see a red crosshair or name
>They, being all tacticool, toss flashbangs and decide to storm in
>I follow, and proceed to knife all 3
>Game winning killcam is all of that
>Leader of supposed enemy squad congratulates me for fooling his entire team.

>Playing MW2
>FFA on Skidrow
>Sitting in the containers area sniping once more.
Scavenger, Cold-Blooded, and Ninja, all pro.
All of a sudden I hear someone running towards me so I pull out my pistol ready to cap him as soon as he climbs up.
>He climbs up and instead of shooting me puts down a tactical insertion and sits in front of me
>"This motherfucker has mistaken me for his boosting buddy."
>Of course I take advantage of this and farm some headshots off of him.
>After about 6 headshots his actual boosting buddy arrives
>They're both confused as hell
>I kill them both and run away before they realize what's going on.

I love gullible assholes. Hey, you got a steam account?

Yeah, I'm mostly a PS3 player though. I don't have many games for my laptop.

If you want to add me here's a link to my Steam profile
http://steamcommunity. com/id/CommissarV9623

Playing Dark souls
>going up against gaping dragon boss fight
>I'm human and had a couple guys in my world
>one got taken fighting knight kirk
>feelsbadman
>With one left we go into the boss fight
> As host i try to hold back a little, taking quick little slices here and there then retreating, so that i can heal up the other guy and keep us both alive.
>boss starts getting pretty low on life
> go in and try to finish it
> get one shotted
> Guy with me kills the boss at the last second
> screen reads Victory achieved!
> Screen reads You died!
> Tried to get back to my body
> Basilisk kills me before i can.
MFW i lose 45,000 souls, 7 humanity and only have half health due to the basilisk curse.

Playing Dark Souls
>Second playthrough
>Seath The Scaleless boss fight
>I'm alone
>For the 5th time on two different playthroughs I'm trying to cut off this bastards tail so I can get my hands on that Moonlight Greatsword
>Assaulting his ass like a rapist trying to cut his damned tail
>Not paying attention to my health or his
>He uses his crystal breath and at the very second he kills me I killed him.
>No victory screen appears, only "You died!"
>Go back to his boss room for another try, he's not there. Neither is the bonfire that's supposed to appear after you kill him
>"Oh fuck I broke the game"
>Have a mini-heart attack
>Proceed to go off and do other areas to take my mind off of it.
>The next day when I start playing I check my inventory to see how many extra soul items I had.
>Notice I have to Lordsoul of Seath sitting in my inventory
>Rejoice
>Mfw I realize I still didn't get the sword from his fucking tail and now my chance is gone until another playthrough

You're meant to hit the tip of his tail to get the sword, not his ass.

Figure of speech lol. I was hitting his tail but nothing was happening.

Yeh i know, but i was just saying, you need to hit right at the tip to get the sword. Since it's a pretty long tail it has multiple hit boxes, you have to hit the closest one towards the end for it to register that your should be getting the sword.

On that character I only do PvP now so I doubt I'll be getting the greatsword with him. I might however, get it on my paladin character.

I would, seems like a pretty decent sword. Scales really well with intelligence but has a really high intelligence requirement to wield it, which i find strange for a greatsword.

Yeah, I liked it better in Demon's Souls when it scaled with Faith instead of intelligence.

Monster Hunter Tri

>Me and 3 other dudes
>2 Greatsword users, 1 Longsword user (he was higher rank than us and had better gear) and I used an Axe
>We're in a rainforest/swamp
>Supposed to kill Royal Ludroth (A fairly weak monster compared to what you see later on in the game)
>We split up to find the R. Ludroth
>2 Greatsword users go together, Longsword user goes alone
>I go into the wrong area while trying to chase Longsword user to prevent getting my ass kicked (Again, my gear was shitty back then)
>A Rathian appears (A fire-breathing poisoning mother-fucking female dragon)
>"Guys, I need help"
>They don't come
>I start defending myself in the heat of the situation
>I somehow manage to cut it's tail off
>I get owned by it afterwards
>The Greatsword users eventually get owned by the same monster later on

MFW we lose the mission because the Greatsword users were dumbasses, but I still got a high-ranked monster's tail

>Playing Dark Souls
>Apart of the Forest Hunter covenant. Our job is to invade the worlds of people in the Darkroot Forest.
>The only fucking covenant that lets you invade anyone at any level
>I invade a guy who's obviously way higher level than me
>He's fighting a invader from another covenant when I join the game
>The other guy kills him but is on really low health
>I run over and smash the other invader with my greataxe before we got disconnected
> Receive 2.3 million souls for killing him (If you've played Dark Souls you'd know just how fucking amazing that is,)

>Mfw

>Playing Battlefield 3
>Operation Metro, 500 tickets, clusterfuck as usual
>I run up to capture the C flag
>I go into a room to hide where I find 6 players waiting for me
>"Fuck me right?"
>They get startled because they didn't expect an enemy this deep in their territory
>I unload and entire clip with my assault rifle, get 2 kills
>Resort to swinging my knife around like it's a goddamn battleaxe. Meanwhile I'm shouting a warcry that sounds like a wild Jihadist on crystal meth.
>Everyone, including me, is freaking the fuck out
>This whole ordeal lasts a good 30-40 seconds of me swinging and them shooting at me while we dance around each other
>They finally kill me.
>I laugh my ass off at what just happened.

oh fuck this is a good one. It was on black ops.

There was this guy, it was a free for all I think. Me and my friend were playing on the map Summit. Anyway, the guy I'm talking about uses Tomahawks, ballistic knives and mostly melee. Now he sounds like an idiot but this is where shit gets fucking real.

He was RELENTLESS. He was finding people everywhere, killing them, throwing knives, a bitch to kill and he was just a ruthless fucker, jumping around and everything. At one point he got up onto the canopy in the main building and he did that dive out the fucking window, breaking it and everything and a guy was below the window who he threw a ballistic knife at.

He was like the fucking Batman of Black Ops. It was scary shit walking around a corner and seeing him too.

Me and my friends faces when watching the games replay.

I have a similar story, but mine takes place in Alien vs Predator (2010)
(A little explaining for the following story. Infestation is a game mode in AvP multiplayer where at the beginning of the game one person is randomly chosen to be an Alien. Whenever the Alien kills a Marine that Marine is switched over to the Alien team and thus joins the hunt for more Marines. The more people that die = the more fucked you are.)

>Playing infestation with some friends. I get selected to be the first Alien.
>Playing on Compound, small compound in the middle of the jungle, various tunnels leading into said compound.
>EVERYONE on the Marine team is huddled next to a wall near the edge of the compound, there's a flood light shinning on the area so my black Alien ass stands out like a sore thumb there. Not to mention the motion detectors all Marines get.
>I use a tunnel to get into the compound and climb a tower to view the situation.
>I crawl as slow as humanly possible along the top of the compounds wall. None of my friends bothered to look up the entire time, their eyes were glued to their motion sensors.
>I crawl down behind one guy in the back of the group.
>Perform an execution on him.
>I start swinging my tail at everyone trying to kill them before I get destroyed.
>Instead everybody runs away
>My friend is still shitting himself when he spawns on my team.
>Since everyone scattered we both hunt them down one by one until there's only 1 Marine vs 11 Aliens.
>We all bum rush him and flatten him under a stampede of Aliens.

>Mfw when I had to creep my ass along that wall, knowing that if even one of them looked up I was fucked.

That makes me want to get AvP. That sounds like an awesome game mode. And I don't play multiplayer anything often but I'd play the shit out of that.

I played the ever loving fuck out of that game mode when I got AvP. It's probably the best mode I've played in an online shooter in a long time.

If you can, get people with microphones together to play. It's creepy as fuck when you play with randoms since all you hear are the Aliens scurrying around and your motion sensor beeping, trying to warn you of the incoming doom. And when you play with people with microphones you can all be scared together! That is, until they die and then it's them trying to eat your face.

I sound like a child over a microphone. I'm 16, according to my family I have a deep voice but over any microphone I sound like a fucking 12 year old.

It makes me sad.

I think I have a bit of a high pitched voice IRL but according to my friends on PSN I have a deep voice over the mic, I'm 15 about to turn 16.

>Halo 3
>Capture the Flag
>Rocking the sniper rifle, supporting team mates from afar.
>Banshee incoming
>Start shooting at it
>Pilot bails out at the last moment, blow it up the second after he leaves
>Momentum still carrying it
>Look somewhere else
>See enemy running with out flag
>Aim at him, but falling banshee hits me
>Makes me go flying through the air with half shields
>Smack into enemy Hornet
>Hijack it
>Blow up enemy flag carrier
>We return our flag
>Teammate takes their flag
>Land next to him
>"Need a lift?"
>Win the game with 30 seconds left

>Playing custom games
>On Sandbox, one team starts in the dark, one in the center
>Me on top of the main building that the people from the outside have to raid
>Fire Spartan Laser at enemy Hornet
>Laser kill
>Watch the Hornet fall and splatter one of his teammates
>Double Kill

I don't play Halo so I can't share a story from that, but I'll share a CTP story from C.o.D. W@W.

>Join a CTP on Downfall
>Both teams are tied for the win, only 1 cap left.
>Both teams are hiding in their bases so the other team can't capture the flag
>I take a Mosin-Nagant with a bayonet attachment and run my ass across the map and somehow weasel my way into their base.
>I steal the flag and run like hell
>The entire map explodes with gunfire and explosions as my team run out to try and escort me back to base while the other team is trying to hunt me down.
>I have two tanks, dogs, and a very angry sniper chasing me back to base, almost die a few times.
>As soon as I reach the tunnel leading to our flag a tank shell hits the ground near me and almost kills me.
>I run into the tunnel and cap the flag and win the game.

>Playing Black Ops regular TDM
>Score is 7400 for both teams
>Throw Flash
>Hit someone in the face with the Flash and kill him
>Win game

>MFW