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#592393 - iwasfrozentoday
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(07/25/2013) [-]
ITT: Short game reviews
Name: Deadlight
Genre: Jump'n'Run
Bought it on Steam at the sale. It's set in Seattle, overrun by Zombies (They call them "Shadows", kind of lame)
Story is alright, nothing special, everything has been done before.

PROS
- Nice Graphics
- Great Atmosphere
- Fun Gameplay

CONS
- Short (3 hours to complete the story)

6.5/10 Its okay
#592541 to #592393 - tehskyizblue
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Name:Beat Hazard
Genre:Epileptic seizure/Shoot em up
PROS
-Destroy armada's worth of enemies
-Have your own custom soundtrack
-Attacks go along with the beat

CONS
-May cause epileptic seizure
-May cause disappointment when you see your friends high scores
#592536 to #592393 - Timmietim
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(07/25/2013) [-]
name: michi
genre: sucking dicks

PROS
he deepthroats

CONS
Face
Tongue feels like sandpaper
hands are not soft
cried for 20 minutes
#592571 to #592536 - iwasfrozentoday
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(07/25/2013) [-]
r u implying that you get blowjobs from men?
Das gay mang
#592418 to #592393 - dajokaman
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Name: Half life 2
Genre: First person shooter
Bought it because it looked like a COD ripoff

PROS
-Guns

CONS
-No MLG 360 noscopes
-No 420 Weed
-No Screaming Kids
-No Aiming down sights
-Obvious COD Ripoff
-No DLCs

.5/10 (WTF? FIX THAT TREYARCH!)
#592395 to #592393 - sharondasilva
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>Expecting a game that was originally released as an xbla title to be longer than 3 hours
The game looked bad to being with
#592400 to #592395 - iwasfrozentoday
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Well, I didnt know it was a xbla game, and why did it look bad to begin with for you?
#592403 to #592400 - sharondasilva
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(07/25/2013) [-]
The first time I saw it, it didn't seem like the story had any direction, it seemed just like any random platformer
Everything in the background was in color or it had some color while you and everything within your path was most of the time really dark with almost no color or just black, and the fact they made the zombies black most of the time also, it was more less like Alan Wake all over again except the monsters in AW were just possesed
There wasn't many unique levels, its always outside a city/town, inside a city/town or inside a house/building
The overall game wasn't very original
#592406 to #592403 - iwasfrozentoday
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(07/25/2013) [-]
You are right, but if it wouldnt be so dark it would be kind of confusing. The story really goes nowhere, you dont get to know the characters so you dont give a fuck when they die, and this whole UGHH MY WIFE AND KID ARE DEAD HNGGGG is lame and kind of reminds me of Max Payne, where it was a bit more subtle and better executed.
So, the game in general is very unoriginal, you are right, but it somehow still kept my attention. Decent at best.
#592412 to #592406 - sharondasilva
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(07/25/2013) [-]
the 6.5 you gave would really be the best I would give also, in my opinion, platformers shouldn't mix at all with serious storylines like a zombie story would have, all good platformers are the most abstract and random ones, like Rayman and Super Meat Boy
#592444 to #592412 - iwasfrozentoday
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, the seriousness is kind of bullshit. I mean, there are so many plotholes and stuff that doesnt make sense. "Oh no, a fire is blocking my path" Then why dont you just go around it dumbass?