Alright, so my friend and I were having a conversation about Skyrim mods and how people were doing quite a lot with it. Then we came up with this hilarious mod idea. Everybody in the Skyrim world would have dicks attached to their foreheads. To further elaborate on how this would work: Every 15 minutes, the penis would become erect. Whenever somebody is alerted by an enemy presence, their penis will become erect. For magic characters, yourself or enemies, the penis will serve as a third arm that can release magical spells that are white (occasionally rainbow colored.) The kids will have varying sizes and colors. There will be one child who will have their penis actually dragging on the ground as they walk. When you are moving through the world in first person, you can see your penis swaying left and right. We were also contemplating the idea of having a completely different race of characters that are actual walking penises and have arms protruding out of their foreheads instead.

tl;dr Skryim mod where everyone has a dick on their face