why not fight for Papa Nurgle?

Because Nurgle is the fucking rival god of Tzeentch.
And Tzeentch just so happens to be my favourite.

:(

all of the gods are rivals, they all want the immaterium and materium to be ruled by them, they only work together in certain situations for Chaos Undivided.

Yeah they are all rivals but each one has a particular, extra hatred for another.

Khorne hates Slaneesh, Tzeentch hates Nurgle.

Khorne also hates Tzeentch quite a bit too. You almost never see sorcerers in Khornate armies.

That too, but, he hates Slaneesh more.

Poor Tzeentch, no one likes him.
:(

I like Tzeentch the best of the four. Khorne just seems uninspired, Nurgle is gross, and Slaanesh is Slaanesh. The Changer of Ways is where it's at.

Nurgle is gross but he protects his followers and gives them them safety of no pain and when they die, they become part of the universe again which brings happienss to some

Khorne is fun, but not clever enough. It's so simple, it's not theatrical or clever.
Nurgle is gross, though I enjoy a good plague, that shits gross and he ruins Tzeentch's shit all the time. Which is just fucking rude, he spends all that time making a plan and dickface here ruins it.
Slaneesh, that shits just selfish and would get boring after a while.

Tzeentch, with the most power over the warp, the guy who calls together the gods sometimes, the god of the Thousand Sons, The best.

The Thousand Sons are so cool. They're like wizards in space. I wish their models looked cooler so I could build an army of them.

What are you talking about?
That Egyptian look they got going on is fucking badass.

And this is my wallpaper.

They look cooler in pictures than they do as little plastic models. Because their so small, the crest on their helmet ends up being really thick so it won't break off, making them look very silly. And the scale is weird, so the crest is nearly half as tall as they would be without it.
This is not what the models look like.

Looks fine to me.

I've always liked their Pre-Heresy armor and colors better. And I think part of the reason why I don't like those models is because I know that I would fuck up the stripes when I paint them.

I have a soft spot for Egyptian shit, so that one is really fucking neat to me.

And I can't paint either, I can probably never buy the actual things.

fair enough. I'm not quite sure who I would worship... nurgle would be nice because I wouldn't fear death or pain but then khorne gives me the right to kill everyone while slaanesh doesn't really appeal to me and tzeentch I would need to be a psyker sooo

Don't NEED to be a Psyker. Just, he gives more powers to them. Hell, who knows, maybe he can make someone a Psyker.

yeah but it wouldn't be as nice without being a psyker.. I'd probably go Nurgle, hell he is probably the nicest one since he is called Papa Nurgle

I love you

well then, wasn't expecting that

Imagine being an Alpha Plus Psyker and being a follower of Tzeentch.

Alpha Plus Psykers are capable of snapping Battle Titans in half with ease, summoning giant fucking hoards of Daemons, destroying entire worlds, they are so unbelievably powerful. One that worships Tzeentch would be fucking incomprehensibly powerful.

It'd be delicious.

If I remember right, Alpha Plus is only even on the Assignment so the Emperor can be Alpha Plus Plus and so people can quantify how OP their character is in bad fanfiction. Human minds can't handle Alpha level psionics, so Alpha Pluses probably just pop like balloons.

Oh no, they exist. They are just so exceedingly rare theres so few shit about them.

Otherwise, who the fuck are they executing?

Well that's just what Lexicanum says. I've never heard of one outside of that one entry.

They either go insane and probably kill themselves, get possessed and die or get executed.

So I think that'd be why.

I do think I heard about their abilities causing their heads to get fucked up and damn near pop like fargone said

DELICIOUS.

yep

you'd think to have that power you'd need to worship him

No, just be ungodly lucky.

Apparently most Alpha Plus Psykers are executed by the Imperium. Like, on sight. They only capture them if it's a near guarantee that they can.

I'd understand that, don't even let them get a chance to do anything.

So you're choosing between blood for the blood god and blood for the blood god?

I played Dawn of War.

I was playing as the Orkz against the Imperial Guard. The Ultimate Apocalypse mod made it interesting. I think I got at least 2000 Orks killed. And after a while it was just a standoff, they wouldn't fucking stop.

better version

Dawn of Skyrim.

Why do I bother asking?