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#221716 - warrenzthehero (11/20/2012) [-]
I accidentally  Skyrim.   
I was watching the sunrise in Riften, admiring how beautiful video games can be and things like that, and decided to get a better view. So I parkour-ed my way up on top of the Blacksmaith's shop, and then met the invisible barrier to out-of town. I decided fuck the town guard, and Whirlwind Sprinted straight to the out-of-bounds. I slid sideways, and once off the building, forward into the lake.   
Outside of Riften.   
I did it. I made it onto the fake terrain they use to show "Hey, the world exists even when you're in a city". But it doesn't really. Nothing exists except for the terrain and a few trees. And the trees were only meant to be seen so they can be walked through. You can also see underneath the invisible walking-level ground the fake display ground, so you're floating approximately fifty feet up the visible surface.    
I decided to have some fun and explore. Well, the swamps between Windhelm and Riften don't exist n favor of a deep depression in the ground. Windhelm exists, but its bridge doesn't, and when you get close either from the river or the docks, it de-renders completely, so you can float through where Windhelm should belong.   
The Shrine of Azura, the giant-fucking-normous statue, doesn't exist, not its base. Winterhold doesn't exist, but the College does, inaccessible without its bridge. And, like Windhelm, it de-renders once you get close. I'm now on my way to Solitude to see what that's like.    
I'll keep you all posted.   
tl;dr, I broke Skyrim.   
Pic semi-related
I accidentally Skyrim.
I was watching the sunrise in Riften, admiring how beautiful video games can be and things like that, and decided to get a better view. So I parkour-ed my way up on top of the Blacksmaith's shop, and then met the invisible barrier to out-of town. I decided fuck the town guard, and Whirlwind Sprinted straight to the out-of-bounds. I slid sideways, and once off the building, forward into the lake.
Outside of Riften.
I did it. I made it onto the fake terrain they use to show "Hey, the world exists even when you're in a city". But it doesn't really. Nothing exists except for the terrain and a few trees. And the trees were only meant to be seen so they can be walked through. You can also see underneath the invisible walking-level ground the fake display ground, so you're floating approximately fifty feet up the visible surface.
I decided to have some fun and explore. Well, the swamps between Windhelm and Riften don't exist n favor of a deep depression in the ground. Windhelm exists, but its bridge doesn't, and when you get close either from the river or the docks, it de-renders completely, so you can float through where Windhelm should belong.
The Shrine of Azura, the giant-fucking-normous statue, doesn't exist, not its base. Winterhold doesn't exist, but the College does, inaccessible without its bridge. And, like Windhelm, it de-renders once you get close. I'm now on my way to Solitude to see what that's like.
I'll keep you all posted.
tl;dr, I broke Skyrim.
Pic semi-related
User avatar #221730 to #221716 - warrenzthehero (11/20/2012) [-]
Bloody Hell! How does the entire stone archway of Solitude cease to exist?
It was there. Took a step. It disappeared. Damn.
Also, that giant pillar of rock supporting part of Solitude? Filled with ice and snow.
User avatar #221723 to #221716 - warrenzthehero (11/20/2012) [-]
PS, I'm doing all of this while watching this content
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4246738/All+Of+My+Yes/
and eating Fritos.
Is this what being high is like?
Floating through Skyrim while watching a cartoon Spiderman dance to the Bee Gee's "Stayin' Alive", and eating too many fritos?
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