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User avatar #219025 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
Has anybody got a pre-release copy of Hitman Absolution? Eidos are being pretty stingy with the enforced dispatch dates!
User avatar #219194 to #219025 - afroadam (11/18/2012) [-]
ign gave it a 9/10. it made my day
#219182 to #219025 - ragged (11/18/2012) [-]
All I know is I'm excited to see a great franchise return.
User avatar #219184 to #219182 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
Smae here, friend. Same here.
User avatar #219063 to #219025 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
PCGamer gave it a 66/100, and they get payed to make games look better than they are.

I wouldn't worry about it.
User avatar #219219 to #219063 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
''One of the best games we have ever played'' - X360 - 10/10
''Sublime'' - GamesMaster - 90%
''An unmissable hit'' - Official Xbox Magazine - 9/10
User avatar #219598 to #219219 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
Call me crazy, but when a game scores 9-10/10 across the board, something is wrong.
User avatar #219601 to #219598 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
I will call you crazy... That usually just means that it's a good fucking game
User avatar #219615 to #219601 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
10/10 means absolutely perfect. If it is absolutely one hundred percent perfect, then why did one company give it a 6/10?

‘Disaster’ is a strong word, which is good because we need one. Absolution is a disaster. It’s almost the polar opposite of Blood Money: instead of sidelining the story to focus on big, open-ended assassination missions, it sidelines assassination to focus on telling a long, linear, and embarrassingly bad story. In game terms, that means most of its levels task you with reaching and opening a particular door. If it was called Doorman: Absolution, it would be much less disappointing.

Did those three sources completely ignore this part?
User avatar #219617 to #219615 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
The thing is, fella. This is all about opinion, so trying to force a second hand opinion won't work... You lost the argument as soon as you started.
User avatar #219619 to #219617 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
I don't think that In game terms, that means most of its levels task you with reaching and opening a particular door is an opinion. It appears to be an actual observation of the game.
User avatar #219624 to #219619 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
All Hitman games have been like that. You kill a guy, and then get away. That is all that the new one is as well... I am a long time fan of the series. I'm going to trust the 99% who say it is amazing, and not the 1% that says it isn't great... Also, Hitman games are infamously bad on the PC, but fantastic on consoles
User avatar #219649 to #219624 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
Okay, then what's your problem?
User avatar #219653 to #219649 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
What? Literally nothing you say is in context
User avatar #219657 to #219653 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
Your entire argument is about how good the game supposedly is and about how wrong I am, so on and so forth.

If your entire view is based on "I don't give a shit what you have to say" then why were you arguing in the first place?
User avatar #219660 to #219657 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
What? Again, you make no sense... You are a 0/10 troll, now fuck off and stop posting irrelevant shit
User avatar #219663 to #219660 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
I don't agree, therefor troll.
User avatar #219667 to #219663 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
No, oyu post irrelevant shit and make retarded arguments tseeminly with the intention of pissing people off. Just fuck the fucking fuck off.
User avatar #219198 to #219063 - afroadam (11/18/2012) [-]
reviews are opinions. i wouldnt base my decision to buy it off one person opinion. a lot of other reviews are liking it. plus there are fans of the series that are still gonna buy it no matter what.
User avatar #219064 to #219063 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
PCGamer are shit... Everybody is saying it's fantastic...
User avatar #219069 to #219064 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
Everybody who?
User avatar #219073 to #219069 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
Normal reviewers
User avatar #219076 to #219075 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
IGN, X360Magazine, OPS3, GamesMaster, GamesRadar
User avatar #219091 to #219076 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
Oh, those are the normal reviewers? The companies that are payed by developers and publishers to review their games?
User avatar #219092 to #219091 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
If they weren't payed, it would be a profitless job now, wouldn't it? They are the normal reviewers, and whether you think so or not, they aren't payed to be biased, they're payed to be honest.
User avatar #219094 to #219092 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
You've never even heard of IGN have you?

And think about this for a moment, you are saying publishers pay these companies to be honest? "Here's several hundred dollars, tell people if our game is bad" is something companies like EA and Activision would never do.
User avatar #219096 to #219094 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
Eiidos isn't EA, or Activision. You're really fighting a losing battle here, since I've played the fucking game, so I know if it's good or not... Crawl back into your hole.
User avatar #219100 to #219096 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
Don't get angry here, it's a discussion, not an internet "battle."

If you've played it, why are you defending it by saying "IGN says it's good" instead of "I say it's good"?

Also, a publisher is a publisher, their job is to push something and make money. That's why they're called a publisher, they publish things.
User avatar #219103 to #219100 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
Publish means release, not promote. I was simply saying that there are more people who enjoy the game, than don't. One of those is me.
#219108 to #219103 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
If publishers were just there to release, then how do indie developers release games? I can name quite a few indie titles that made it out there without said publishers.

If you like the game, fine, I couldn't give a shit. I'm saying that you shouldn't trust reviewers that are payed by the creators of the thing they're reviewing, I thought that was completely obvious.

"Publishers make money off of game sales, so they would be perfectly fine with other well known companies making the game look bad."
User avatar #219110 to #219108 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
You were saying that I shouldn't get it because somebody said it isn't good... What's your game collection? I bet a lot of people don't like any of your games... Don't comment something that is completely unrelated to the topic in hand...
#219117 to #219110 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
You were asking if anyone had it, I said that a reviewer that has a good reputation in my opinion said it was a poor title so probably not/you probably shouldn't care.   
   
Also, please don't dodge my points please. If you insist on continuously replying far after you've claimed I've "lost this battle" and should "crawl back into my hole" then at least argue the same point. Do you admit to being wrong on the publisher point? You appear to be dodging that.   
   
I'm sure there are plenty of people that have differentiating opinions. I think MGS is mediocre. Halo 4 and AC3 shouldn't have existed. Bethesda RPGs such as Fallout: New Vegas and Skryim are rather crap, much like the company as a whole. You can disagree with that, that's fine, I don't care. I've already said I don't give two shits about whether you like the game or not, because that's personal opinion.
You were asking if anyone had it, I said that a reviewer that has a good reputation in my opinion said it was a poor title so probably not/you probably shouldn't care.

Also, please don't dodge my points please. If you insist on continuously replying far after you've claimed I've "lost this battle" and should "crawl back into my hole" then at least argue the same point. Do you admit to being wrong on the publisher point? You appear to be dodging that.

I'm sure there are plenty of people that have differentiating opinions. I think MGS is mediocre. Halo 4 and AC3 shouldn't have existed. Bethesda RPGs such as Fallout: New Vegas and Skryim are rather crap, much like the company as a whole. You can disagree with that, that's fine, I don't care. I've already said I don't give two shits about whether you like the game or not, because that's personal opinion.
User avatar #219124 to #219117 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
I asked if anyone had it. You replied with someone's opinion on the game, hence, unrelated. I'm not wrong on the publisher point. All that a publisher does is release the game. It's like a record label, the better the record label that you sign to, the more people will buy your product. If you don't care what I think, why are you bringing up random points about opinion? Also, why are you so obsessed with the Joker. I'd be willing to bet that you're no older than 16, and enjoy Call of Duty
#219129 to #219124 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
See? There you go.

"You're wrong because of reasons which I am not going to list! You probably like Call of Duty which is an insult for some reason! I win the internet argument!"
User avatar #219185 to #219129 - enviousjellyfish (11/18/2012) [-]
let me thumb your opinion up..

not sure why they downthumb, for you saying it had a bad review.
User avatar #219134 to #219129 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
hold the fucking phone. Not only is that not a quote, I said the reasons, and Call of Duty is a weak as fuck game engine wise, graphics wise, and gameplay wise. There are a lot of games out there better than it. You fucking lose this entire thing now. Stop typing.
User avatar #219147 to #219134 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
Oh pardon me.

Repeating the same thing you've said and I've countered multiple times doesn't make you right.

Also, I don't like Call of Duty, but a lot of people have fun with it. So what? How many times do I have to say I don't give a shit about how people have fun?
User avatar #219155 to #219147 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
Well then why the fuck are you even arguing your shitty point in the first place? You have no need to be here, I did not ask for an opinion, and I did not ask for 2 opinions. Fuck. Off.
User avatar #219121 to #219117 - ghostninja ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
have you played Hitman?
User avatar #219167 to #219121 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
Thanks, dude... It really is like arguing with a sunflower
User avatar #219168 to #219167 - ghostninja ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
yeah well that guy always comes here to try and piss people off so i just told him to fuck off
User avatar #219151 to #219121 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
Where did I say it sucks?
User avatar #219159 to #219151 - ghostninja ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
you implyed that when you said it got 66/100
User avatar #219162 to #219159 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
I stated that someone gave it a poor review.

Don't accuse me of outright saying it sucks when all I did was say that someone else claimed it wasn't very good.
User avatar #219163 to #219162 - ghostninja ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
im done with this shit useless its like fighting a wall
User avatar #219123 to #219121 - carchariasthefurry (11/18/2012) [-]
Which one? The latest one?
User avatar #219125 to #219123 - ghostninja ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
yes the latest one
User avatar #219223 to #219125 - enviousjellyfish (11/18/2012) [-]
he is stating that pcgamer gave it a bad score, he is not saying it sucks.
User avatar #219226 to #219223 - ghostninja ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
it was implyed through implactions
User avatar #219135 to #219131 - ghostninja ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
then dont tell people it sucks if you have not played it
User avatar #219072 to #219069 - Timmietim ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
normal reviewers
User avatar #219030 to #219025 - Timmietim ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
maybe
User avatar #219035 to #219030 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
What? Do you or do you not?
User avatar #219038 to #219035 - Timmietim ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
depends
User avatar #219042 to #219038 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
On what?
User avatar #219045 to #219042 - Timmietim ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
certain factors.
User avatar #219050 to #219045 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
Upon which certain factors does your possession of said game depend?
User avatar #219056 to #219050 - Timmietim ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
i dont actually. but i did play it.
User avatar #219057 to #219056 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
Recently?
User avatar #219059 to #219057 - Timmietim ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
i played the first level about a month ago.
also why are you asking?
User avatar #219060 to #219059 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
I want to know if Amazon have fucked up my order, or if they genuinely haven't been allowed to ship it yet
User avatar #219062 to #219060 - Timmietim ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
when is the release?
User avatar #219068 to #219062 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
Tuesday and I have 1 day shipping
User avatar #219071 to #219068 - Timmietim ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
this tuesday? then they did fuck up i think.
User avatar #219600 to #219071 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (11/18/2012) [-]
Nevermind... It will arrive tomorrow!
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