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#147966 - techketzer (09/14/2012) [-]
Any tips for a complete LoL noob?
User avatar #148145 to #147966 - markisawesome ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Play safe and don't rush. Last hit minions as much as you can.
User avatar #148051 to #147966 - astraea (09/14/2012) [-]
what theese FUCKHEAD people don't understand, is that last hitting the minions are the most important FUCKING thing to do.
FUUUUUUCKkkk they give you around 24g, and if you then last hit 100 minions you'll have 2 400 more gold then the other players.
User avatar #148027 to #147966 - akkere ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Keep defensive early on and be ready to convert offensive when you reach a healthy level and set of items.
User avatar #148040 to #148027 - techketzer (09/14/2012) [-]
But how do I level and get gold by playing defensive?
User avatar #148055 to #148040 - akkere ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Like vampir said, get last hit on minions. They'll also give you XP in addition to gold.
The "Always keep defensive" is just a failsafe rule that's always told to newbies till they get a hand of how LoL/Moba in general works.
You also could try killing Champions as they come as well, Bots are harder to take down as champions because they'll always have a retreat initiative, human players might get overconfident or simply not react fast enough when they realize they're in the shitter.

Also, defensive gives you the advantage of having a turret on your side, which can take down the health of minions and give you the ability to take them out faster and get XP and gold.
User avatar #148059 to #148055 - techketzer (09/14/2012) [-]
That's very useful advice, thank you.
May I ask you what champion you like best and why?
User avatar #148070 to #148059 - akkere ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Probably Gangplank
First off his default melee attack allows him to slow down an enemy champion, though only by a small percentage, enough for you to keep giving damage.
His Ult (R attack) allows him to do a cannon barrage anywhere on the map (which really helps take out retreating enemy champions or assist allied champions on the other end of the map)
His W spell cures him of any crowd control effects that would slow him down (making any snare or slow spell basically useless) as well as give him a healing bonus
And his E boosts his attack damage (and speed, I think)
But also the fact he's a critical attack machine.
with his Q attack being ranged and allowing to give Critical strikes and on-hit affects, as well as giving extra gold if it kills whatever you were shooting at (minion or champion)
He's a pretty bad motherfucker.
User avatar #148073 to #148070 - techketzer (09/14/2012) [-]
Thanks.
What about Tryndamere? I've seen people using him own the enemy team to the point of banana rape, so I'm kind of curious.
User avatar #148109 to #148073 - akkere ONLINE (09/14/2012) [-]
Haven't played Tyrndamere, though he seemed to be a pretty tough dude in the few instances I've played with a player that chose him.
It's good to sample out the champions that come out for free play each week and get a feel for what you want.
Also,
Google any champion you want to try out's name and then put in "mobafire"
You can find guides on builds for that champion, both with masteries and with items.
User avatar #148119 to #148109 - techketzer (09/15/2012) [-]
Thanks! Awesome! That's exactly what I was looking for! :D
User avatar #148026 to #147966 - crimsonuruzuki (09/14/2012) [-]
You could do some bot matches to get a hang of stuff
also, wanna add me
User avatar #148029 to #148026 - techketzer (09/14/2012) [-]
I do worse in bot matches than against other players.
sure, why not
User avatar #148031 to #148029 - crimsonuruzuki (09/14/2012) [-]
yeah, bots are cold and calculating
my summoners name is Azure Corbenik
User avatar #148039 to #148031 - techketzer (09/14/2012) [-]
mine is ThreeEyedRaven, sent you a request.
dude, how long have you been playing?
User avatar #148041 to #148039 - crimsonuruzuki (09/14/2012) [-]
a few months now, I have a European west and a north american account
User avatar #148053 to #148041 - techketzer (09/14/2012) [-]
Brutal.
User avatar #148056 to #148053 - crimsonuruzuki (09/14/2012) [-]
are you on Europe or NA?
User avatar #148064 to #148056 - techketzer (09/14/2012) [-]
Europe, I think. Not sure and no idea how to find out.
User avatar #148066 to #148064 - crimsonuruzuki (09/14/2012) [-]
yep you're on Europe, just found you
User avatar #148075 to #148066 - techketzer (09/14/2012) [-]
Let's play sometime, then. Not today though, it's late. If I start now I know I'll do an all-nighter.
User avatar #148254 to #148075 - europe (09/15/2012) [-]
why are we whispering?
#148287 to #148254 - techketzer (09/15/2012) [-]
And who the hell are
Wait, I see. Har har har, I'm pissing myself.
#148082 to #148075 - crimsonuruzuki (09/14/2012) [-]
okay, see ya later
User avatar #148057 to #148056 - crimsonuruzuki (09/14/2012) [-]
my american summoners name is crimson corbenik,sorry
User avatar #147985 to #147966 - vampirik (09/14/2012) [-]
Always try to get the last hit on enemy minions, if you don't you will miss out on a lot of gold.
User avatar #147990 to #147985 - techketzer (09/14/2012) [-]
Thanks, will do.
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User avatar #147995 to #147983 - Timmietim (09/14/2012) [-]
Dota is elitist faggots
User avatar #147987 to #147983 - techketzer (09/14/2012) [-]
What is wrong with lol community?
I really don't know, only played with decent people so far.
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User avatar #148010 to #148006 - techketzer (09/14/2012) [-]
I guess you have more experience than I do.
I'll keep it in mind, thank you.
User avatar #148021 to #148010 - Timmietim (09/14/2012) [-]
From when i played dota is just as bad
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