vagina jokes. that last one's kind of cute.. HAHA I HAVE A DICK AND IT DOESN'T BLEED
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User avatar #12 - connorjay (11/01/2013) [+] (14 replies)
HAHA I HAVE A DICK AND IT DOESN'T BLEED
#18 to #12 - Garblestickleshlop (11/01/2013) [-]
IT DOES WHEN I CUT IT OFF
User avatar #6 - spiceycoughdrop (11/01/2013) [+] (12 replies)
So it was halloween yesterday and I'm dressed in a skimpy red riding hood outfit with white socks and guess who decides my uterus needs to shed while Im standing at the counter at Starbucks.

User avatar #9 to #6 - yunoknow (11/01/2013) [-]
a little red riding under your hood
#31 - include (11/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Slept on white bed sheets.

Woke up on Japanese flag.
#7 - echobase (11/01/2013) [-]
If anyone wants it.
User avatar #53 - melontwilight (11/01/2013) [+] (20 replies)
I can never relate to these kinds of pictures because mine is always light and 3 days long and I never feel a thing.
User avatar #57 to #53 - cheated (11/01/2013) [-]
I can never relate to these kind of pictures because I have a dick.
#74 - slimeywaffles (11/01/2013) [-]
Mfw I finally get to a restroom in public
Mfw I finally get to a restroom in public
#22 - awkwardjew (11/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Are the really that bad?
User avatar #42 to #22 - lillamy (11/01/2013) [-]
Yes
#99 - heisenberger (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #3 - hockeykicksass (11/01/2013) [-]
vagina jokes aren't funny, period
i figured i should try a bad joke
User avatar #1 - electrozz (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Accurate. All of it.
User avatar #112 - thedarkestrogue (11/01/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Post about periods.
All the female funnyjunkers rejoice and talk about periods.

I'm so glad I have genitalia that doesn't bleed once a month.
User avatar #117 to #112 - tenuousdinosaur (11/01/2013) [-]
Wait your dick doesn't bleed once a month weird I gotta get mine checked out
#87 - Aejax (11/01/2013) [-]
>tfw I'm a man and don't have to deal with that 			****
>tfw I'm a man and don't have to deal with that ****
#26 - vilememory (11/01/2013) [-]
Mother Nature is a bitch.
Mother Nature is a bitch.
User avatar #102 - orangepikmin (11/01/2013) [-]
Period stories!:
>Be female around the age of 16
>Doing an essay, well into it with about 3 pages
>Doing great so far; don't have any problems with it so far
>But it's a six page paper.
>Whydoihavetodothis.jpg
>I suddenly get an uneasy feeling
>Another period is coming up and I can feel it
>I feel incredibly nauseous this time
>Oh goodness it's starting to flow
>It starts to consume every fiber in my body with hatred and pain
>I hate periods.
>Like, I really want them to stop
>Make a decision to never have another period again.
>To this day the teacher never understood why I wrote the last three pages with exclamation points
User avatar #82 - chuffberry (11/01/2013) [+] (12 replies)
haha i'm sterile i don't get my period!! oh wait… i'm sterile. awwwwww
User avatar #93 to #92 - chuffberry (11/01/2013) [-]
nah, it's okay. i'll just adopt a bunch of kids of different ethnicities and put them next to each other to make a rainbow
#11 - hillbill (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#169 - icametocomment ONLINE (11/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
One of the worst bits beside the actual period is PMSing. Emotions go to hell, and I get acne. Any other time of month, I have nice clear skin. Then BOOM. Big ol zit right by my nose.
#132 - lissblizz (11/01/2013) [-]
as a female i can confirm this.
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