/v/ - the sims painting goblim. . lg Anonymous '/ 43/' 13( Wed) 00: 52 No. 21 791 0436 Replies: File: '-( 62 KB, 227x221, 1376932299586. png) IE] Every time I p
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/v/ - the sims painting goblim

lg Anonymous '/ 43/' 13( Wed) 00: 52 No. 21 791 0436 Replies:
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Every time I play the sims, I start my family with a "painting goblin".
I make him/ her morbidly obese with green skin. I make sure to give him the following traits:
alikes to be alone
alikes art
mates the outdoors
The first thing I do once I have enough money, is build a small room in the basement, send him down there, and then remove the stairs. I
set him up in a tiny little area with only an easel, a toilet, a refrigerator, a bed, a shower, and a trash bin.
All he does all day is paint. That' s it. He paints and paints and paints and paints.
Eventually his paintings become very good and worth a lot of money. Every few minutes I go downstairs and sell whatever painting he has
finished, and then I return to playing the game.
My family always ends up feeling blessed because of their fortune, and they never find out about the horrible secret living beneath their
home.
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Submitted: 07/21/2014
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User avatar #1 - caffeine (07/21/2014) [-]
**caffeine rolls 1,897**
User avatar #2 - antiponiesuser (07/21/2014) [-]
not so good, because at the start you specifically indicate that you made him in the game.

If you hadnt said that you created him ''in the game'', it would be funny. But you just make a continuity mistake.

OP get your **** right.
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