using chopsticks. .. Im cringing cause those small dots look like ants white chopsticks Sushi
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Submitted: 02/27/2014
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#10 - quarteira (02/27/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Im cringing cause those small dots look like ants
User avatar #11 to #10 - optimussum (02/27/2014) [-]
extra protein *****
#5 - kaitora (02/27/2014) [+] (30 replies)
Only weaboos use chopsticks outside Asian restaurants. There is no real reason to use them, we western people have forks, which are superior.
#22 - stijnverheye (02/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#71 - juventud (02/28/2014) [+] (7 replies)
will it work if im mexican?
User avatar #78 to #71 - optimussum (02/28/2014) [-]
nothing works if youre mexican
#36 - omnipotentsoap (02/28/2014) [+] (10 replies)
Supermarket sushi
Supermarket sushi
#85 - riffz (02/28/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I thought i was actually gonna learn how to use that 						****					.   
   
Then i got called an uncultured 						****					.   
Thanks OP.
I thought i was actually gonna learn how to use that **** .

Then i got called an uncultured **** .
Thanks OP.
User avatar #12 - gladiator (02/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
i'm a fat, 20 year old with guy with a neckbeard longer than it has any right to be, and i have absolutely no problem using chopsticks...

i use them to eat Doritos so that my fingers stay clean and there's more flavour on the chip.

feel free to ask any questions...
#13 - obitouzumaki (02/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#155 - durkadurka (02/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
4. Use to play awesome drum solo
4. Use to play awesome drum solo
User avatar #15 - spongeychicken (02/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Tesco value sushi :/
User avatar #16 to #15 - optimussum (02/27/2014) [-]
only the best for me
#142 - xwhitewingx (02/28/2014) [-]
instruction not clear, how do i even?
#119 - themilk (02/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Fun fact for all you uncultured mother ******* out there!

So traditionally in Japan, you are not supposed to eat sushi with chopsticks as it was originally "street food". So eating with your hands is the proper etiquette. Huzzah for all of those who can't use chopsticks eh?
#143 - unoletmehavename (02/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My dads face when I strugle to take a sushi in a ultra fancy restaurant.
User avatar #158 to #143 - assrocket (02/28/2014) [-]
It's acceptable to eat sushi with your hands.
#127 - cyberneticghost (02/28/2014) [-]
Quite a few of you seem puzzled and curious as to how chop-sticks actually work

So here goes -

>Firstly you should probably know that the lower chop-stick you see in the picture never moves and stays stationary throughout the whole eating process.
>You rest one chop-stick on the nape of your hand (between your index and thumb)
and balanced on your ring finger ; this is the one that never moves.
>Then you take the other stick as if you were holding a pencil (grip it with your thumb, index and middle fingers). only instead you grip it half-ways (as shown)
>This is the one you use to add pressure and grip to whatever it is you plan on eating.
>Ta-da! Hand pincers!

It's really that simple. And given a little practice can be mastered in about 10 minutes.
User avatar #126 - krobeles (02/28/2014) [+] (20 replies)
I think the only people who eat with chopsticks, are pretentious ***** , who want to try to seem more cultured, all the while being just as uncultured as the rest of us.
Chopsticks are a ******* archaic and outdated way of eating food. Only reason it was ever a thing, was probably because of scarity of metal to the overwhelming number of people in Asia.

Tl;DR: Just use a ******* fork and knife, you "cultured" ********** !
User avatar #132 to #129 - braddlesxp (02/28/2014) [-]
you probably shouldnt be putting food in your mouth if you cant hold it with your fingers
#120 - whomperstomper (02/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
you cancerous ******* **** go die you bowlcut
#77 - williamhowardtaft (02/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
This is tuna. That is disgusting
User avatar #58 - taokami ONLINE (02/28/2014) [-]
Instruction not clear enough
penis has been severed and stuck on the wall.
User avatar #51 - fortunesnowman ONLINE (02/28/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Will this also work if I'm black?
User avatar #52 to #51 - skilletpanhead (02/28/2014) [-]
No, if you're black you have to clench one in your fist and go at the food like the chain on an unattended bike.
#40 - duvallwhitey (02/28/2014) [-]
"You better get the **** outta here you chink ************ "
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